Paris Hilton Announces For President With An Energy Plan as Good As Obama’s

So yeah, here’s the sad thing.  Paris’s energy plan, probably put in the can before Obama compromised, is essentially Obama’s post-compromise plan.  No real difference.  Here’s the truth, given the stupidity required of presidential candidates and presidents once they got into power, I suspect she’d be a better Pres than John McCain.  I know she’d be a better president than George Bush.  And, well, I suppose Obama would be a better president, but as Paris continues to unveil her platform (I’m praying) maybe I’ll change my endorsement.  I wonder if she’s for warrantless wiretapping?  

Satire: dying a little every day.

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