McCain: sucks at Risk.

Sooo sad. John McCain's grasp of geography has never been the same since the breakup of Pangaea. How can we expect him to be the Diplomat-in-Chief if he doesn't even know what a globe is? These increasingly frequent international senior moments makes one nostalgic for those "aw shucks" Huckabee foreign policy fuckups.

If McCain can't distinguish between Iran and Iraq, how does he expect people to buy his line that he's always been right about the war? Unless, of course, he's just pandering to those Americans who can't find the United States on a map.