katie.thumbnail.jpgKatie would like to thank everyone for their prayers, kind thoughts and support during her five years at Guantanamo Bay night at the pet hospital.

She is struggling to recover from her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and has applied for disability on account of her shaved paw (seen at left) which she brandishes proudly. She informs me that frequent snacks snacks (particularly those of the organic chicken variety sent by scarecrow) are an effective treatment for PTSD.

Who knew.

She is considering writing her memoirs but right now the scars are too fresh. She would also like it to be known that me calling her "the First Lady of the American Theater" is, quote, "not helpful."

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