Somewhere today John McCain is doting on his loving press corps and "liberally" sharing Werther's Originals. All those young whippersnappers think it's a great way to finish off a fabulous CostCo supplied barbecue.

All the while, St. McSame is showing off the "awesome" foreign and national security policy credentials first displayed during the shelling of Fort McHenry. At least, that's what the press tells me.

“I just am surprised that he [Maliki] would take it on himself to go down and take charge of a military offensive,’’ he said. “I had not anticipated that he would do that.’’

Not anticipating? Oh, that's so 2001 to the present.

Now again, the media keep telling me that McCain is a serious person when it comes to military issues, nevermind the fact that he is seriously wrong. The evidence of his seriousness is derived from his and his family's service. And it's true, McCain has served in the military and comes from a long line of naval officers, including his father's service at Gravelines and his grandfather's actions at Actium.

Just because McCain and his family have served in the armed forces doesn't mean they'll make sound foreign policy decisions. After all, McCain's suggestion that Petraeus fight Al Qaeda in Mosul by "crossing their 'T'" seems quite flawed.

And further his "serious" foreign and national security policy credentials apparently allow him to know next to nothing of actual facts and details:

Asked if the Basra campaign had backfired, he said: “Apparently it was Sadr who asked for the ceasefire, declared a ceasefire. It wasn’t Maliki. Very rarely do I see the winning side declare a ceasefire. So we’ll see.’’

OH SO CLOSE...only 180 degrees removed from reality:

Iraqi lawmakers traveled to the Iranian holy city of Qom over the weekend to win the support of the commander of Iran's Qods brigades in persuading Shiite cleric Muqtada al Sadr to order his followers to stop military operations, members of the Iraqi parliament said.

But I'm sure the media will get right to pointing this latest factual screw up once they get back from McCain taking them all out for ice cream.