53064309_fc1bf87031_m.jpg Arianna has a few words about the latest John McCain flufferama in the New Yorker:

Despite an avalanche of evidence showing that McCain the Maverick has long ago been replaced by McCain the Pandering Pawn of the Party's Right Wing, the press refuses to believe its own eyes.

The latest demonstration of the enormous lag time between the presentation of a new reality and the media's willingness to update the conventional wisdom comes via those bastions of the traditional media, The New Yorker and the New York Times.

The latest New Yorker features a loving 7,000+ word profile of McCain by Ryan Lizza that portrays him as a moderate who has "the rare opportunity to reinvent what it means to be a Republican."

Let's see, McCain has bowed to the party's lunatic fringe on tax cuts, immigration, the intolerance of religious bigots, and torture... so exactly how is he reinventing what it means to be a Republican? By shortening the amount of time it takes before a candidate is hijacked by the Right, perhaps?

Lizza has a history of codpiece devotion. His article on The Invasion of the Alpha Male Democrat was a real winner, which Factesque summarized quite succinctly: "Chuck Schumer and Rahm Emmuel make Lizza's nipples hard and they know how to find Manly Men." Shakes was equally impressed: "I can't tell you how pleased I am to know that the Democratic Party planned a strategy predicated on not asking women to run."

And then there's this fine moment in Lizza punditry, on the occasion of Russ Feingold's move to censure Bush for eavesdropping on Americans without a warrant:

So the partisans on the left cheering Feingold appear to have both the policy and the politics wrong. Censure is meaningless. Changing the FISA law is the way to address Bush's overreach. And the only way for Democrats to change FISA is for them to take back the Senate. This week, Feingold's censure petition has made that goal just a little bit more difficult to achieve. What an ass.

Yeah, taking back the Senate. Worked out real good. The Democrats in the Senate sure slapped Bush down good over FISA, eh? If by that you mean gave him everything he wanted, I suppose so.

I know it's hard to cough up a 7,000 word profile, especially with such finely tuned political instincts. But if you're padding it out by reprinting the candidate's own press releases, size may not be all it's cracked up to be.