One of the most amazing characteristics of modern conservatives is their absolute refusal to be bound by such petty trifles as "laws" or "regulations" (or "facts," or "common decency," or…).  We’re seeing a lot of it lately: Mukasey and Rove obstructing congressional investigations on the flimsiest of pretexts; Congress itself voting to immunize telecoms (and thus the White House) from prosecution for illegal surveillance; a GAO report on the Department Of Labor’s unwillingness to protect workers; and the financial sector’s ongoing burnination, fueled by deregulation, non-regulation, and outright malfeasance.

Of course, Republicans have been dodging accountability ever since Dubya took office, and they’ve been doing it in true belt-and-suspenders fashion: They stonewall investigations and fire prosecutors; they roll back regulations and "[fill] top posts… with people who do not agree with the missions of their organizations"; they stack the courts with right-wing ideologues and try to limit the scope of their powers; they deny any wrongdoing and blame it on a few bad apples.

As far as I can tell, conservatives claim to respect only one agent of accountability: The "free market".  If a company sells tainted food or unsafe toys or takes foolish risks, it will be punished in the marketplace, so regulations are unnecessary.  If an elected official or one of his/her appointees commits crimes against humanity or runs the entire country off a cliff, they will be punished in the electoral marketplace, so laws and oversight are unnecessary.  Remember after the 2004 election, when Dubya said, "We had an accountability moment, and that’s called the 2004 elections"?  He really meant that – it was our only chance to get rid of him, and we blew it.  Anything Congress tried to do after, he dismissed as irrelevant sour grapes.

What makes this stance so infuriating is that there is no "free market," because the Republicans have rigged the system.  Corporations don’t pay for their incompetence, because the government subsidizes them or bails them out.  Republican politicians don’t pay for their incompetence (well, up until 2006, anyway) because the electoral system is tilted in their favor.  And I don’t mean just voting machines (although it sure is suspicious when Diebold’s CEO personally applies a "date patch" that doesn’t actually fix the date) – I’m talking about corporate money, gerrymandering, and all manner of legal and illegal vote suppression to keep people out of the voting booth entirely.

In short, conservatives only consent to be accountable to systems that they control.  I can’t wait to see what they do when they don’t control them anymore.

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