pic via NY Times Magazine

Chris Matthews, or as he is not-so-belovedly termed in the liberal blogosphere, "Tweety", is profiled in Sunday’s New York Times Magazine.

Matthews show "Hardball" is among the most prototypical of political scream shows. It’s all about process, the eternal horse race of who is up and who is down. Rarely does anyone learn anything while watching Matthews show, except that being loudest equals political victory. Matthews often declares, loudly of course, that he loves politics — apparently, in the way Mark David Chapman loved John Lennon.

He loves a politician who wears old aftershave apparently craving to smell them in Jake Tapper fashion; he loves people who pose as extra "masculine"; he loathes the Clintons, especially her [there's no subjectivity here, it's a well-documented reality that even the most strident Obamaphile would agree with] but mostly he loves himself, man does he love himself.

As we approached the airport gate, Matthews mentioned that he and his wife, Kathleen, have been contemplating a trip to Damascus. It’s something they have wanted to do for a long time. But he worries that he might make an inviting target for a kidnapper. "I can imagine getting some big-name media figure would be a big propaganda catch for them,"

Well, that’s nice. Do you and your wife travel with Pat Sajak or something?

And then, there is the appropriate conduct, a smooth operator even Bill O’Reilly would grimace at:

"I know why he wants you on," Matthews said to [the actress Kerry] Washington while looking at Griffin. At which point Matthews did something he rarely does. He paused. He seemed actually to be considering what he was about to say. He might even have been editing himself, which is anything but a natural act for him…

"He wants you on because you’re beautiful," Matthews said. "And because you’re black." He handed Washington a business card and told her to call anytime "if you ever want to hang out with Chris Matthews."

The next day, Matthews may have found out that hanging with Kerry Washington probably meant maintaining a 1000 foot distance between them at all times.

There are many other unintentionally hilarious, yet sad, excerpts of the interview posted at TVNewser.

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