Apparently, getting tired of lying about the same ol' crap this week, Bill Kristol finds a whole new topic on which to suck. And suck he does:
...last week, in the midst of the excitement over the pope’s visit, the Clinton, Obama and McCain campaigns found time to issue Passover greetings. They were of course staff-produced, and somewhat formulaic. Still, differences among formulaic statements can be revealing.
What follows is the balance of a column in which Kristol provides an in depth analysis of each candidate's staff statement and finds that John McCain's retainers from AIPAC best understand how to write two sentences for Likud.
Not coincidentally, the McCain website also put up a special "long-time family recipe" for coconut macaroons from Cindy.
Well done, New York Times, well done -- even Jonah Goldberg occasionally produces better material.
That's not a suggestion for when Kristol's contract is up.
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Bill Kristol is pathetically examining the chicken entrails of staff produced boilerplate, hoping that he can convince everyone that the light at the end of the Republican tunnel is not a train.
krystol is not only a liar, he not only knows he’s a liar, he’s also a very bad liar, one that can’t supress that smile when he’s about to unload a doozy
you see it right in his face, he’s about to say something and the look on his face is he’s preparing for a gufaw from the audience
why or how someone so wrong about every claim, statement, prediction, someone with no credibility enjoys a public audience is one of the great inequities that have brought us the mindless masses willing and yearning to do whatever it is the neo fascists want them to do next
And from one of the fine citizens of Georgia:
as far as “when is that contract up”, the gray lady has long since passed her baton to those that pay no attention, she is a shadow of herself and the shadow fades with each new day
she will be owned by murdoch, I am certain he is behind the scenes preparing the marketing scheme that will land him the prize he’s been after from the start, the handwriting is on the wall and krystol is the first step
the more right wing morons they have writing articles for them the easier it will be for those who once read the greatest news publication in the world to allow the sale without too much outcry
the gray lady has renounced her role as the corner stone to the fourth estate, the fourth estate now resideds on the tubes…until net nuetrality is rescinded, so for the time being we are the fourth estate but that time will be short lived for certain
Good morning Attaturk and FDLers.
The ACLU issued a press release last evening relating to documents describing the treatment of prisoners in Afghanistan by US soldiers:
Documents Obtained By ACLU Describe Charges Of Murder And Torture Of Prisoners In U.S. Custody
It will be interesting to how much, if any, play this is given in the co-opted US media.
And what about a few questions of bush and cheney under oath and separate from each other? Wouldn’t that work a lot better to find the real culprits of the 9/11 debacle? One more reason why I detest the south.
my response raven, thanx for the link
Nice slice and dice, Atta J Fez.
so.
Blind eye hell. The fucking brass ordered the damn torture on orders from the WH. A few rogue soldiers my ass.
cheney ordered it and was proud to do it, bush ordered it and then ordered a “lawyer” to write a memo so he could make believe he thought it was legal
of course this was ordered from the highest ranks in this administration, there is no doubt
I wonder how the bushie’s retirement ranch looks now with his right wing buddy losing in a democratic election. I’ll bet the new government wants the aquifer back.
Speaking of fake journalism, this is too comical…
Obama’s won the endorsement of virtually every major Penn newspaper, except one. Dick Mellonhead Chafe’s Pittsburgh Trib just came out with a Clinton endorsement titled:
Yes, “Democrat Party.” It’s used a bunch within the “article.” Looking through their site, I site Dicky-poo himself excreted some words after his meeting with Hillary where he says he may have been wrong about her. It also uses “Democrat Party.”
The use “Democrat Party” by a “journalist” is one of the surest signs that someone is a Repube working to undermine us Dirty Hippies. Scott Pelley of 60 Minutes and Jake Tapper of ABC or two I’ve seen use it, among many others. Even William F. Buckley refused to use it.
http://www.newyorker.com/archi....._hertzberg
So this thing now endorses Hillary. I’m guessing one of the only other Democrats they would endorse is Traitor Joe Lieberme.
Hopefully, any undecided PA voters out there will think about this before voting tomorrow.
Truth is the last thing you will get that is for sure.
If they charged folks $10/each for the opportunity to plant a pie in Kristol’s face, we could eliminate the National Debt by tomorrow afternoon.
Hillary’s “reaching across the Vile.”
The DoD torture documents that the ACLU made public are available for viewing in pdf too:
What I meant to say in my original post, was:
Obviously, I need that second cup of java.
Amazing huh? I fear there are plenty of people, north and south, who agree.
The repubs are pushing clinton2 so that, if she “wins” the nomination she and McSame can get together and suggest saving the country time and money by canceling the election and have a “dual presidency”. They are both corporate whores so why not, they come from the same mold.
Good morning, pups. It’s [retch] Kristol, Cohen and Krugman today. That putz Kristol has nothing better to do than parse Passover statements. He says there’s a clear choice of worldviews in the Passover greetings from the Clinton, Obama and McCain campaigns. What a tool… Mr. Cohen writes “Of Wine, Haste and Religion” and says the French can give Americans, elitist or not, a lesson in slowing down. Apparently some waiter rushed him… Mr. Krugman says we’re “Running Out of Planet to Exploit.” He has a question: Will limited supplies of natural resources pose an obstacle to future world economic growth?
http://mgpaquin.wordpress.com/
The coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready, and the biscuits are out of the oven. Try and have a good day even if it is Monday.
Googling a little bit, it turns out the ACLU prisoner abuse story is not new, but dates back to April 16 when the AP ran a story on it:
If Google news is representative, the story has been widely ignored ever since. The only news organizations I can find that picked it up so far have been: Free Market News Network, FL (story no longer online), RIA Novosti (Russia), and JURIST.
From the “why am I not surprised” department comes news that a bunch of McCain’s fundraisers are lobbyists. We never could have anticipated…
There has been so much news that is really important lately like ratzenbugger coming to america to chat with his pedophile buddies. Cindybabe stealing recipes. clinton2 going wild boar hunting and taking shots in a biker bar. Obama1 calling all those happy laid off workers bitter and, of course, Britney getting an endorsement deal with Victoria Secret.
Good morning everyone. Today is Patriot’s Day in Maine & Massachusetts. We won’t be thinking of Billy Kristol. He ain’t no patriot. LOL
Today Juan Cole rips the cover off the myth of “Al Qaeda in Iraq,” leaving only the stunningly obvious conclusion intact. Good for allergies.
Yes. And I personally know people who would absolutely characterize themselves as liberal who do not want to hear about or discuss US torture or any of the other atrocities this country inflicts on the rest of the world. Someone else is doing it and it has nothing to do with them. So maybe the media is giving the sheeple what they really want. It saddens me greatly.
And from the Bangor Daily News.
a capital idea!
mornin’ all
Maybe if they don’t talk about it it is not really happening let alone it being US policy.
you’re making that up.
OMG! I’m laughing…not because they got arrested…but because they were being Good Patriots by making a statement to current state of affairs! Good for them. I hope they wear their flag pins upside down to court. I would. LOL
nomolos, is this the paper’s idea of snark? I hope I can safely assume that it’s not mandatory to wear a “patriotic pin” in Bangor, ME? I couldn’t find the story in the online Bangor Daily News or Google news, so I guess this was only in the print edition. Probably these poor souls from VT were making a personal statement after having seen the movie, In the Valley of Elah.
Me? Well….yep.
Sheez. That’s not a nice thing to do on Monday morning. ;=)
And it’s not even April 1.
Well actually I am a retired general spreading truth for the masses
Nomolos, what is even funnier is Bangor likes to think of itself as the Mecca of Right Wing Patriotism! Ha! Not even close apparently.
Of course, they broke no laws according to this site:
http://www.ushistory.org/BETSY/flagetiq.html
The only rule I don’t agree with is the Christian Flag (whatever the hell that is) can be flown above the US Flag during some ceremonies. What the hell!
The trouble is that there are so many outrageous things happening these days that there’s really not much reason to question the veracity of a story like that. Pretty sad.
lmao
Here’s what’s scheduled for Washington Journal this morning:
7:30 am - Mohammed Ehsan Zia, Afghanistan Minister of Rural Rehabilitation & Development
8:00 am - Terri Tanielian, RAND Corporation, Senior Social Research Analyst — Report: Invisible Wounds of War; Psychological and Cognitive Injuries, Their Consequences, and Services to Assist Recovery
8:30 am- Joshua Varon, Education Law Center, Staff Attorney
9:00 am - Ann-Therese Ortiz, Philadelphia Futures, Program Director
9:30 am - Tom Brady, School District of Philadelphia, Interim CEO
Very well done! It had just enough “truthiness” to make it almost plausible. It would have been perfectly believable, however, if I had quoted it from The Savannah Daily Disappointment…
Nomolos, Mainers are freaking out about this college girl’s US flag project:
http://bangornews.com/news/t/n.....zoneid=500
As usual, the knuckle draggers of our state are missing the whole point. No one stepped on these flags (which was the test of this young woman…to see if anyone would) because they respected the flag. The whole point was completely lost!
75% thought it disrespectful!!!!!!!
The Christian Flag
The fact the Christian Flag has more power and prominence over our country’s flag is screwed up. *shaking head* Something very wrong about that.
What a crock. Lest anyone think nomolos is making this up too: The Christian Flag.
Those who expouse such rationalizations for torture are not worth the pants they soil.
There is no such thing as total ’safety’.
As the parent of an only child I daily weigh the balance between keeping my child safe and locking her in a padded room 24 x 7.
Freedom entails danger.
Values are not situational.
I have that picture in poster form on my wall above my monitor as inspiration. There is never even a pretense with billy. He is a whore for the GOP. He will risk job and non-existent reputation to get the message out. The above headline implies there is light at the end of his contract. I expect them to replace this miscreant with Jonah Goldberg.
Here’s an interesting graphic: Pennsylvania’s Political Landscape
The median income and unemployment maps are the reverse of each other.
Really. Muslims and Jews and Buddhists and….. oh forget it.
Fascinating!
I missed this one
but apparently he’s scaling back, he “now considers that his ‘league of democracies’ would be an informal group that wouldn’t use military force.”
I think my head just exploded
bbl, have to take the dog out and it looks like the rain’s thinking about falling.
but why would a Christian flag be different in these regards then a Muslim, Jewish or Buddhist flag?
simply change the name of the graven image invoked and all religions but a few could say exactly the same thing
off topic humor
the other day when it seemd like one of my salesmen was forgetting more then usual I asked him if he had seen his doctor about alzeimers
he said “no”
I asked him how he would know
I think ”shocked, SHOCKED” is working overtime on that one.
Bill Kristol accusing a politician of just “phoning it in”? Pot, meet kettle.
Mr. Kristol obviously feels the need to remind American Jews that the leading candidates for president are not themselves Jewish, and that they couldn’t possibly care as much about the needs of Israel, as determined by that foreign state’s most neocon factions, as much as Holy Joe or his BFF, the non-Jewish, christian fundamentalist support-craving, trigger happy flip flopper, St. John. As one might say of Mr. Kristol’s writing, with friends (writers) like that, who needs enemies?
Ham-fisted as allows, conflating religion, politics and international affairs as blindly and ignorantly as only an American neocon can, Mr. Kristol’s weekly attempts at being controversial without being informative disgrace the pages of what was once a great American newspaper.
In reference to “distinguished conservative intellectual” Kristol’s latest pathetic drivel, divining deep significance from boilerplate Passover greetings from the candidates: “Ma nishtana ha-litzin ha-zeh mi kol ha-litzinim?” “Why is this buffoon different from all other buffoons?”
Bill Kristol teaches at Harvard, does not he? Add him to the Yoo list? Again, what about George Tenet and Rice when she goes back to Stanford. The A team.
Mr. Kristol’s tirade also ties into the potent undercurrent of his ostensibly religious-views oriented harangue: A vote for St. John the Divine is a vote for the white guy.
He’s a smarmy villainous schmuck, gives Jews a bad name. Reminds me of pharoh of hard heart fame. Let them eat matzoh, his modus operandi. Ah, but this year we are slaves, next year, we shall be free people.
A bit more on the Christian Flag.
Apparently the enthusiasm for Christianity at that Brighton Chapel Congregationalist Church where the flag and the “pledge” were created was so great that it brought tens of thousands of new worshippers to the site and they now have a massive Cathedral there. It was a great “outreach method”. Now the site is a sort of a shrine to the Christian Flag…the Crystal Cathedral of Protestants on the East Coast!
Oops Sorry…wrong story…ignore the above!
No Use For Churches
The Passover commemoration reminds us that Palestinians were not the first beleaguered ethnic group to resort to terrorism.