In the beginning, there was It's Raining McCain
which, for my money, reaches a peak of sheer magnificent awesomeness when the young lady singing performing the lead reaches out the window and gathers up a double handful of the McCain streaming diagonally past to splash herself full in the face with
And John McCain looked upon it and he saw that it was good
but lo, there were in the land haters, and they did hate upon the McCain girls.
Dood, said they unto them. WtheeF? Are there none amongst the dizzying array of keys you sing in here that you ladies have in common? Canst not at least snap thy fingers or shift from side to side or something whilst thou art watching the blue screen and pretending to see that which thou wilt edit in later? Were I to donate a bucket, couldst thou carry a tune in it? Didst get those moves from thy grandma? Recently?
And lead lady was sore displeased (h/t Rox) and did respond in such manner as to make it clear that she and my own grandma (whose moves, while immensely dignified, were likewise not of videogenic quality) defined "lady" somewhat differently (worksafe was it not, and neither shouldst she kiss her mama with that mouth)
and we were sore afraid. But fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all the peoples of the internets, for unto you is given Here Comes McCain Again
The young lady with the blithe unconcern for the bourgeois conventions has condescended to take the Annie Lennox role.
Don't say I never did you nothing. Happy friday night.
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So, Julia!
julia!
hi Julia
Aloha, Julia!
Hey Julia!!!
hi, hi, hi, hi! (is everyone still speaking to me after that?)
yeeks, refresh hell.
hi!
Mrs. McCain said that when she heard about McCain’s supposed affair, she said, “I love you, I know it’s not true”…and he said the same thing….say wha?????
julia!
I’m still rocking to the unreal and somehow appropriate dentist song. now spit!
Well, she has to expect a certain amount of resentment if she’s going to persist in being too rich to leave for a younger model.
I can’t bring myself to click any of these links until I have at least two more glasses of wine
here, wobbly, start with this
Co-McCain Girls has a funny ring to it. They are kind of snooty.
thanks - it just cracks me up every time.
Mwahahahahaha
Behold! Lo, ’tis Friday, and Julia is the first of the Late Night.
We are blessed.
And McCain said unto the not-men he deemed of lower caste:
Why doth thou qweef from thine upper orifice? Such amniotic belches shall be removed from serious discourse. Begone with such overwrought make-up you trollop and c#nt!
LOL
Wow, mcCain girl is mad, huh? Well of course if what people said truly didn’t matter (as she so emphatically states) then she would not have made this lil video, right?
Besides my only complaint about the song has never been that it is about mccain or even dedicated to McCain, it’s more so that they sound like two pigs rubbing against one another (talk about tone deaf)
Howard Dean sounded off inThe Hill…
I have leftovers. Anyone hungry?
Teehee I love it. Much better than that cackling that the McCain girls are doing
This is sad. I feel sorry for these women.
Let’s do dive into the issues, gals.
What is it with the stars and planets. Very cosmoesque.
don’t forget to check in on the patient. Comfy?
Repeat after me:
Trains having sex.
Dang Betsy, do you have any idea how long it has been since I have had a home cooked meal–besides my own cooking?
I heard that…reminds me of monks with those whips and everything…self-punishment or whatever they call it…..
Yes, but apparently in republican circles, that makes him really nacho.
It’s kind of hard to believe Steve Martin is painfully shy and quiet when watching that dentist bit.
nite all.
you’d better call next time you’re in central texas then!
Self-flagellation…? ;-)
Bwaaahahahhahahahhaah
I guess it is appropo given McCain’s campaign.
So, what do we make of the latest putative Obama “gaffe”?
Aloha, dosido!
self flagulation. like in da vinci code.
wow, what topics! see youse guys
covered in cheese? ;)
I heard a real shitty copy of it on the radio. What did he actually say. Someone please post an actual copy of the transcription.
Is there a reason I should care?
Tex Betsy and Oilfieldguy, it would be so cool if you two meet up. Jenny bar the door!
Totally cheesy!
Al da Spook is coming to my birthday dinner! Gnome too!
And I say unto thee, aww.
LMAO I watched the Mccain again video….
Is it McCaining with you? Where the hell is my tranquilizer gun, they need to take a lil nap (till October)
Yes. I couldn’t figure out the spelling…I came up with self-flatulation…didn’t sound right…*G*
OMG…How is he??? I miss him!! Alfred…
Funny, funny!
You never did us nothing, man. Except for writing teh funny, that you do real good. Thanks.
(How to describe this for Digg? I gave up. Someone please submit it. It deserves a good description.)
i read it in context and I don’t make anything of it because it is not a big deal when compared to the war criminal who holds top office in this country has just admitted to criminal wrong doing.
woohoo - when is it?
Pretty much the same idea, isn’t it?
Pretty much…
I’ll second, or third that notion… He’s been awful quiet on his blog swarm, too!
I love that word, flagellation. It sounds like someone has an unhealthy relationship with their patriotic lapel pin.
OFG stand up to make an ANNOUNCEMENT:
I’m buying a round of drinks for the house! Except all those pups sitting down. (heh)
My daughter lives in Vegas (ask Bobby G) and tonight they had the Miss America pageant. For the last four years I have picked the winner in the opening sequence, so I had my daughter put a thousand down on Texas and Mississippi to place and show. Heh.
Heh, it does involve piercing one’s skin…! ;-)
daniels neat. thanks ofg
sunday eve. 10 friends. chinese food.
alfred’s doing well. his dad been up and down a lot and he is super busy with his work.
Somebody should care:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2.....litary.law
I can’t operate chopstix. The holes in my forehead shows progress on forks.
Yeah. But over at
ObamaIsTheDevil.comtaylormarsh.com and Faux News, they’re spankin’ major “Oh, Boy, He’s Really Toast Now” chubbies over it.woohoo, I’ll drink to that (I’ll need it to look at any more McCain girl videos)
But seriously, if he does win the election, at least he won’t have to search for the inauguration music
Of course they are, they have what can only be labeled a visceral hate for Obama. They are going to go after him on anything (as will the repugs). I’m sure Barry can handle it
I can’t wait for mr wobbs to come home so I can play that for him (McCain girls). I wonder of he could mix in the McCain girls and then someone saying STFU
Only problem is US law does not allow survivors to sue the Govt. like the Brits allow! Trust me, there’s plenty that could and should be litigated, but, that avenue is barred to Americans…
Okay, I’ll bite. What did Obama say that I’m supposed to be more offended by than Bush’s admission to approving torture?
I thought Hannity was gonna have an aneurism, he’s so pissed that his 24/7 Rev Wright obsession hasn’t had much legs. Now he’s got a new thingy to bandy about, probably with about yet again as much long term impact.
that poor people in PA are bitter, edp
I remember when Taylor Marsh was a frequent contributor to this blog. Credit the political savvy of Jane and Christy for stayin agnostic during the primary. Blogs are a good tool for capturing a following. When you start dividing it, you only tend to hurt yourself.
I think this is what everyone’s talking about
TRANSCRIPT:
Evening all!
Julia, so funny, thanks I really needed a laugh.
OFG, good picks, though it’s never a bad idea to bet on a Miss Mississippi or Miss Texas in a beauty pageant. They’ve got a good winning track record.
Sounds like a blatant grasp of the obvious to me.
So? I hope that’s true. The poor in this country damned well should be bitter after eight years of Bush kicking them in the teeth.
Miss Hawaii, too…! Aloha, MM!
Bush promised to rebuild Lebanon in a national speech, hows that going?
My daughter did really well with these
Just great - they now have a McDonald’s and 2 Starbucks. /s
Well that settles it then.
Seeing this post in it’s full youtubed glory is more important than work. Found someone to cover my shift.
I’m going home to watch the McCain musical extravaganza!
I was more put off by Eltn john saying that those that didn’t vote for Hilary are misogynist
OK, musical extravaganza may be a stretch.
Aww, that’s cheating! 8-P
I’m in PA. Seems more like The Vinegar Tasters.
I taste vinegar like buddha.
Sheik bin al BaraBlackHusseinMadrassaOsamaBama pushes back quick & hard:
Jeez, did you see Miss Oklahoma? She made it into the top five, but I want to know who picked that horrible rag she wore for an evening gown. It made her ass look like it belonged to a forty dollar cow.
The Lebanese are grateful for his distraction I’m sure.
Umm its an extravaganza alright
Ding.
show doesn’t even start here for another 15 minutes
Well, I was a divorced kid in Manhattan, which in terms of learning to eat chinese food is a major form of cheating.
Wups, sorry!
Thanks for responding, at least. Not necessarily sue gov’t. So be it. But DO SOMETHING! Code Pink is looking like the only responsible human beings in the whole country!
What’s being done by this administration and their enablers is criminal, immoral, inhuman, inhumane, evil, WRONG. DEAD WRONG! literally.
“We have met the enemy and he is us” if we let this stand unchallenged.
please forgive rant. it hurts almost as much as putting a fist thru the wall, but not quite…
enjoy your evening guys. i’ll try to act sane tomorrow. no promises.
And, LOL, according to Jay Leno, Elton followed up that misogyny taunt by singing “The Bitch Is Back.”
Good for Obama. People need to get bitter. And then they need to get out and vote their self-interest.
“forty dollar cow”
wuz she mad?
dugg
The stylists who dressed these girls obviously went shopping at Prom Dresses For You-1998. Too many sequins, fake tans, fake boobs, fake hair and fake teeth. But it’s owned by Donald Trump, so classy it was not gonna be. Fake fur coats with swimsuits? okaaayyy….
I’m outa here. The Petersons are back in town, gonna go hear some music.
Let it out, Adie! No probs here at the Lake! I agree 100% with ya too…!
Hully gee whiz, that’s a bad dress.
Definitely worthy of Go Fug Yourself
jezebel live-blogged it, FUNNY!
OT, but I gotta say:
Bill Maher, you misogynistic SOB, you suck.
His rant tonight culminating in saying the high school girl who got beaten to unconsiousness by a bunch of punk mean girls “probably had it coming” was beyond the pale.
We turned the show off immediately, both Mr. S. and I stunned and appalled at the viciousness he demonstrated.
One hopes any of his guests will say something, but we won’t be there to watch.
I posted the same links recently on my own blog, but wasn’t nearly as funny. I tried to read this out loud to my husband and couldn’t get through it without laughing.
I thought I was lost on the “oscars” thread. I’ll have a Double Beam, neat. Thanks.
Link, I say. Link!
Yeah, I was really put off by the overgeneralization. As my brit hubby would say, what a wanker.
have fun
Aah, I’m time-zone challenged, so I have to wait a couple more hours for it… Not like I’m gonna watch it, tho…
Heh. I am a master at the soft-sell and absolutely love to see a big ol’ slow pitch coming right down the middle like this. If Hillary and McCain want to join forces on the attack on this, it is way to easy to step between them and those who are slightly irritated.
“Perhaps there are those who agree with our competitors, that regular folks should be meekly and timidly satisfied with the crumbs that fall from the plates of corporations and their lobbyists who advise and sponsor the status quo…”
You get the drift.
CTuttle. You’re sweet. No probs at the Lake indeed. It’s the best thing going, bar none.
Thanks for putting up with the generalized rant. Couldn’t hold back if I wanted. Not aimed at the Lake dwellers for sure. You guys save my sorry hide on a daily basis. Just chalk me up as flaky grump with cause, if you please. ;->
Here you go, over 500 comments but well worth a perusal.
http://jezebel.com/379053/miss.....na-moakler
Live Blogging: Miss USA 2008 AKA America’s Next Top Shanna Moakler