Comments on: TedFest! Poetry Contest – Last Day – Last Chance

By: DrBong

DrBong — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:49:40 +0000

My humble and weak attempt at a limerick:

Stevens you ignorant schmuck
I know the “toobz” ain’t no truck
With a bit of ambition
Of your own volition
Your “internets” wouldn’t get stuck

Where is everyone?

;~P

By: Mommybrain

Mommybrain — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:09:18 +0000

He’s a crook and a liar
And his pants are on fire.
He’s a grumpy old man
who shouts NO…cuz he can.

By: presquevu

presquevu — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:29:38 +0000

Not going to have the time to give this the effort it deserves, if anyone wants to jump in . . .

I thought VECO, to the rhythm(tune?) of Peter Gabriel’s Biko would be a worthwhile entry.

July 2 double O seven
Girdwood AK weather fine
It was business as usual . . .

By: Maddy

Maddy — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:14:36 +0000

Good on all,

Skiing Aspen not my pleasure
Rather line my house
With taxpayer treasure

Penned by
Noobz mit da Toobz
nom de phoee~

By: dmac

dmac — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:50:22 +0000

beerfart at 146–good one……..i’ve lost THREE keyboards that way……yep…….my friend told me he has not one more and i have to get one at staples next time, i did then he said he found one…that’s when i was typing for a week without the bottom row…he sent me one. but it’s the last one……..

beerfart ’slammed’ this jam-

don’t have no beer
don’t have no shhooter
keep that shit
away from the ‘puter

dayna slam-(i slipped earlier and said dayna instead of dmac, oh well)

keepin’ my liquid
right where it is
cuz now they make
a cover for fizz

it looks like a condom
for those little keys
you tap with your fingers
that put me at ease.

there, slam jam…….

(thanks margot, i tried that a little while ago, i think it’s a matter of learning where on the blue loading bar across the link i hafta stop the loading.)

By: Valley Girl

Valley Girl — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:37:25 +0000

Oh LOL! That is excellent!

Let me summarize that for Philip, so that can create another class in the contest!

Veni, vidi, Veco (VG)
is pronounced:
Weenie, Weedy, Weak-o (SunnyN)

btw, check your Yahoo email account pls.

By: SunnyNobility

SunnyNobility — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:24:56 +0000

According to my (vague) hs latin memories, that’s pronounced *g*:

Weenie, Weedy, Weak-o

By: neurophius

neurophius — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:14:04 +0000

Ted came,
Ted took,
Ted’s gone

By: Valley Girl

Valley Girl — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:41:21 +0000

btw, Veni, vidi, Veco form is called a tricolon!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tricolon

By: egregious

egregious — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:33:28 +0000

Entries accepted until sometime late tomorrow afternoon…….

On this thread, which is open like all other threads, for 24 hours.