Just like going home to your parent’s house can instantly turn you into a sulking 14 year old , so the Olympics makes me feel like I’m watching Munich ’72 all over again. The minute I hear that Olympics theme song, I’m right back there reliving Olga Korbut, Mark Spitz, and the US team’s rejection of their silver medals — the crucible of sports and politics and the massacre of the Israeli athletes that riveted everyone.

The Olympics one of the only thing I get really nationalistic about. USA all the way. Which was why having George Bush running around patting people’s butts is so irritating — let us come together once every 4 years and root for the USA, Republican and Democrat, without having to watch politicians using athletic events as photo opportunities to gin up their approval ratings. (And yes, I’d feel the same way if it was a Democrat.)

Now every time I see those stupid volley ball girls I’m annoyed. It’s kinda like Harold Ford in ’06. If we’ve gotta lose one….

Oh and Michael Phelps is a monster. Just awesome.