But Algore is like sooooo totally fat and drives a car and has a big house!

The concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere has reached a record high, according to the latest figures, renewing fears that climate change could begin to slide out of control.

Scientists at the Mauna Loa observatory in Hawaii say that CO2 levels in the atmosphere now stand at 387 parts per million (ppm), up almost 40% since the industrial revolution and the highest for at least the last 650,000 years.

Whatever. These librul scientists with their fancy "measurements" and "scientific methods." Puh-lease. Well, my man George Will has a great question for these Cassandras.

Given that Earth is always warming or cooling, what is its proper temperature, and how do you know?

In your face, science nerds! Republicans are on to your secret socialist anti-American agenda!

Less than half of all Republicans believe there is solid evidence of global warming, compared to 84% of Democrats and 75% of Independents, according to a recent Pew poll.

Good luck with that in November, St. McCain.