I will never, ever forgive Digby for putting this image in my brain — complete with Rod Stewart-esque tight leather pants — regarding McCain’s quest to woo the wimmins:

…I never dreamed he’d go this route:

Senator John McCain’s campaign is taking a more lighthearted approach to chatting up these women, at least in a new blog it debuted last night, The McCain Report. 

The latest entry says, “Attention disaffected Hillary supporters, John McCain is a huge ABBA fan. Seriously.” Embedded is a YouTube video with the famous refrain:

If you change your mind,
I’m the first in line
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me

Let’s hope he doesn’t continue in this vein or we are likely to see him sing "Do You Think I’m Sexy" at some karaoke night in Ohio and start dishing with the gals about which cast member of "Sex In The City" he most identifies with….

They think all it will take is an ABBA flashback to distract us womenfolk from the issues?  Puh-leeese.

John McCain has received a ZERO rating on women’s issues every single year from NARAL from 2001 to 2007.  A zero.  He’s against emergency contraception and funding for teen pregnancy prevention programs.   He thinks Roe should be overturned.  He voted against having health insurers cover birth control.  And, as Joe Conason points out, he’s not exactly Mr. Candor, including about sex education and contraception use to prevent the spread of AIDS.

A reporter followed up by inquiring whether McCain supports sex education that candidly discusses contraception and preventing the spread of AIDS and other disease, or whether he backs President Bush’s abstinence-only education program. After a long pause, he said, "I think I support the president’s policy." Does he believe that contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV? After another long pause, he replied, "You’ve stumped me."

The words blithering, pandering moh-ron leap to mind here.  Equal pay?  McCain opposed it, saying Congress shouldn’t pass any laws that hold corporations accountable for screwing their female employees.  Hell, he didn’t even bother to show up for the last vote on this issue.  I guess Lily Ledbetter had it coming, eh, Maverick?  

I’ve got news for you, pal:  it’s going to take a helluva lot more than  "education and training" to make it okay to keep paying women less than men for doing the same damn job.  And I’ll make my own decisions about what’s best for my body with my own doctor, thank you.  But if McCain gets elected?  Kiss your independent choices goodbye, ladies:

He has repeatedly voted to deny low-income women access to abortion care except in cases of rape, incest, or danger to the mother’s life (although McCain is now wavering on trying to put these exceptions into the party platform)…. 

What’s more, McCain has made it very clear that if he becomes president he will appoint judges in the Scalia, Roberts, Alito mold. His big make it clear that, if given the chance, he’d replace 88-year-old Justice John Paul Stevens with an anti-choice Justice who would tip the scales against Roe v Wade. Throw in an additional anti-choice replacement for the 75-year-old Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and you can kiss the right to choose good-bye for a long, long time.

Considering McCain’s been bumming rides on his wife’s dime throughout the campaign, maybe he ought to think a little harder about tossing off those insulting little gender-dismissive bon mots…before he finds himself off the Sugar Momma Express for good. 

You can trot out that disco ball all you want, flyboy. There aren’t enough shiny objects in the whole world to distract from the ugly picture your policy positions make for the ladies, no matter how much you come a courtin’, K-Tel collection in hand.  Once women take a look at that threadbare leisure suit of yours, they just won’t be that into you.  Just like your "pals" in the GOP!  To wit:

Arch-conservative Bay Buchanan suggested that it may not matter what McCain does. Writing in Human Events on June 4, she declared: 

In reality there is only one candidate. Barack Obama. In November he will win or he will lose. John McCain is relevant only in so far as he is not Barack Obama. The Senator from Arizona is incapable of energizing his party, brings no new people to the polls, and has a personality that is best kept under wraps.

Ouch.  But I’m getting even with Digby with an Englebert Humperdink YouTube. Just in case McCain is taking karaoke requests, that’ll teach her. 

(What?!? I could have gone with Rupert Holmes. Although keeping with the ABBA theme, might I suggest this appropriate gem for Sen. Sweet Talk?   McCain Karaoke night, no doubt coming to a Drinking Liberally near you…)


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