firedoglake had hoped to wrap up the TedFest! poetry contest here today because it is the first anniversary of the FBI raid on his Girdwood chalet. The raid was the first in the history of the United States upon the home state dwelling of a sitting member of the U.S. Senate.
But a sort of serendipity mucked up our plans. I don’t think "anybody could have predicted" that between the beginning of TedFest! and its wrap-up, Ted would be busted. To answer once and for all the question I’ve dealt with dozens of times since yesterday morning – no – I didn’t know in advance. And I’m not sure Ted did.
Award-winning reporter and photographer Robert Dillon interviewed Sen. Stevens on Monday, less than a day before his indictment. Here’s a bit of my transcription of Dillon’s recording of Stevens:
Robert Dillon: Are you concerned about [the ongoing FBI investigation's] impact on the election?
Sen. Stevens: I’ve, I’m, uh, I’m really not found, eh, et, uh, when I’m person-to-person that it has anything, anything to do with our conversation on, on my re-electability. I think it comes about through the NEWS MEDIA CONSTANTLY REFERRING to both me and my son, whenever ANYONE ELSE is charged — The two of us involved. Uh, uh, uh, it’s not, uh, you don’t, uh, include the, the person who, who was, uh, best man, er, who, uh, was, uh, er… you don’t include anything about any of the Democrats who were involved, and, any of, uh, it was sort of a, a whole string of things, people involved.
Just THE REPUBLICANS, and just Ben and me, were mentioned EVERY SINGLE STORY that’s been written. And EVERY TIME YOU OR ANYONE ELSE says anything about it, eh, eh – uh -ANYONE ELSE – eh, you also say "and the two Stevens been included."
So, thank you very much! You’re the ones who got us more visibility than anyone else in the state. There isn’t anybody doesn’t know my name.
So, deluded, clueless, and somewhat addled, St. Ted plodded off to his last few appointments before Federal intervention.
Most Alaskans are in shock – PTSD (Post Ted Stress Disorder). The Alaska Public Radio Network did a good set of quick takes on people on the street hearing the news around the state, yesterday afternoon.
And, as you can see, from the YouTube header, firedoglake, with the help of The Alaska Report’s Dennis Zaki, has passed the TedFest! Poems – the Complete Collection on to the staff at Ted’s Anchorage campaign office. That place was suffering some totally awesome PTedSD!
Here are the winners:
Haiku:
Ted Stevens glows at midnight.
Son already sunk.
Glaciers calving justice— Prairie Sunshine
Limerick:
Of all the congressional critters
Ted sure knows his Toobz and transmitters
His scandals are breakin
His booze, getting taken
And now there’s no wine-ing and bitters.— egregious
Short Verse and Ephemera:
Veni, vidi, Veco.
— Valley Girl
Verse:
There are odd things done in the midnight sun
By the men whom Oil has sold
Their fishy tales meet with hearty gales
from wise heads when they are told
The FBI’s knights have recited some rights
but the queerest they ever had read
was that night by the mouse of a Girdwood house
that belonged to Senator Ted.— Darkblack
Overall Winner: – Darkblack!
Congratulations, everyone.
Veni, Vidi, Veco – — indeed. VECO, the now-defunct corrupt cutout front for bribes from big oil oilfield service company, is still in the news. Like Sen. Stevens, all the other members of the aptly self-named "Corrupt Bastards Club" were indicted for their illegal ties to the firm.
Although most of the benefactors of Veco’s largesse were from the GOP, two prominent Democrats also received large donations from Veco, ex-Governor Tony Knowles, and current AK-at-large U.S. House candidate Ethan Berkowitz. After Veco’s corruption surfaced, but before the company was sold, Berkowitz, when asked by the Associated Press about his campaign donations, flatly refused to consider returning or donating the tainted money.
In the current AK-AL House race Democratic Primary, Berkowitz is running against progressive Diane Benson. Berkowitz has been endorsed by the DCCC, Rahm Emanuel’s PAC, and other anti-progressive forces. His list of contributors includes several Fox Corporation executives, Bill O’Reilly’s producer, Henry Kissinger’s company, mortgage bank partners involved in the sub-prime meltdown, a lot of lobbyists, and the top executives of the war profiteering Carlyle Group.
Diane Benson, whose only son lost both legs on his second tour in Iraq, as a paratrooper in the 101st Airborne Division, and gave Rep. Don Young his closest race in 16 years in 2006, has been endorsed by the National Organization for Women, the National Women’s Political Caucus, 21st Century Democrats, former Senator Max Cleland, many veteran’s organizations, and is getting material help from Emily’s List.
In 2006, Ethan Berkowitz, while unsuccessfully running with Tony Knowles in the gubernatorial race, refused to endorse Benson against the corrupt Don Young!
Today, Katrina vanden Heuvel came out with the first national story on this race, in a profile of Benson, which seems to leave her challenger wanting.
Senator Stevens has vowed to fight on.
That is a thrilling notion for Alaska Democrats. Stevens is sure to win his primary against a really strange dude. We’re hoping – at least our rapidly growing progressive wing is hoping – that more attention to our primary and general races comes our way as a result of the Stevens indictment. Ted’s son, Ben, who accepted about a third of a million in Veco bribes, is sure to be on the FBI short list.
The Alaska Report’s Dennis Zaki did the YouTube at the top, between CNN photo assignments yesterday.



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Fight on, Ted. Fight on~!
Hiya, pups1
The way it is getting to be Ted, Ted, Ted all the time, is beginning to make me wonder how big a thing it is they’re hiding behind the bright, shiny object.
congratulations, Prairie Woman, egregious, Valley Girl and Darkblack!
Carlyle Group you mean Bush the Father’s hedgefund
Great job everyone… Hi Phil
*raising a glass*
To Darkblack!
*ding*
*takes a sip*
*raising the glass again*
and of course, to Ted! (without whom none of this would have been possible)
*ding*
*drains glass*
So any early numbers on the race?
Hi, katymine. Cold summer up here, but the Corrupt Bastards are sweatin’
Wow..thank you Philip..on the way out the door for a celebratory dinner. What a fun contest!
Summer is cold in Seattle too 64 degrees right now I wonder if Global warming is pushing all the melted cold water your way and then down to us?
I’m sorely tempted. but my bodyguard is coming up in a few minutes for dinner, and we’ll be having some Heitz Cellars Port to celebrate when he gets here.
No Post Ted Stress Disorder for me.
Congratulations to Darkblack!!
tis a wonderful poem
and yays!! for
Prairie Sunshine
egregious
and
Valley Girl
w00T!
There were so many good entries, how did you ever pick winners?
ps this was a delightful contest, thanks PhilET
Thanks Philip! And congrats to the winners. What did they win?
For the love of God Ted, fight them til the end!
We will all be thankful and the Country will be better off for it.
As a matter of fact, are you on the take from Mark Begich? Because nothing could help him more than you fighting to the bitter end.
What a talented bunch we have here at the ‘Lake.
Kudos to all who entered, and congratulations to the winners.
Brava, Bravo!!!!
What do you want to have when you get your lunch with Ted?
ToobzManicotti?I wonder if we can get Senator Ted to Squeal about other stuff to avoid a prison sentence and very costly legal fight.
Just what might he squeal about I wonder?
I’m shooting for lunch with Ted for first prize; two lunches with Ted for second; and so on…
How are you on making manicotti – or tube cakes?
Ted: Damn toobz!!!!!
congrats, winning poets! great contest, ET.
Snicker.
Sounds about right.
Leave room for the canoli, though.
I’ll bet he’s got the goods on everybody….
Breaking: Sudden rush on Ambien in D.C.
Congrats to Prairie Sunshine, egregious, Valley Girl, and Darkblack.
I’ll admit it was an honor to even be listed on one of the front page stories on the contest (though it would have been nicer to be a finalist but I’ll take what I can get) :})
chear chear!
What they’ve indicted him for indicates a very minimalist approach. So far, in all the Veco-related corruption trials, the scope has been far narrower than many of us believe it could have been, or can be, in terms of long-term scams. We keep waiting for some key figures from earlier to come up, which would mean a shift to a RICO strategy That would tear this state apart.
Ted won’t roll, unless it is to save his son, Ben Stevens, who is most likely in far more trouble.
Yep I don’t see the Senator staying quiet and doing his time. I wonder who will he rat out?
AhHaHaHA, great delivery Philip!
Would have brought the tubes in a truck! lol!
Great job everyone!
I agree. He’s the Puke’s worst nightmare…some Dems too most likely.
Ted won’t roll, unless it is to save his son, Ben Stevens, who is most likely in far more trouble.
Then its the son we got to pressure. I’m sure they will deal now though after all the Obama Justice Dept takes over soon.
So if they stall the trial they are very likely to get a worse deal than under the oil loving Bush Justice Dept.
AK-AL U.S. house candidate Diane Benson, who ran against Young in 2006, without any Democratic Party backing until the last few days – when it looked like she might even actually beat the asshole without their help – is holding a press conference tomorrow morning, asking for a more serious approach to avoiding these kinds of problems in the future than some in the Party organization would want to take.
I like her timing!
IS this the prosecutorial strategy, do you suppose? To indict Ted for paperwork violations (which are what these are, as W will remind you when he pardons Ted) in order to get him to roll on others to save his son?
I wouldn’t put it past the Bush justice department to have a delicate dance choreographed, to a favorable outcome.
Will Ted wear his Hulk tie to Court?
I’ll admit it was an honor to even be listed on one of the front page stories on the contest (though it would have been nicer to be a finalist but I’ll take what I can get) :})
let’s hire Veco to bury our bitterness out back… :~)
Center Dem Nightmare I’m guessing:)
My first YouTube impromptu. Sort of a cross between Michael Moore and the Freeway Blogger.
How about these toobz?
great job phillip!
congratulations to the winners!
i think the winners should get some of that salmon we’ve been hearing about!!!
http://progressivealaska.blogs…..h-two.html
of course, they’d need a fresh one to make your ceviche….thanks for the recipe.
http://progressivealaska.blogs…..river.html
(is there a winner for who wrote the most poems? therefore making more tubes????? lol!)
The guy who handled the DOJ press conference – name escapes me right now – is Alice Fisher’s replacement in that unit. He looked to me like a male version of Monica Goodling.
Blue dogs maybe?
Damm you might be right but there will be no deal until after the election as long as Karl thinks he still gots a snowballs chance in
Hellglobal warming of wining.Almost works, TexBetsy. Could you hollow out the cucumbers, cut the ends off, and leave them whole, instead?
I think Dr. Bong would have won that one, stone cold. But, don’t hold your breath for that award.
I just dugg it for you ET. This material needs a wider audience.
Here are the Pollster.com pages on the Alaska Senate Race, the Alaska House Race, the Alaska Governors Race, and the Alaska Presidential Race.
My, there are a lot of nice blue lines either topping or moving up on those charts . . .
That pardon list is gettin’ might long.
i was thinking he might. helped make more tubes, though. this was fun, thanks.
only holdin’ my breath for a ’sec’, so to speak. as a salute to dr. bong!(miming, make believe)
The poll for the AK-AL race is based on a fiction – that Berkowitz beats Diane Benson on August 26. It is looking less likely that it will happen every day.
Thanks I’m betting these polls change quite soon. Especially if the Prosecutor decides to drop details to the public.
here philip
That pardon list is gettin’ might long.
That’s why god created merge-mail and auto-pens.
The earlier one looked far more edible.
This was fun. Thanks!
wow
i missed Petrocelli!
sad, sad, sad
i hate it when life (work) gets in the way of my FDL life!
*sigh*
OT – but it is the evening news….
This will make things worse in Mexico…. which spurs more migration north looking for jobs…..
huh?
This just in to my e-mail box from the Alaska Democrats:
Wait, wait wait…what did I miss about Petrocelli?
And fill them with a mixture of cream cheese/ricotta, dill, chives and smoked salmon or chopped shrimp. And slice ‘em. And eat ‘em.
Sorry, got carried away there.
Jeez! I thought I’d rate a bit more than “just a sec”…
I has sadz
;~P
Auto Pen, I tell ya.
Congratulations darkblack!
Well, darkblack has his own unique “gone fishin‘” sign up over at his place. I left him a message.
Don’t miss Michael Crowley’s paean to Ted in today’s WaPo:
– lots more –
My bodyguard got here. We’re celebrating the end of TedFest! and our wonderful poets with some Heitz Cellars Ink Grade Port, Stilton and bosc pears. He’s so blown away with the port, he’s ordering a lot….
how soon till the port has you listing to starboard?
ET irrc, from a long time back, your bodyguard is you physical therapist. Or, am I making things up?
Girdwood
always good for a chuckle
He’s a Reiki master masseur, but he drives tug boats in Valdez and Prince William Sound.
when the green light passes under the red one, it will be time to turnabout.
Oh, wow! I am honored in my haikuiness *blushes*.
And Mr. Sunshine sends props to darkblack for the splendid Service homage…
Back to catch up on comments now….
Congrats, PS!
Do you want your lunch with Ted before his tubes turn vertical and cease to be hollow, or after?
I love this:
Well, duh.
Goodness, where are my Manners? Missing…
Congrats to fellow winners egregious and Valley Girl, too. And echoing on the cograts to darkblack.
Pups ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule…and rock…
((( ET/PM )))
Raising a toast to an excellent group of posts on Ted !
I really do hope that he stays in the race until November … ‘twould be a great gift for Begich & the Dems …
I wonder if all the things in Alaska named after Senator No! will be renamed after he’s convicted and dies in prison.
vertical please. with Hulk tie. on the deck…before it is confiscated.
Heard Thom Hartman say that he bets a whole bunch of congresscritters are scrambling to double checking their financial statements for any accidental errors…. or omissions …. or hmmm the dog ate my disclosure statement
((((( siri )))))
The Circle of Life … if we missed each other earlier, we’ll defi catch up in the future …
F*ck … then they’ll rename the prison after him … *g*
This has been quite a circle….. Elmore and I were in Anchorage when the Feds did their first raid over VECO….. every paper was filled with the story…..
Any porter in a storm , eh?
As well they should. And if we had a functional national press corps in DeeCee, they would be alert to these corrected, re-filed disclosure forms. I wonder if CREW or Marcy would be the right person to be checking these, as they are submitted quietly with modifications this summer….
Yeah, now that you mention it, that was when you were here. My bodyguard hired on 30 years ago, when we were in Whittier.
I’m just glad that a Republican legislator finally managed to get arrested for something that doesn’t involve illegally weird sex habits.
Kos has a post about naming things after living people and a possible solution for the Ted Stevens International Airport …… not sure changing it to Reagan would be that much better….. just trading one crook for another one…..
Just because 2 out of 3 Republican Scandal Tainted Senators have S-E-X scandals doesn’t they all will. Ted is just an old fashion boy.
OMG….. you know when the Repugs have gone off the deep end…..
Commercial for Repub for Congress (dont know what district) but she is proud that she worked for Reagan….. endorsed by Sheriff Joe…… she is a proud Reagan Republican…… (insert rolled eyes here)
Boy is this going to be a long campaign season….
(((((Darkblack)))))
(((((egregious)))))
(((((Prairie Sunshine)))))
(((((Valley Girl)))))
and FireDog poets here, there and everywhere! :~))))))
Who was that?
Hear Hear !!!
Incredible talent showcased here !
strippers and beer upstairs
‘evening, all!
Love and congrats to all the poets…isn’t it funny as hell how the only coherent fragment in the Stevens answer was “all the Democrats involved in this…”
that’s a luvly looking toob for a cat. little pompoms to swat at even. i do be jealous.
That statement is truly a work of art. Democrats on target. Hurrah!
If I may be so bold,
The men whom oil has sold
Has a grammatical mistake in the second line
If truth be told.
Late haiku:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no HULK SMASH!
Oh well…sometimes shit happens. Sucks for Ted, though. Then, again, we’ll take our yucks where we can find them.
HooooWeee Rahm Emanuel! Says something for the man that his protegee his sharing the same happy mojo as Ted Stevens.
I am completely inspired by Ted now. Bad poetry to follow:
(In Ted’s crackly voice)
I spread the happy mojo around
And fellow goopers danced to the happy sound
of the Bridge to Nowhere
Now you ungrateful kids abandon me
when the chips are down
Arlen, Norm, Susan
you kids hold on to your stink infested incumbencies
And I’ll run as I please.
*cackle, cackle*
Heh! Really bad I know but fun as hell to write.
Sh*t can’t decide whether Ted’s voice is crackly or a little nasally or both.
Ted:
The internet is not something
you just dump on . . .
Congress is
my privy chamber
Thanks, everyone, for your fine contributions,
thanks to the fdl folks, especially ian and eg.
thanks to Celtic Diva, for her help when I was teaching.
thanks to Dennis Z for the You Tube.
and very special thanks to Sen. Ted Stevens for all his inspiration!