Hey, remember Dubya and his beloved "Charge To Keep" painting, which turned out to portray a "horse thief fleeing from a lynch mob"? Well, it seems he's done it again. Turns out that the song he parodied at the Gridiron Club, "The Green Green Grass of Home," is actually about the thoughts of a condemned man about to be executed. Oops.
Is Dubya trying to tell us something? Is there some tiny dying ember of conscience trying to claw its way out through his subconscious, steering him towards these strangely revealing mistakes? Or is he just rubbing our noses the fact that he's getting away scot-free, unlike his kindred spirits of art and song?
My gut feeling is that it does signal some vestige of a guilty conscience. Consider one of my all-time favorite Bush gaffes:
There's an old saying... that says, "Fool me once, shame on- shame you. Fool me- you can't get fooled again."
At the last moment, he literally can't bring himself to speak the words, "shame on me" - not even in the context of simply repeating an old (and very apt) piece of folk wisdom.
Or how about when he said he gazed deeply into Vladimir Putin's eyes clear down to his soul, and liked what he saw? It was his own reflection.
Or when he confessed his desire to harm America?
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
And if that's not enough, even Bush's other brain is getting in on that act:
George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush are two pretty remarkable men. And I’ve learned a lot from them, learned a lot about life, learned a lot about character, learned a lot about loyalty and trust and honesty and straightforwardness.
'Nuff said, I think.
(Thanks to watertiger for pointing out the parallel between "The Green Green Grass of Home" and "A Charge To Keep")
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Eli!
zed and fred are dead.
CTut!
*sigh* Another freudian slip, Eli…
oh stop it with this zed is dead stuff…
hiya Eli!
You wish! 8-P
aww c’mon Eli, your title suggests Bush HAS a brain, where’s the proof?
See, you need to stop listening to watertiger….
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
I think this is as close to the truth as bush has ever come.
Hiya, Biodun!
Well we know he doesn’t have a heart.
Hey Eli.
Heh heh. Oh man, these gaffes are going to be so much funnier when he’s finally gone. I’ll be able to laugh much more deeply after he leaves the White House.
Eli! You are a sight for sore eyes!
That and the myth that Cheney has a heart.
Hey eg.
Ya know, Eli, picking on Shrub for his Bushisms is like shooting fish in a barrel…!
Just don’t rub me on them.
A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
“Well, it’s like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing ‘The Green Green Grass of Home’. If I see a cat I bust out with ‘What’s new Pussycat?’ It’s so embarrassing, even when I’m asleep and dreaming. Last night I work up singing “Delilah’, and my wife was not amused!”
“Hmm. it would appear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Well I’ve never heard of theat, is it common?” asked the man.
“It’s not unusual,” replied the doctor.
Ah, but I’m picking specifically on the Bushisms that are unintentionally(?) revealing, as opposed to the ones that are merely incoherent or moronic.
I actually did end up watching a whole bunch of Tom Jones videos after I found that one…
Heh, I’ll concede…! *g8
I like Tom Jones.
I just wish Bush would stay out of ladies’ undies… He’s got Freudian slips, teddies, bustiers, bras, garter belts…
I didn’t know Teddy was Freudian.
y’all: watch it with the organs: brains, heart, etc…*g*
I must say that KKKRove did learn it from them, how to evade it…!
Well, at least one of them is from SanFran… [HUGE grin]
Why, I oughta!
(”While Teddy is a Freudian, I am a Jungian - so there’ll be no blaming Mother today.”)
hey eg: you’re doing OK?
I know punaise has decided to keep a low profile for now…but I hope other FDLers in your new area are keeping you company when they can…
Ha! You funny tonight.
Calm down, Teddy. What would your mother think?
Bernanke is on C-span 1, discussing the sub-prime meltdown…!
and this doesn’t sound so great. From BBC News:
Remember not so long ago the media was instructing us not sell George W. Bush short? That he was a lot smarter than we thought he was.
OK. I’m going to straighten one thing out. There is nothing in Bush on the Couch about W being fetal alcohol syndrome. Such an argument occured here a week or more ago, but I was not where my book was so couldn’t check it out. (Can’t remember who was averring that it was in the book.) In any event, my copy of the book and I reunited and I checked it out. Not there. And if you google George W Bush and FAS, you get a bunch of real garbagey looking sites.
Which is not to say he isn’t, but merely to indicate that I can’t find a shred of respectible evidence to suggest he is.
Can’t those assholes get into big trouble cause the ceo said yesterday that everything was rosy. Today the stock tanks. How many people lost money based on what he said?
OT: Barack Obama is going to be on Hannity and Colmes (FOX) in a few minutes to discuss pastor Wright.
Don’t look at me; I just think he’s an asshole and possibly a psychopath…
Dang, Rose, ya like to be fair and balanced, eh? *g*
I heard the fetal alcohol thing years ago. He has some of the physical characteristics.
I never believed that, and I don’t think they did either.
George W. Bush is one dumb sob. And I realize the implications of the sob statement. I make no apologies.
…and this doesn’t sound so great either. From BBC News:
However if you are a homeowner with a bad mortgage or one of the many other ordinary Americans affected by the current credit crunch, my advice is don’t hold your breath for help.
BTW the Cushing spot closed today at $110.21. Hedge funds having destroyed the housing market have moved on to the crude oil market. These funds remind me of locusts and I wonder why they aren’t treated the same way.
That it’s insulting to SOBs?
He claims that market rumors became a self-fulfilling prophesy because BS found it unable to fund itself as a result of the rumors, which were originally baseless, according to him.
Not indicating I believe him, just reporting what he sez, so don’t attack the messenger. I would guess, however, that his story would protect him from liability, unless an examination of the books (not a condition of the bailout that I saw) indicates otherwise.
I’d have to perhaps agree with that. But to what end?
Oh… I’d never, ever want to insult anybody. ;0)
There’s plenty of bad stuff to emphasize without falling down rat holes. *g*
It is reminiscent of Ken Lay’s defense of Enron just before it went kerblooey (sorry for the technical jargon). If a CEO knowingly misrepresents the fundamentals of his/her business to stockholders that is a failure of his/her fiduciary responsibility to them.
Bush’s latest. To our soldiers:
No humor here. Stupid, unfeeling, insulting, head-up-his-ass idiocy.
I specificially wasnt pointing at anyone since I don’t remember who it was. But do you protest too much? *g*
The morning’s House debate on FISA is being re-aired… Rogers said we must head off the ‘frivolous lawsuits’… *gah*
nauseating
Rats. I am trying to Digg this post, but Digg won’t cooperate. It no longer shows me the box with the letters and numbers you are supposed to enter to demonstrate that you are human. When I use the audible function, the numbers and letters are unclear and ambiguous, and I can’t get them right. What’s up with that?
Eli, I dig your post, even if I cannot Digg it.
Maybe someone else could submit it so I can Digg it.
I’m fucking dyin, dodge the shit when you are the right age and then wax about it now. Where’s Lee Greenwood?
My guess is if one wanted to check for thought occurrences going in a GWB brain, you would have to set the multi-tester to micro-amps or volts.
Dang, then why did he pass on his chance for the romantic fighter pilot duty in Nam…? Hmmm…
shit
Re: W’s “economy” speech. I watched most of it after a friend called me to tell me what a train wreck it was. I found it so incoherent I couldn’t begin to artculate what was wrong with it. It left me speechless. I also noticed that he had a particularly petulant demeanor, with spittle trying to leak out of the corner of his mouth.
I’m hoping that he’s not equipped to deal with a congress that stands up to him, and that he self-destructs in the next 10 months.
And then Lucy took the football away.
And how far advanced a brain does Mr. McCain own?
ROFL … what a cerebral and funny line …
((( Eli )))
Nah, definitely wasn’t me. That theory really never grabbed me. To me his behavior is very well-explained by his upbringing (i.e., emotionally questionable parents, lots of connections and money, indulged and treated undue deference for his whole entire life).
OT: nasa tv is fly in conjunction with pi
hey Raven…gonna spend the evening with us? *g*
At least he’s consistent. Consistently an evil buffoon, that is.
That sums it up succinctly…! ;-)
Well, it looks like somebody bet Bear Stearns stock might tank:
I can’t take credit - it’s adapted from Frasier, the episode where Niles has to take over the call-in show when Frasier gets sick.
I think Little Boots is from the Ronnie Ray-gunz branch of military service where pretending to be in combat is just as good as the real thing.
Suffice to say, he got what he paid for.
Mr. McCain’s brain is in retreat.
I am deep into basketball but I may chime in. I sent you a fb message.
I liked picking up
again. Reminded me of several things I’d forgotten. (Though I will never forget the firecrackers in the frogs.) Wish I had time to read it again. But too many other books beckon.
Everyonoe was betting against BS, which is why they couldn’t finance themselves.
Happens with Chimpy most of the time. And hate to say this: this happens with Hillary too sometimes…
I think it’s going to take something like grabbing a kid and using it as a shield from an assassination attempt to truly expose Dubya for what he is.
(That’s sort of a movie spoiler, but not so much if I don’t say what movie it is - it’s not currently in theaters, however. Please don’t shout out if you know it, in case someone runs across that movie someday.)
I think you’re absolutely right about this. There are certain physical signs to look for in FAS, and Shrub doesn’t have them, at least not to my eye…
Major Garrett is absolutely grilling Barack Obama on his association with Pastor Wright on FOX.
If the last 7 years have taught me anything, it’s to never bet against BS.
Ach! try this to digg
Digg away.
Tweety is the champ though.
Poppy and Babs one day thought George needed a college degree so they bought him one. And one day they said George needed a business, so they bought him partial ownership of a MLB team. And then one day Poppy and Babs decided George needed a job, so they bought him the presidency
I swear McCain graduated from Annapolis solely because his pappy and grandpappy were Admirals…
please put my coke on ice, thank you.
…am watching Shoot the Moon, a wrenching film about a marriage (with kids) falling apart. Diane Keaton, Albert Finney, Karen Allen (as the other love interest ???!!!) Saw it when it first came out…in the 1980s when I was living in NYC with my now ex…
I think one of the signs is on the upper lip. He doesn’t have the folds or lines.
All out of Coke.. May I sharpen your shovel?
Heartbreaker
If you’d been an economist studying business cycles, you’d be aware that 7 years is not proof of anything.
Reminds me of the physicist’s proof that 12 is evenly divisible by all integers less than 12: 1 goes into 12 evenly, 2 goes into 12 evenly, 3 goes into 12 evenly, 4 goes into 12 evenly, let’s not get ridiculous.
Sometimes you even get up to 7. But that doesn’t necessarily make it so. And you forget BS funds that completely missed the subprime meltdown, which was what broke the BS image.
Of course we all know GWB was a flying ace during the ‘Nam war.
I think you may have mistaken my meaning…
(”Bear Stearns” is not the only thing BS stands for)
This sounds like not letting the markets solve all problems. It sounds like socialism for the uber rich.
It sounds like Bearn Stearns should be indicted, not bouyed.
I assume “ace” is some kind of Oklahoma slang term for “cocaine addict.”
works for me!
I duuno, this is where I get in trouble. I guess I’ll lay off.
I didn’t think Obama was especially effective, did you? Defensive. And, while I’m on the subject, he is spending waaay too much time putting out fires.
You got me!
FAS signs
* Attention deficits
* Memory deficits
* Hyperactivity
* Difficulty with abstract concepts
* Inability to manage money
* Poor problem solving skills
* Difficulty learning from consequences
* Immature social behavior
* Inappropriately friendly to strangers
* Lack of control over emotions
* Poor impulse control
* Poor judgment
Socialism for me, but not for thee. The law of the jungle only prevails up to a certain salary grade.
Why should the “Fed” bail out any bank? Bear Stearns was really pushing sub prime loans. These guys are crooks and probably all making 7 figure salaries and huge bonuses as the tank the company and screw home owners.
sounds like George to me.
of course, it sounds a bit like me, too.
Dang, check, check, check, check, check, check……! ;-)
I must say that this is the first time, I think, that I’ve ever listened to him without getting sick to my stomach. Perhaps it is because of thinking forward to being able to ‘missing’ him/Dick … if it will ever be possible in the face of the damage that they wrought on the world.
Thanks for this post.
I would like to see some of the men behind this sub prime scheme hauled into court.
Perhaps the sham of the banking financial and hedge funds will be revealed.
Some say the hedge fund speculation is responsible for 30% of the cost of a barrel of oil these days too.
Bubble Greenspan needs to go to the woodshed. He hasn’t a clue about what he did.
If you want to preach a gospel of “personal accountability”, it really does have to go *all* the way up the food chain, and not just apply to us peons.
We might get better corporate governance if failure were not rewarded the same as success.
The only time seeing George that won’t make me sick is seeing him behind bars.
My pleasure - nice to see you here.
I read that Bear Sterns is leveraged for 24 times their capital … looking for link … and Goldman Sachs is leveraged for 30 times their capital … all of these investment banks are in serious trouble …
Goodnight folks. We are having a party tonight and some of our friends have called and said they are about twenty minutes away. Everyone will be staying all night here. They will check their car keys with Lahoma. Cards, food and movies into the wee hours. I hope three litres of Cuervo Classico (Margaritas) and two cases of Mexican beer will be enough. I’m the bartender.
Agree. And the Uncle line is going to bite him in the ass.