In the beginning, there was It’s Raining McCain

which, for my money, reaches a peak of sheer magnificent awesomeness when the young lady singing performing the lead reaches out the window and gathers up a double handful of the McCain streaming diagonally past to splash herself full in the face with

And John McCain looked upon it and he saw that it was good

but lo, there were in the land haters, and they did hate upon the McCain girls.

Dood, said they unto them. WtheeF? Are there none amongst the dizzying array of keys you sing in here that you ladies have in common? Canst not at least snap thy fingers or shift from side to side or something whilst thou art watching the blue screen and pretending to see that which thou wilt edit in later? Were I to donate a bucket, couldst thou carry a tune in it? Didst get those moves from thy grandma? Recently?

And lead lady was sore displeased (h/t Rox) and did respond in such manner as to make it clear that she and my own grandma (whose moves, while immensely dignified, were likewise not of videogenic quality) defined "lady" somewhat differently (worksafe was it not, and neither shouldst she kiss her mama with that mouth)

and we were sore afraid. But fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all the peoples of the internets, for unto you is given Here Comes McCain Again

The young lady with the blithe unconcern for the bourgeois conventions has condescended to take the Annie Lennox role.

Don’t say I never did you nothing. Happy friday night.

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