Holy malarky Moses! The McCain campaign's Acme self-hoisting petard is replicating faster than hydra heads in a Herculean sword fight. This may very well be the most inane, vapid and useless attempt at parody gone flat that I've seen in a long, long time. Jeebus.
Let's see:
-- Cottage cheese with lime jello background and muttering, barely there crowd speech? Check.
-- Flat out lying about issues? Check.
-- Insulting your only allies -- the press -- by turning your back on them with no explanation? Check-a-reeno.
-- Rampant flip-floppery? Check.
-- Phony baloney wingnut welfare sham front group? Check-a-roni.
-- Creepy campaign poster? Oh yeah.
-- Unstable, yelling political surrogates? Yeppers. And, even worse, incompetent media surrogates? Yesiree!
And never mind that they can't get their facts consistent with their advert of the day. When life starts to be the snark, what's the Daily Show to do? More mockery, of course.
Yesterday, Badwater suggested Led Zepplin's "Dazed and Confused" as the McCain campaign theme song. I countered with Hall and Oates singing "Out of Touch." Then, Margot countered with the Rolling Stones' "Out of Time." And Badwater came back with an amusing riposte of Frank Zappa's "Duke of Prunes."
Mwahahahaha.
It was such a hoot. And I know there are more out there that are ripe for the snickering. So...what's your suggestion for the McCain campaign theme song? Do tell...and happy Friday!
(YouTube -- Hall and Oates sing "Out of Touch.")
Login Here
Share This
Spotlight



Support this site!
Keep
up with news
Advertise on Firedoglake
Send
us your tips
Make us your homepage
About Firedoglake
Advanced search



How about Jimi Hendrix’s Manic Depression?
Or from Genesis, Land of Confusion - or Throwing It All Away?
“Crazy, after all these years”
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds cuz they are truly on a Magic Mystical Tour!
Aw jeez, Christy * blush* ;)
The Looney Tunes theme?
For those of us in Arizona are just laughing at his undoing….. About damn time…..
BTW….. the am & evening news are reporting about McCain’s low poll numbers here in AZ….. calling the race a “dead heat” with the latest numbers - McCain 44% & Obama 40% with margin of error 4%….. AND they are reporting McCain’s poor fundraising….. and how the Repugs are pissed that McCain NEVER shows up to work….. Oh it sure is fun….. I think we get fairer reporting here than on MSNBC…
it’s a tie between Beck’s “Loser” and Radiohead’s “Creep“
My Generation?
In honor of McSame’s constant flipflopping and pandering, Santana’s Everybody’s Everything.
I wonder if the DHS is going tos start checking all the campaign’s devices when they go overseas now:U.S. agents can seize travelers’ laptops: report
it looks like he’s proud of that combover
Re: Cottage cheese with lime jello background and muttering, barely there crowd speech? Check.
Song by William Bolcom, suitable as background music for all McBush events.
The McCain campaign’s Acme self-hoisting petard is replicating faster than hydra heads in a Herculean sword fight. This may very well be the most inane, vapid and useless attempt at parody gone flat that I’ve seen in a long, long time. Jeebus.
Sublime - I’ve Seen Better Days:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeMbt-jGyOM
LOL! Thanks for badly needed end of the week laughs Christy. Now back to follow all the links.
a nice little war youtube perhaps
“two faces have I” by ? Christie?
OT; McCains been talking a lot about how safe nucler is; CNN has article about sub leaking all over the pacific and http://www.spiegel.de/internat.....67,00.html
nice song, but it’s by Citizen Kings
this one’s a little sideways - maybe a message from Obama to JohnnyMac:
New Radicals - You Get What You Give
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91WgM6dNLTE
Blame it on the Bossa Nova
Oh my god. All war, all the time. And the slogan - peace is born of wisdom - sounds nearly biblical.
Very creepy indeed.
“Oh! ye’ll take the high road and
I’ll take the low road,
And I’ll be in Scottsdale afore ye”
oops.
McC’s song - Helpless - kd lang
Funky Western Civilization by TonioK
Fool on the hill
Day after day, alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he’s just a fool.
And he never gives an answer …..
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.
Well on his way, his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices, talking perfectly loud.
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make.
And he never seems to notice …..
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.
And nobody seems to like him,
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings,
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.
“Running To Stand Still”? “Send In The Clowns”? “I Can’t Get Started”? “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door”? “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg”? “Reelin’ In The Years”? “What A Fool Believes”? “Don’t You Worry ‘Bout A Thing”? “What Is And What Should Never Be”? “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It”? “Somewhere Down The Crazy River”? “Shiver Me Timbers”?
Brilliant!
American Idiot
Got away from me . . .
Blame it on the Bossa Nova revisited as Blame it on Barack Obama
it’d be fine but I really don’t want to ruin my appreciation of any beatle song by associating it with any republican
Ah, Psychotic Reaction HAS to be one of the options.
“John McCain doesn’t necessarily speak for the Campaign”
we have a caller from Phoenix . . .
I’d like to dedicate this my good friends in the Beltway Media
and Christy, you don’t know inane, vapid, and useless -
Outreach To The Wimmens painful to watch
” whe the gales of November come early”
When
perfect!
Bob Dylan, Ballad of a Thin Man:
“Something is happening, and you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr Jones?”
McCain theme song -
TRex - (still a) 20th Century Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylww2dOW7fg
Painful to watch doesn’t do it justice.
Gotta say tho, “Duke of Prunes” is freaking hard to beat…
Since Joe Lie is his BFF he can borrow his theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc
Last one and I gotta run..
REM - End Of The World As We Know It (And I feel Fine).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y
The Who, Won’t get fooled again:
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
from Bowie’s Young Americans:
“It took him minutes, took us nowhere”
Hi All.
I saw this post over at Jake Tapper’s ABC by JAB:
Let’s see. Today we learned that we have the highest unemployment in four years. One big oil company has already announced the largest quarterly profit in U.S. History. Ordinary Americans are losing their jobs, homes, pensions and health care. They are and paying large amounts for gasoline with the oil companies wanting more drilling rights to continue raising the price and the profits. People are having trouble paying for their children’s education. Meanwhile corporation executives are getting huge golden parachutes. The U.S. is losing in Afghanistan and spending ten billion a month in Iraq, and this year we will have an almost 500 billion dollar projected deficit. If I were a rich Republican running for office and I owned eight houses, a private airplane, and millions of dollars in beer company profits, I’d try to switch the subject to the Old Testament times and Moses too.
I thought this was a brillian post that the Progressives can try to keep pushing forward.
Where Have All the Good times Gone by the Kinks
or King Midas in Reverse by the Hollies
Man, I leave the house to pick up The Peanut from preschool, and come home to laugh my way through this thread. Mwahahahahahaha…some really hilarious choices!
Tom Waits-Lie To Me
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkJUIVfHq2s&feature=related
Or this Waits tune could work…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
His campaign is more childish than I ever imagined it would be, and that’s just in July!
Republican Party Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2elYnsqG-MM
The Cure - Killing an Ar*b… oh, never mind - he wouldn’t get it. (it’s about Camus’ L’Etranger)
Love it when Republicans inspire poetry!
Going for subtle here: Keith Urban - Stupid Boy
John Prine’s “Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore.”
You have to go back to McCain’s almost-failed primary campaign to get a sense of his incompetence. He won because he was the Last Asshole Standing. The other candidates self-destructed before he did. He’s self-destructing now, before the eyes of the press. Must be very tough for Brooksie at the Times to swallow. His only chance is to nominate Lieberman as running mate. Sequel to Grumpy Old Men.
And for Cindy, INXS’ “Suicide Blonde“
John McCain’s answer to whether he is too old.
mwee heee — “Last Asshole Standing.”
I will go with the obvious yet not to be spoken:
John Fogerty. The Old Man is down the road
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b63FdW8wiY
Have folks watched the ad in that first link in the post yet? I just sat here with my mouth open trying to figure out what drunken stupor someone must have been in to suggest that — and what the entire campaign must be huffing to put it into production. Are they utterly daft — or just assholes? Or am I being too critical of what I think is a crap ad on the heels of a series of crap ads from McCain?
Ooops — second link in the post — forgot I had that link to Swopa’s post in there first…
I think in the campaign poster they’re trying to make his hair look like George Washington.
The little planes flying around his head look like either bats or stars in a cartoon when the character runs into something.
Obama=Moses=Paris=Brittney=?
Stupid
I have to agree. That is stunningly bad but has great pictures of Obama. The campaign is being run by teenagers who think this is cute, I guess.
not a song, but …. McCain has lost touch with reality.
I’m a Loser
3 Doors Down
No matter how dazed and confused the McCain campaign keep in mind the American public is beyond dazed and confused. They are outright ignorant. Ignorance is what wins elections in the U.S. of A. That and voter suppression and Diebold.
Yes, but the song kinda gives praise to the “old man”, doesn’t it?
I’m hearing Neil Young lamenting the ‘Old man lying by the side of the road.’
What would Charlton Heston think about being in this McCain attack video with Obama?
Britney’s revenge…heh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv3s-KdrCAc
speaking of Tom Waits - What’s he Building?
This is the kind of shit no self-respecting 527 would have put out in prior years. They have forgotten the first rule of teevee, and I think it’s Karl Rove’s rule: television is all image, not words. Most teevee ads — especially political ads! — are watched MUTEd. The images in this ad are very favorable to Obama.
They are idiots.
That’s Don’t Let It Bring You Down.
In politics you never want to become a joke and McC is almost there. Of course, for us he always was but this week has just be pathetic for him.
But wait….Laura Ing. was telling us this morning how much Obama is falling in Fla…Mc back in the race, polls closeness makes invalid to call. What say you?
Then, hearing Mc this afternoon that we know Obama’s statements were racist because his campaign has retracted those statements. True?
Of course, Mc also rejected a comment about FactCheck. org. b/c he wasn’t going to comment on some “blog” he “doesn’t know anything about.” Take that, you fact Check.
Emphasis on “Down the Road”…:-)
Sam Cooke, a minute twenty seven in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fMqwRobuQ
Miss Teen SC would be a better choice … she makes more sense
Middle of the Road?
From TPM Election Central:
OT - Just got a Robocall from Steve Austria who’s the GOP option for our local Rep. It’s amusing, because 240-696-7345 is a Maryland number (what, there’s nobody in Ohio low enough?) with a reputation for annoying political calls. And he he starts off griping about democrats. Yeah, we’re going negative.
http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-240-696-7345
Boxturtle (Swine)
Well, to all the fine suggestions, I can only add one:
But maybe we’re not quite there yet.
Bob in HI
“just a gigolo”
Ewwww…now that brings up some mental images of McCain that I’d rather not have… *g*
New McCain ad. Now Obama is MOSES!!!
From my cold dead hands.
-G
They are pretty cold at the moment.
He, and the entire Rethuglican Party, should embrace Ladytron’s “Destroy Everything You Touch”. It even has this military march cadence, give it a listen:
Damn. If McCain recognizes Moses, he’s even older than we thought.
The McCain camps gambit this week was to innoculate themselves from racism by calling Obama a race card player.
Scumbags.
-G
Our guest contributor Michael Whitney has some choice words about Wal-Mart. Come on upstairs and say welcome!
…and he is a bit of a “pretender” innee?
The Times They are A Changin’
Bob Dylan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWpZWU-0434
Only 2 diggs?
Where’s my linky?
Thanks…how convoluted is that? I think McC is dangerous to our mental health. He thinks he makes sense…scary.
I just heard these remarks again. What the hell is he saying was retracted?
One more - Jilted John by Jilted John:
Curious…A new book is coming out that paints McCain as the ‘anointed’ of the GOPrs. It was accepted by the US Copyrights office before the July 4th weekend. With the blanket authorization of the just passed FISA, who’s to say that McCain does not have his hand in the cookie jar…
Title is: GENE X and the PORTRAITS OF THE LIBERAL BLOGGER
(2 volumes in one).
Stay tuned!
Late to the comments today because I had to go to the airport.
The Zappa link above talks about Zappa’s “Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Orchestra” and performances in September 1975 at Royce Hall. I actually attended one of those performances. It was amazing and yes, I am that old.
Thanks to Christy for finding the link.
Feeling wet blankety after listening to Mrs. Greenspan on Nightly News pontificate that McCain has Obama on the defensive…it’s “out there” now. The Villagers have ruled.
Insane in the Meme-brain?
By Hypeless Shills
a flip-flpp band, doing sad-ass cr*p lyrics
Theme music from Hitchcock’s ‘Psycho’