benjamins.thumbnail.JPGT. Boone Pickens has a Big Ol’ Plan to get Americans off oil and onto wind.  Which is all well and good, except that he has a tough time keeping his promises, as some Vietnam vets could tell you.

One thing that’s been a constant throughout T-Bone’s career:  He does whatever’s best for T-Bone.  One of the reasons he’s heavily into wind is that he figures that the more wind power there is, the more natural gas is freed up to be converted into fuel for cars and trucks — and guess what?  Mr. Pickens has got tons and tons of money in natural gas!  Amazing how that works.

Of course, as the Houston Chronicle points out, there’s one big problem with T-Bone’s plan:  It won’t work.  To wit:

The proposal is typical Pickens, who’s known for bold predictions and grandiose proposals. His plan for a billion-dollar water pipeline from the Texas Panhandle early in the decade still doesn’t have any takers.

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It’s hard to grasp, though, how parts of the plan would be implemented. Assuming all the rights to millions of acres could be acquired and the wind farms built, there’s still the problem of wind itself. It doesn’t always blow.

A recent study by Cambridge Energy Research Associates found that wind power is least available between June and September, the peak months for electricity consumption.

When the turbines are becalmed, we’ll need other power plants — primarily gas-fired ones, which can be started more quickly than other types of generation — to meet demand.

What’s more, someone has to pay for building transmission lines to carry the power from the prairies. Guess who? In Texas, the cost of new transmission lines is born by consumers, not the generators.

That’s how rich people get rich — making other folks pay their bills.    

Ah, but it gets even more fun:

Pickens has championed natural gas vehicles since he converted his Cadillac and drove around Dallas in the early 1990s, but it’s unlikely average drivers would do the same.

Thousands of service stations would have to spend millions to install new pumps and storage facilities.

Why don’t we just switch to plug-in hybrids, which automakers say they already have in development? We already have the infrastructure we need in our wall sockets.

Then the natural gas generation already in place could still be used and we’d decrease our foreign oil dependency at the same time. Wind could still be used to augment generation as it becomes more viable.

 But that would make sense, y’know.  And it wouldn’t be grandiose.

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