What happened to synergy?

The Secret Service is preparing to provide Vice President Cheney with agents, transportation, advance work and other security-related trappings of executive power for six months after the Bush administration packs up and moves out in January…federal law authorizes protective services for the vice president and his immediate family only during his time in office. Extending Cheney’s detail would require a directive from the president or a joint resolution of Congress.

Shouldn’t Cheney, who’s Secret Service Nickname ought to be "Dick", have to pay for his own protection money? After all he has all those extra assets thanks to his Boost my blind trust War policy.

Better yet, can’t Blackwater give security gratis after all the man has done for them? I can see them now, escorting Dick & Lynne through Wyoming, blazing a trail of mass quail hunting accidents across the State.

Headline of the future:
"January 23, 2009, entire town of Casper gets in way of line of fire, 49,644 shot in face."

Dick & Lynne will be Charles Starkweather and Carol Ann Fugate, by proxy.

Whether starting wars or spree killing, the Cheneys always have others do it for them.

Of course, there is a reasonable and fair alternative. It only costs tens of thousands a year to keep a person in prison.

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