Liddy Dole is a busy, busy Senator. Once the Senate takes its late-summer break, she has things to do and people to see in North Carolina.

Lots of things to do, and lots of people to see, I’m sure.

Very important things to do, and very important people to see, no doubt.

So very many and so very important, in fact, that she’s decided to skip the GOP convention and stay home.

I’m sure the fact that she’s under 50% in the latest NC poll done for the GOP by Civitas Institute/Tel Opinion Research is merely a coincidence, and Chris Cillizza’s prognostications are media hyperbole:

Sen. Elizabeth Dole (R) is in the race of her political life against state Sen. Kay Hagan (D) but the incumbent’s recent flight of ads helped solidify her lead a bit. Still, Hagan showed her fundraising ability over the last three months — $1.5 million raised! — and significantly narrowed Dole’s cash-on-hand edge. National Democrats believe strongly in their chances here as evidenced by the nearly $6 million in ad time they have reserved.

No, Chris, you’re wrong. Liddy Dole is simply a busy woman with very important things to do. After all, she gave a big speech at their last convention, and she’s just politely stepping off the stage to let George Bush and John McCain have the spotlight all to themselves.

You remember that speech, don’t you? Here’s a little reminder:

As the president said, if you want to help in the war on terror, love your neighbor. Love your neighbor. Americans will cross town or cross the globe to help people they’ve never met and will never see again.

So yes, if neighbors are hungry, we feed them. If a storm named Charley or Francis strikes, we help them.

OTOH, if the storm is named Katrina, all bets are apparently off. But I digress. . .

We’ll have to do without such rhetorical gems this year from Liddy, because she’s got all those things to do and people to see. The fact that GOP Senators Ted Stevens, Susan Collins, and Wayne Allard are also passing on going to the GOP convention (as are possibly also Roger Wicker, John Sununu, and Gordon Smith) is merely a coincidence.

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