…But some weeks are more corruption-y than others.*  Monday, we learned that Monica Goodling’s hiring practices were even more blatantly partisan than we thought (and really, what would you expect when the White House Liaison has personnel responsibilities?).

Today, the now-slightly-less-overtly-corrupt Mukasey DOJ indicted Ted Stevens for covering up bribes from VECO.  Who knows what Wednesday, Thursday, and News Dump Friday will bring?

This is the Republican brand now: The party that always uses its power for political and personal gain, never for the public good.  And if the Democrats hadn’t branded themselves as the party that lets them, and sometimes even helps them (*cough cough FISA cough*), they would totally own November.

Thankfully, the Republicans have played their "Party Of Corruption" part so well that the Democrats should still roll pretty handily, despite their wheels of clay.  Oh, and lookie!  Ted is promising to stand and fight:

Senator Stevens’ campaign for re-election is continuing to move full steam ahead. Our office has been flooded today with calls and emails from supporters urging the Senator to press on. The message from them is clear: Alaska needs Ted Stevens in the U.S. Senate.

You go, Ted!  You keep living that dream!  Alaska needs you!  America needs you!  And Monica Goodling.  And Tom Delay.  And Duke Cunningham.  And Larry Craig.  And Brownie.  And Scooter Libby.  And Karl Rove.  And every other sleazy, corrupt, unqualified conservative to ooze through the halls of government in the last eight years – we need you all front and center in the mind’s eye.  Americans need to remember what they get when they vote Republican.

Yes, Ted is dirty
But who remembers the rest?
Look, Chandra Levy!

*"Corruption-y" is totally a real word.


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