George Bush, who never misses an opportunity to party on taxpayers' dollars and publicly make an ass of himself (and, through guilt by association, the United States) is donning the flourescent Lycra to make a mockery of the real Olympic athletes this weekend in China.
After his attempted irony-free humiliation of the Games' host country, Bush touched down in Beijing's Capital International Airport tonight to lay claim to the only legitimate "first" of his tenure: the first President to attend an Olympics on foreign soil. As expected, Bush dropped the baton almost immediately:
"The reason I'm going to the Olympics is twofold: one, to show my respect for the people of China; and two, to cheer on the U.S. team," Bush said this week. Then he thought about that for a second and reversed the order, saying pride in U.S. teams is his top motivation.
Bush plans to spend the majority of his time biking on the Olympic trails (I'm putting money on a mid-race collision with participating athletes), snarling the already unmanageable Beijing traffic with his fleet of carbon monoxide-spewing, tricked-out monster Chevy Suburbans, and calling the President of China "Kato, you little yellow swine" at least twice during his weekend stay.
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Evening, WT!
hola!
wt!
Aloha, Watertiger!
lolbush
Are ya still in the Rockies, WT?
George W. Bush, the proverbial turd in the punch bowl right up to the last.
nah, i’m back in nyc.
regrettably.
hey w/t, any bets on what sport he will be trying when he fucks up and causes an injury - to either himself or an innocent?
i’m thinking bicyles but there is always his second favorite sport, eating.
I suspect rhythmic gymnastics…
Geez, watertiger. Bush in Lycra. Not a mental image I need.
Thanks for the amusing imagery, WT. Now Beijing is REALLY polluted. Dubya puts the ass in “classy.” We must be very proud.
He could always just throw up on someone like his father did. That would be a step up from his whole presidency to date.
There will be innocent bystanders injured for sure. In George Bush’s America, it is always the innocent who are harmed.
Do they have pretzels in China?
Get Ready: Outback Steakhouse China! Yeehaw! Ima hongry!!!
I loved that one pic of Denver! Btw… Did ya see this…?
I wonder if St. Paul’s Xcel Center’s lines will be jammed too…? ;-)
Not off to a good PR start: From HuffPo
they will be jammed - with calls cancelling and requesting refunds.
i’m thinking bicyles but there is always his second favorite sport, eating.
Followed by:
3. Checkers
4. “Go Fish”
Too many “wide stances.”
Just run the ticket orders thru the NSA. They can get it done quick. They already know the personal information on every Merkin - especially demorats!. /s
I wonder?
OK pups it’s time to Digg WT’s Post!
Or switching over to Ron Paul’s…! ;-)
Aloha, Suz!
oh, yeah. now there’s a good start.
dugg and thanks
I think this is the Chinese response to Bush’s speech.
This is embarrassing as hell, but what else is new? If this happened to a Democratic Administration…
they will be jammed - with calls cancelling and requesting refunds.
And that’s just the Republican Congressmen and Senators….
they held the wrong plane in that event
No. It is very Chinese - indirect so as not to give clear offense.
Are we sure it was their idea?
Hiya, Dr. Dick!
5. Yahtzee!
How did Bill Clinton get the Chinese to commandeer a White House Press Airliner?
Chimp-In-Chief yukking it up. Surely the Dark One is doing damage somewhere while the press is distracted by this boondoggle.
Hey, Wangdang! How’s life in Baja Oklahoma? I think some of your weather got lost and wandered up here. You can come take it back home anytime.
Inscrutable!
where was gannon? is rice attending?
They probably won’t let it fly out, Northwestern will have to take it apart and put it on a boat.
Night all. Bask in the afterglow of Tennessee’s 9th.
Not if you are paying attention. Of course that excludes the entire Bush administration and the MSM.
g’nite ratfood
Night rf.
First time I’ve heard Baja Oklahoma, that’s funny as hell! And yes, send that weather back this way, I only got a 1/4 inch.
I forgot about Gannon/Guckert…..I wonder if he’s back with another name and a new set of pix? Condi…. shopping in China, not so much.
where was gannon?
already moved into his new digs at the St. Paul Airport’s mens’ room?
Nighters, ratfood. It was delish.
PERFECT!!
Perhaps he will continue to piss off his hosts, and they will “ask” him to stay.
i just had a vision of Bush cannonballing into the Olympic pool during the relays.
Hee!
Thank goodness they didn’t allow Bush to carry the torch into Beijing - imagine the damage he could have done.
No rain, just the heat. We are not used to 90 degree weather and do not appreciate it. (It is amazing how fast you get spoiled. Ten years in Montana completely obliterate 35 years in Oklahoma.)
perhaps they issued a recall. the booshbot has been speechifying lately and the chinese realized his software needed updating for new talking points.
We can but hope.
After you’re done, can you send the rain to California?
And then…
Are we sure it was their idea?
What I’m talking about.
Once again Pakistan leads the way…
C’mon Nancy get a clue…!
LOLOLOLOL!
Oh, I thought you might have some rain for me. We were promised, damit!
It has been alot cooler since, only 95 today. A virtual cool front.
But then, I’ve been known to light up the fireplace when it gets down to 65.
Hiya Loo Hoo! You can have anything in excess of 2 inches.
Not. Gonna. Happen.
We need new leadership in congress and we need it now.
Hey, Loo, I’ll split that with you.
Some things are just timeless.
Hong Kong is very cosmo. Condi Rice and gal pal Bean would enjoy the shopping there. Gucci, etc.
And while we all can’t accompany der loser to Beijing, we can support our local communities……and I did my best by attending my county fair today. And it was fine. Reminded me of the best of America…..wonderful agricultural displays, 4-H’ers showing the sows, folks showing their pickles/jams/afghans/artwork. All the jalapenos in that divind Sriracha hot sauce are grown in this county. I couldn’t be more proud! And there was no speaker trashing anyone. Just good American get together and enjoy what we do.
Hah! We were hotter than you at 97. Of course, you would be lighting the fireplace just about every night all summer here (50s and 60s usually). I am just waiting for it to cool off a bit ti go to bed (supposed to get down to 55 tonight).
OT but interesting: From Think Progress
Yeah, I thought of that after….. but I hope she is not enjoying any bargains.
That bad over there, too? Think I’ll avail myself to the City’s rain barrel program. Just in case it ever rains again.
Hope they didn’t play Lee Greenwood.
lets get dougie to do it - he’ll do anything
Shut UP! Why do you taunt me so? *g*
Next Bush will be trying the shit put.
You’re still talking about Rain, right ? *g*
I thought is was a very compelling case that The Stupidest F*cking Man Alive, would do it, and, the point that Darth did not trust or like the CIA certainly rings true…!
That’s his big event! He holds three world records.
Its’ probably bullshit. As far as I know, no source has stated that the letter was in crayola.
Did you see Feith on CSPAN at those hearings last month? Feigning indignation is his specialty.
he can’t - they bag it to prevent his from landing in enemy hands
He’ll do his “Crusty the Clown” routine … “Mee soh solly, mee soh solly !”
Aloha, Dood! ;-)
I can’t tell you the last time it rained in LA.
Hardly ever ever ever in the summer.
White House officials would say only there were “logistical problems” getting clearance to unload the aircraft. The flight crew was told the Chinese were insisting that all luggage be inspected.
Damn. This morning, after Bush trashed China’s human rights record, I predicted his plane would be met by a couple of janitors.
Baggage handlers - crap - missed it by *that* much….
((( CT )))
Everyone seems to be in a jovial mood tonight … let the Chinese have Bush for a while, they’ll develop some empathy for Americans …
CTuttle
That’s what I put in my response to Reid’s “tell us what’s on your mind” mailer. I can’t decide whether to send $20.00 with it. I’ve been sending money to liberals only, but…..?
Would China buy some Ignite! education software? Will Neil find that some hookers have mysteriously showed up in his room?
We could use it as a bargaining chip in negotiations. We will not take him back unless they make major concessions. 8-)
I wonder if even winning an Olympic gold medal would be worth having to shake that man’s hand.
Doobie Brothers, Sara Evans, Los Tirgres Del Norte, Trace Adkins, Raven Symone, Beach Boys, Tower of Power & WAR — and demolition derby and lots of rodeo. Something for everyone. I’ve been to county fairs on the east coast, in the midwest, and several west coast counties. They are ALL good. I highly recommend that in these tough times, Americans should go to their local county fair for a re-up on what America is really all about.
Petro! You cad.
; )
The Chinese government has the ability to display empathy? Who knew. :)
No kidding! Did you get moveon’s email today?
Will Bush joke about which country is the biggest slob in the world?
Think we got it wrong here. After the speeches for the press corps GWB is now comparing notes w/ his hosts - telling them how we’re kicking ass and stuff - tomorrow he plans to visit our money
P.S. Wangdangdoodle & Dr Dick - After 33 yrs in Norman I sure do appreciate life here in the Rockies but it has been warm lately
The Chinese have secret tapes of Bush and Gannon together. Or, maybe, it is Cheney that has them.
Woops.
newton, are you sure you hit the right reply button?
Where you at? I’m in western Montana and we have had mid-90s the last couple of days, which is 10 degrees above normal.
let the Chinese have Bush for a while, they’ll develop some empathy for Americans …
“oooh, that George Bush, he Smooth!!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpX97eg-W-k
Which county fair? Where?
Defense mechanism.
Now that you mention it, I am certain that I didn’t. Meant for Suzanne @ 74. Sorry/Thanks.
wow, you have WAR and Tower of Power and Beach Boys at your county fair!? Cool!
I don’t know who’s at ours. An up-and-coming country singer.
Spoke too soon Wangdang. Seems we are about to have some rain, along with thunder and lightning.
dougie only uses the dull crayons - he’s not allowed to use the new ones with their sharp points.
I din’t see their email, but I saw their teevee ad. It were good!
Yep, Ventura County…..right by the ocean. I’ve never seen a county fair setting quite as wonderful. Sitting in the riding arena watching two shows: the riders and the ocean waves. Course we’ll all be under water if the warming keeps warming…….but for now it’s heaven.
uh oh
my tin foiled hattednes tells me this is the prelude to a denial of internet provided by the administration but blamed on security
But really, how much harm could he do compared to what he’s done?