Finally it’s a bit hard to conceive of any other scenario than a Hawaiian birth for Obama. I’d like these right-wing idiots to suggest precisely where they think Barack was born, and how and why his pregnant Mom would have left Hawaii?

Well, duh! Clearly she was spirited away in the dead of night to Dr. No’s secret Caribbean Lair, where the Alien Cyborg Baby was delivered. This also explains why Barack grew up fatherless… his REAL father is not of this earth!

Of course, there is the Chicago connection between he and Obama…

What would Obama’s mother age have to do with anything? She was a US citizen, and that is conferred to children of a US citizen through jus sanguinus rights. The fact that she had not yet reached the age to vote has no more to do with it than the fact that she was under the age to drink. Obama is “natural born”.

In addition, Obama (or his mother) certainly had to submit proof of his US birth in order to obtain a Passport…something he has had since he was a young child. The Federal Gov’t thus authenticated his citizenship and birth information from at least the mid-1960’s.

Finally it’s a bit hard to conceive of any other scenario than a Hawaiian birth for Obama. I’d like these right-wing idiots to suggest precisely where they think Barack was born, and how and why his pregnant Mom would have left Hawaii?