Picture MAY have come from Boston Herald

Oh, that’s right, Tony wants people to read his opinions, better not do that then. But Mr. Vaffancullo — who from George H.W. Bush to John McCain gets singled out repeatedly as every conservative coddling candidate’s favorite justice — has the temperament not of Potter Stewart or John Marshall Harlan, but of Hugh Hewitt or Bill O’Reilly. What Larry the Cable Guy is to stand-up comedy, Antonin Scalia is to legal scholarship.

First in the recent Boumediene decision (habeas corpus for detainees) Scalia claimed the majority’s decision “will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed,” and supported this view by asserting that “at least 30 of those prisoners hitherto released from Guantanamo Bay have returned to the battlefield.”

Forget the well-reasoned and dispassionate phrasing of the right-wing blogger, Scalia commits the cardinal sin of any legal opinion, he makes stuff up:

Despite being repeatedly debunked, this statement has been reflexively accepted as true by Members of Congress and much of the American public. Justice Scalia is only the most recent disseminator of an urban legend that refuses to die. […]

[Scalia’s] source was a year-old Senate Minority Report, which in turn was based on misinformation provided by the Department of Defense.

Justice Scalia’s reliance on these sources would have been more justifiable had the urban legend he perpetuated not been (one would have thought) permanently interred by later developments, including a 2007 Department of Defense Press Release and hearings before the House Foreign Relations Committee less than two weeks before Justice Scalia’s dissent was released.

But Scalia is less a justice anymore than a blogger. I’m pretty sure Scalia is responsible for all manner of LOL Cat submissions.

And now, a few months after telling us Dirty Effing Hippies to get over it, Scalia seems to be projecting like Karl Rove…again:

"Richard Nixon, when he lost to [John F.] Kennedy thought that the election had been stolen in Chicago, which was very likely true with the system at the time," Justice Antonin Scalia told The Telegraph.

"But he did not even think about bringing a court challenge. That was his prerogative. So you know if you don’t like it, don’t blame it on me.

"I didn’t bring it into the courts. Mr Gore brought it into the courts."

Almost a solid blog post, if Scalia could have added a "Nixon should have burned the tapes" and "FDR let the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor" then he’d really have an entire blog ready for merging into the Pajamas Media wankpire.

I’m only surprised there aren’t more references by him in interviews to his concurring opinion in the case Heh v. Indeed.

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