It has a Fez & everthing

We will not defeat Global Warming until we defeat the real evil doer, the Earth. Who is it to stand in the way of God’s chosen people, the Israelis Romans Byzantines Muslims Franks Spanish French English Germans Americans Republicans?

Joern Skov Nielsen, deputy director of Greenland’s Bureau of Minerals and Petroleum, said Thursday that there might be more oil in his country than the entire past production of the North Sea. That would be about 50 billion barrels. Chevron, Exxon Mobil and Husky Energy last year received licenses for exploration, which will be made easier by the melting of Greenland’s ice.

Okay, first l want to say, Greenland has not only a Director of Minerals and Petroleum, but a Deputy Director? What are the odds?* Isn’t that like being Bob Barr’s Deputy Campaign Chair in Vermont, especially if you’re Danish.

Then I want to assume the fetal position.

But then I remember, I’ve really got to start cutting down trees so I can move my 30 foot representation to the ocean shore.

*According to the wiki 1 in 60,000 if you live in Greenland, same as being Prime Minister

(pic from Squicker)

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