Dear George — Open mouth, insert oblivious, non-compassionate, utterly out-of-touch with reality outside the gated family compound vacation manse ass? Swell:
Q But given China’s growing strength and America’s own problems, realistically how much leverage and influence does the U.S. have here?
THE PRESIDENT: First of all, I don’t see America having problems. I see America as a nation that is a world leader, that has got great values. And leverage is — I don’t think you should look at the relationship as one of leverage. I think you ought to look at the relationship of one of constructive engagement where you can find common areas, like North Korea and Iran, but also be in a position where they respect you enough to listen to your views on religious freedom and political liberty.
ThinkProgress has the video. It is to laugh. America doesn’t have problems? Well, Americans beg to differ:
Poverty and inequality are not usually subject of wide debate in the United States but this is an election year which might mark the beginning of a change. A poll this month by TIME magazine and the Rockefeller Foundation showed that 85 percent of Americans are unhappy with the economy and think their country is on the wrong track. TIME termed the percentage unprecedented.
Ooopsie. And I’ve got yer great values right here, too, George — what you’ve wrought and wronged:
…Nevertheless, her gut-wrenching first-person accounts of detainee abuse by American soldiers at the Bagram Air Base are consistent with the findings of a recent report by the inspector general of the Justice Department on detainee interrogations in Guantánamo, Afghanistan and Iraq. F.B.I. officials observed detainees being subjected to sexual humiliation, body cavity searches and other indignities similar to the abuses that Khan reports.
The fact that many of the prisoners Khan describes appear to have been innocent of the vague accusations against them, were imprisoned for years without formal charges or fair hearings and were eventually released by the United States without apology or compensation makes the abuse they suffered during years of imprisonment all the more outrageous….
As one mom blogger from Kentucky puts it:
And then, in the middle of watching women’s gymnastics we are suddenly forced to listen to George W. Bush congratulate himself on telling other foreign leaders how to run their countries and how to make sure that their citizens have their full share of civil rights. And, as can be expected, the Russians and the Chinese told him what they thought of his suggestions….
Bush knew this before he even flew to Beijing and so did we. This was nothing more than a vain attempt to make himself look good on our athletes’ time. These men and women have worked to be the best at what they do and they shouldn’t have to share their podium with a politician who doesn’t even qualify.
Amen. It’s not about you, George.
And other than the beach volleyball women who volunteered their asses for the slapping, your antics aren’t fooling anyone. Do your reputation rehab on someone else’s time.
(Painting is Caravaggio’s Narcissus.)
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Where is the ass offered for slapping? Where? I’ve looked many times and there is no ass there.
Bush saying America has no problems followed by a McCain commerial naming all those problems we don’t have while further proving Bush to be a liar and McCain a hater and a fool.
the ass is right here
Oh, but it is about him, and his being the worst President in our history. Georgia is being blown apart and George can’t tear himself away from serious stuff like going to Olympic events.
Nice bit of serendipity that the picture below that features the McCain’s looking at a giant pig.
The ass-slapping antics are right up there with the air-guitaring and cake-wielding during Katrina.
The Crawford Caligula reigns.
-G
Saakashvili has shredded the military he just spent millions and millions building up……They are now in a humiliating rout from the Russians. He’s got the military savvy of Saddam Hussein.
Did you happen to look at the article linked? It’s about halfway down the page:
…” Then after a good play, in the tradition of female volleyballers, May-Treanor turned, bent over slightly and offered her bikinied rear-end for the 43rd president to slap.
“Mr. President,” she said, “want to?”"
O/T but sort of not: Administration to relax protected species rules, cutting out independent reviews
Another beautiful day here in Amerika
Bom dia pups
Well, heaven forbid he actually do the real part of his job or anything. It’s all fluff and nonsense, dude!
Laura’s lipstick is sure red.
The mans ignorance is only surpassed by his arrogance, even at that, it’s a close call.
I wish that this was true. If Dumbya and his band of neo-con nut-jobs and corporate treasury looters would just do nothing till January we would be a lot better off than we will be dealing with the damage they’ll cause with whatever it is that they decide to do.
NBC is making a horrible mistake feeding W’s ego. They show him and his awful family over and over amidst the Olympics. In the low twenties job approval rating, his image must cause millions of Americans to walk away (or click off) their teevees. The sponsors must be very angry that their products and services, so carefully honed to reflect Americans’ Olympic frenzy, are contaminated by Bush.
He turns everything to merde. Everything.
W sure looks cozy with Putin in those pictures from Elliot’s link…and that was while Putin was invading Georgia..
I won’t do anything if you invade Iraq if you don’t do anything when I invade Georgia…let’s make a deal..
Think of it as a branding exercise. Associate images of a war criminal with china.
You have to admit the photo is anatomically correct. Cheeks on each side and an asshole in the middle.
You know, as soon as I saw the photo in the storage I felt an irresistable urge to see what watertiger’s been up to.
I have to say, when he got to the “We don’t have any problems in America.” part of the interview, both Mr. ReddHedd and I let out an audible gasp and then a laugh. It was so fricking ludicrous, given how tough things are for so many folks right now and how many issues there are at the moment. Beyond clueless — or just a really, really ill-advised moment of politician spin (read: lying to self and others in public).
Was he the one wearing the blue shirt?
BTW oil prices actually dipped somewhat today and the NYMEX crude near futures contract is trading currently at $114.48. With trouble in the Caucasus, a major oil pipeline, and a major oil producer Russia, you might think that the markets would take notice, and they would if supply and demand considerations determined them. But as it’s excess speculation, they don’t.
Georgia is payback for Kosovo.
And I couldn’t help myself with the Narcissus painting. It was just too perfect for exactly how the prancing about has felt from him. “Look! Look at me! I’m so cool! Come play with me! Hey, over here! Here I am — look at me!” It’s like having a 3 year old for a president…with far worse manners than my child had at that age, sad to say, and even less empathy for the needs of others.
you have to ask? . lol!
He’s such a spoiled bully
brat.Oh, and I should point out as well that just as gasoline prices declined during the 2006 election cycle and actually hit there low point on the day of the election, something similar could be happening here. Gas at over $4 a gallon translates into a lot of angry voters but decrease prices in the run up to the election and much of that anger evaporates away. Of course, blowups in Georgia or Iran could torpedo this.
The man doesn’t have an honest bone in his body. He would probably implode from telling the truth
No homosexuality in Iran either.
OT, but has anyone else experienced a server error with Gmail? I’m getting a message:
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Yes, I looked at the article, I was being facetious, that athlete is in such good condition there are hardly any buttocks there at all.
It wasn’t very funny and I’m sorry I left the comment.
Did you notice how Bush held his left hand up throughout the interview? Costas was holding a pen in his right hand, gesturing at Bush. Bush was almost guarding himself with his own left, then he’d lean in over it to make a point about going to church, or telling Putin violence was unacceptable. Bush doesn’t like talking to people that close to him unless he can touch, and disarm and overwhelm, them, as Watertiger has demonstrated so often with her “Personal Space” series.
I think Poppy Bush’s presence has made W particularly juvenile on this trip as well. I suppose we taxpayers are footing the bill for this entire extended National Lampoon Olympics by the Bush family. Having Poppy around has made W quite the sports-addled youngster.
Oh, and I think it’s pretty clear he’s drunk — a lot.
I have seen this from time to time.
I also get messages about my internet cache being full when at work.
I assume this has something to do with our network architecture.
No functional imparement
I knew what you meant and thought it was funny, fwiw.
You know, something occurred to me this morning.
George Walker Bush is really Chance the Gardener, a/k/a Chauncey Gardner, as presented by Kosinski in the novel Being There. The movie makes Chance into an explicit christ-figure, the novel not so much.
The big difference is that Chance reflects everyone’s beliefs back at them, while the Dim Son only reflects ‘wingers beliefs back at them. Or maybe liberals have actually read Kosinski and recognize the Dim Son for what he is?
BC
I do wonder what Presidential Daily Briefings are getting short shrift during this presidential August vacation.
“that has got great values“
I think he’s talking about the new low prices at WalMart.
Is that a dead muskrat on Costas’ head?
i absolutely cuoldn’t believe they were going to allow him to ‘cycle/ride his tricycle/ the course’ two days before the olympics..every minute of training getting to know the course is VITAL. i couldn’t believe they were going to allow it and disrupt the athletes this way, i would have complained. people trained long and hard to have the honor of being there, he didn’t earn the right to do it. it was soooooo wrong.
i commented on this the other day. selfish i said.
i haven’t seen any footage of other leaders out there leering at bikini-clad ‘chicks’. and slappin’ their asses. or being offered one.tasteless.
and i thought originally he was just going to attend opening ceremonies, when did that change?
his humiliation of the USA – it’s chronic, it’s incessant, it’s pandemic.
That is a genetic condition common to members of the Bush family.
Thanks, mack.
I’m going to try a reboot and see if that helps.
It is a rather shapely yet small rear end, I’ll give you that… *g*
you sent a shiver down my spine
I suspect Bush just considers this part of his usual August recess. Never mind that the world is watching. At least in Crawford he mostly stays out of sight.
Am getting the same error message, FWIW…
cheney’s still there.
guess the routine didn’t change much with bush being gone…
He also had a big, scabby place on his right elbow while watching the swimming yesterday evening with his shirtsleeves rolled up so he looked like a regular guy. I wondered if he fell off his bike…again.
Wait a min, Christy. I could swear I saw a pic of Dubya sittin’ right behind Kissinger and Nancy. Are they comparing notes on which countries war criminals can safely visit?
The training wheels are supposed to prevent that kind of thing.
Wrinkly dark haired old guy?
CNN is treating Bush the Ass Slapper’s statement as though it were some great proclamation.
It was impotent sputtering by a feckless knave.
-G
“The country has no problems!!”
“I don’t have a problem with alcohol.”
“I don’t need recovery.”
“I am fine.”
“Sounds like everything is as it should be.”
Did I miss something?
So far as I can see, no one has commented that the picture up top is a classic rendition of Narcissus obsessively staring at his own image in the water.
Yep, that’s George, alright.
And I wonder if anyone actually prepped El Presidente about the butt slapping, or whether he thought he was being invited to, um, do something not usually seen on family tv. I wonder if that volleyball player will get an extensive ribbing about that gesture for years.
Bob in HI
I’m not a prude, or at least I don’t think I am. But why is it that women beach volleyballers universally wear bikinis (not horribly skimpy by today’s standards, but still bikinis) and men beach volleyballer’s wear jam shorts and a loose jersey top?
What’s up with that? Eye candy for guys?
BC
Bush’s impotence…more of the same, as noted by Froomkin today.
yeah, it looked raw, 6 inches long at least. widest at the elbow, then tapered off toward wrist…i wondered how he got it, too.
Kissinger was sitting behind the Bush family pep squad at swimming last night. He’s been trying to insinuate himself back into the foreign policy set on Team W since Cheney is reported to be running hot and cold, depending on His Highness’ mood of the day of late. Not that it’s an improvement, mind you, same song, second verse and all.
But I bet Cheney sent along a foreign policy minder of his own since Kissinger’s on the trip. Haven’t been able to ascertain, as yet, who that might be in the entourage. Any guesses, anyone?
Gee I thought she was mooning him
Nothing coming through from my gmailer friends for the past 45 minutes, actually….
Imagine President Obama playing grabass while the Russians were mucking about somewhere?
Jeebus.
-G
P.S. Time for more Al Qaeda missives! This time Zawahiri speaks English!
Digg it
Yes. They also have hot little cheerleader girlies in bathing suits on the side who do peppy dance numbers between points. Totally not about the hottie T&A sex appeal though. Nope. Just good fun. Ahem.
The only way I could forgive her would be if she had let fly with a huge fart. Think of the hits that YouTube would get…
digg it here
This is one of Bush’s parting gifts, to leave the World the clear impression that our Country has the President with the most class – low class that is.
Other parting gifts include: the record deficit/debt, collapsing infrastructure, job losses, housing/mortgage crisis, $4 gasoline, an economy in shambles, a weakened Constitution, a stacked Supreme Court, a DOJ so corrupt that it may take decades to figure out how many crimes were committed by the DOJ alone, an Iran that is stronger than when he came in, a Middle East that is every day farther from peace/stability, a stronger Russian/Chinese autocracies that we no longer have the standing to stand up to, etc.
No one can say that there is no legacy; the legacy is long and clear.
his image must cause millions of Americans to walk away (or click off) their teevees.
Make it harder for me to root for and watch athletes whom I’ve seen acting all smiley and friendly with the Ugly-American-In-Chief.
I may cut some slack for the women’s beach volleyball teams… *g*
dunno.
maybe a ’speedo’ type thing would ‘chafe’ the guys.
i’m not a prude either, but the beauty pageant contestants at least use ’stickum’ to keep the suit over their butt. i noticed some teams were more skimpy than others. then i turned it.
i grew up swimming/diving, and it wasn’t a ‘cool’ look/thing to have your suit ride up. always snapping it back down. butt covered.
Fortunately I missed the Dim Son’s antics with May/Walsh.
NBC’s crew said that May/Walsh invited him to come by the court, and he did. They were supposed to have given him a lesson in volleyball play.
Based on that, I think (maybe that’s I hope) that May was trying to show the Dim Son how to receive service (it looks like she’s setting up for a dig), and he thought she wanted to be slapped.
Somehow I always manage to put them on backwards.
was considered ‘tacky’.
funny, practiced/competed/lived in a swimsuit year-round, but not ok to let your butt hang-out there.
But Christy, if you’re a CEO or already super-rich, then you’re an American who doesn’t have any major problems.
rofl!!!!!
you aren’t the only one, although they were usually young….leave the tag in it.
I swam competitively through HS, and played some volleyball too. A Speedo only chafes if it doesn’t fit properly. Besides that, when playing v-ball I always wore as much support as I could arrange. I’ll guarantee those guys are wearing compression briefs under the jam pants.
BC
It was always pretty obvious which side of my speedo went in the front.
Might be some slippage depending on how cold the water is.
I just like it better that way.
as my dad said when i asked about bush when he was running—”he’s a ‘party boy’ “!…..yeah, but who is he? that’s all you need to know about him, that’s all he is.
9 years later.
he’s a party boy.
laura was off doing tours, and he was hangin’ with the beach chicks.
everybody’s coverin’ things, he’s playin’.
that’s his job.
uh-hunh.
The exquisite Caravaggio really shows us what’s wrong, and ludicrous moreover, with directing that look of love into a mirror, doesn’t he?
Looking and listening around a bit lately it seems to me that the fall propaganda
putschpush is in full roll-out, what with ubiqui-Bush at the Olympics, Bob Kagan on NPR this evening, et cetera.Jusht all part of mah effort to reshtore dignity to the office of the preshident.
-The Decadent Decider
Lord, they’ve [NPR] got a feature coming up about somebody having paid to play a Wurlitzer!
Lordy, how many one-time swimmers are here at the Lake?
A Mighty Wurlitzer??? Ewwww.
At least a Hammond B-3, puhleeze.
FWIW, Margot, I haven’t been able to get into my gmail for about half an hour now. It went down and will not re-open for me, even with a computer restart…
me too. hated having to pull them up wet and then not being able to jump into the pool to ‘fix it’….ah, memories, that stuff was a huge chunk of my life. and my sister’s. glad it’s over.
rat–lol.
I swam across the short side of the pool once or twice. And I’m pretty good arm swimming with my torso on a swim noodle. Does that count?
Have you tried it on a different browser? explorer, firefox, safari?
well, it IS a lake!
Methinks the lady denigrates herself.
Or maybe my age is showing. In my experience, most folks who know what a speedo is have shaved down for at least one meet.
BC
Am on safari now. It’s usually fairly dependable.
The rat is is clambering out of the lake, folks. Have a splendid day.
You can setup Apple’s Mail.app to use gmail:
http://mail.google.com/support…..swer=13275
Much nicer interface than the gmail web page, imho.
and i was a diver. my last year of eligibility in high school, summer, i just dove, finally got the nerve to say i hated swim team, i swam and dove year-round, could i please just dive and play tennis….was the first diver to get ’swimmer of the year’…there wasn’t an award for divers. got it from hard work, not because i was the best. i am proud of that part of it all. not many people know about that one. and i was best camper at church camp–queen cartwright….eighth grade. played guitar and taught everyone how to make sand candles and how to swim and dive.
rofl. all true.
of course that counts!!!
I used to dive back in my gymnastics days as a teenager.
I haven’t been able to either, Christy, and it’s irritating the hell out of me.
enjoy your evening
I am in on two different accounts. Both on firefox.
This is odd, has never happened before that I can remember, anyway. But there’s always Yahoo chat and email.
my mom took lessons for ‘terrified swimmers’ when i was in my 20’s, at the ywca….i was so proud of her when she progressed to swimming across the pool and then jumping off the diving board..once, just to say she did..made me cry.
so, yes, that counts.
and i still hate shaving, all because of that.
I’m guessing here….because it’s played outside in the sun and wearing a bikini would be the most comfortable to wear? Sounds reasonable to me. ;-)
I just downloaded Firefox 3.0 yesterday (couldn’t get into my Hotmail account without doing that) and have had problems ever since.
cool, i gave up on that. but did trampoline for training.
bye rat-leave that tag in or you might have an ‘accident’….
(John Lovett mode ON)
Yeah. That’s the ticket!
(John Lovett mode OFF)
i’ve heard a lot of problems about 3.0
Well I am swimming now with very little strength from the abdominal muscles and almost no ability to bend the left leg at the hip.
yeah, it feels good to move your body in the water, doesn’t it?
I’ve got one in my living room. The mister’s.
Yesterday I told him when he gets around to cleaning it off…he’s a oh, I’ll just put that here kinda guy, that I want to take a photo of it with a bunch of eggs.
I had to explain…silly right brained musician.
Hamm ond eggs.
Okay, call me a dummy-do, but who the hell is John Lovett?
Dmac, what the heck is going on? Seems like the Internet has taken a turn for the worse (couldn’t get into my Hotmail account, had to download Firefox and have now had more problems, and now I can’t get into my GMail account) ever since George Bush went to the Olympics. LOL
I wore a beard from age 19 until !@#&*(, and I think part of it was in reaction to shaving down for meets. Freshman year wasn’t bad, but by my senior year it was tedious.
BC
Yeah, did you hear it? I was a bit distracted, but seems some guy rented out Radio City Music Hall, and another MW somewhere got involved somehow.
I definitely cannot drive while talking on a cell phone.
Wonder if there are any Fats Waller recordings on a Wurlitzer? He played very charmingly on church pipe organs, which one might not’ve thought would work.
When I was in the eigth grade some knucklehead went up to the chalk board and scraped his front teeth on it. I haven’t thought of that horrible event in years.
Last night it came to mind watching the Costas interview.
John Lovett was on the SNL cast for a few years. His most famous schtick was an annoying, lying weasel who’d get caught in a lie, and say something like,
Yeah, Morgan Fairchild! That’s the ticket! I was wit’ Morgan Fairchild …
BC
Okay! I get it now! Thanks. ;-) LMAO
Hammond Eggs.
That’s truly awful, demi.
Really, really bad.
my guess is solar flares, or the new engineers at the software co’s–have to justify paying them. then everyone buys their new products and noone’s computers work except for techies who can stitch in the new stuff or people who get pissed and go buy a new one.
i said that about a new tens machine i got today, the therapist said they changed the battery cover and clip, i said it was because the new mechanical engineers had to justify their pay. redesign.
Does the whole W family get to travel on the US “dime”? At least papa and two sibs, I think, have made the trip. One or two daughters, not sure + some other invited guests. Who pays for the family/entourage vacation?
I think it’s actually spelled “Jon Lovitt”
yep. i felt sorrier/more sorry for the guys.
To be fair, there’s not much he can do about Georgia.
omg!!! rofl!!! i’m so glad i wasn’t there!!!
i wrote a letter to nbc about costas the first hour they were on the air.
he said about a guy from a poor country that they will enjoy watching ‘his exploits’ i said they were already exploited, how about watching his accomplishments?
“I HATE it when that happens”
Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest-mr. jamie lee curtis
Yeah. And why can he not do much about Georgia?
Oh, yeah. We’re up to our ears in Iraq and Afghanistan …
I heard on the news last night that the USAF is carrying the Georgia peacekeepers back home. I don’t know that I’d want to be flying into Tblisi right now, especially with a planeful of seasoned troops.
BC
I dunno who had it worse. And I was never convinced that at our level it was anything more than psychological.
georgian president on cnn right now, they usually have tape later on website.
we weren’t required to, but the girls kinda had a ‘code’ about it.
some guys did, some didn’t…..was in the late ’70’s
Scratch that. It’s “Lovitz”
forgot to add, yeah, a hundreth of a second, psaw.
Merde! Exactly Teddy. Precisely!!!
Hey, Christy, I’m LOVIN’ the art photos in your posts lately. That’s a really nice and beautiful touch. Class, dah’lin. And fitting to say the least.
Very much appreciated here.
Thank you.
Oh! And the post is excellent, as usual.
I just really felt the need to tell you how much I’m appreciating the new touch, there.
:)
The ass of the Universe has been a total dufus and completely embarrassing spectacle since he disembarked from the plane. It’s just unreal how undignified and juvenile he acts, and I will be soooooooo relieved when we can be, once again, proud of our leader as he shows around the world for whatever he’s doing. Obama would just be such a relief and a full 180 turn around from this clown and asshat. His ignorance just knows no depths!
We weren’t required to by the coaches, either. But it was definitely expected (by the team ‘leaders’) that everyone would shave down for the rivalry dual, and for the league meet.
Those who went on to district/region and state did too.
BC
Oh, dear! Betsy, your back probably needs stronger abdominals (sic.) Weak abdominals open the door for back pain. Strong abdominals mitigate back pain. There’s some pretty basic mechanics/physics involved. But you’ve already discussed that with your PT folks, right?
Aloha,
Bob in HI
Like me, for one.
The minute I saw his ugly smirking mug next to Costas’ I changed the channel. Stayed away for 2 + hrs. I heard Costas’s question, then I was gone.
umm, dmac, was that snark? A pun? You know that exploit as a noun means adventures, successes, etc., like Lewis and Clark’s exploits in the Rocky Mountains, for example. Not the same meaning as exploiting the labor of the poor, for example.
Oh dear, way to end a conversation. Late to the party, epu’d as usual. sorry if I was too snarky myself. Back to work for me.
Our equivalent to the Gang of Four?
*cough* *sputter* Henry Kissinger? %^&*(*(
Kissinger’s should be in the Gang of Four terrritory, that is jail.