Hey, remember Rudy's Genius Campaign Strategy to blow off the early primaries and focus all his firepower on winning Florida tonight, and that would be the start of his unstoppable steamroll over his opponents? How's that working out for him, then? Well, um... not so much.
The slowly-take-over-the-world-starting-from-Australia strategy may work in Risk, but in primary season, with a media that only speaks Horserace, you have to make some kind of showing in the early rounds to maintain your viability. When you're the guy with one delegate who keeps finishing behind Ron Paul, it kinda diminishes your aura of inevitability, ya know?
And now that The Magical Florida Primary is here, Mitt and McCain look strong while Rudy looks marginal, and has been dismissed by Florida voters as a result. (Or they just hate his guts. Whichever.) All the more humiliating because this is the state where he was actually trying to win. I suspect that Rudy thought he would do better in the early primaries based on reputation alone - at least well enough that he wouldn't look like a fringe candidate. Oops.
But hey, don't take my word for it...
UPDATE: CNN calls it for McCain.
9:38 pm ET:
67% percent of precincts reporting
McCain (36%)
Romney (32%)
Guiliani (15%)
Huckabee (13%)
Paul (3%)
Thompson (1%)
8:59 pm ET:
47% percent of precincts reporting
McCain (35%)
Romney (32%)
Guiliani (15%)
Huckabee (14%)
Paul (3%)
Thompson (1%)
At least he's beating Huckabee (barely) and Ron Paul. And Fred Thompson's ghost.
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((( Eli )))
Hiya, Petro!
still tornado-less here… Hi Eli!
And Fred Thompson’s ghost.
Now that’s the stuff of nightmares!
hi eli. hi petro. bye rudy.
LOL !!!
((((( Betsy )))))
I’m gonna miss Rudy … assorted nuts are so good … *g*
Hi jayt! Hi Betsy!
if i watch frontline on the return of the Taliban i shall become morose
The only thing that could have helped Rudy would have been a terrorist attack at one of the bagel shops he stopped in today. He could have saved the day.
McCain lookin’ good in Florida - who’s his running mate?
umm, *potential* running mate?
Plus the potential rectangular firing squad would have been so much fun to watch.
I’ll bet McCain picks Jeb!
It astounded me that a thrice married, cross-dressing New Yorker was ever considered viable. 9-11 didn’t change *that* much.
Lieberman’s playing hard to get…saying he won’t run with McCain.
Look for the Republican character-assassination machine to switch into hyperdrive this week, with McCain as Designated Victim.
KO and Tweety really don’t get along, do they?
The good thing is, it might give Ron Paul more exposure … which only makes the Repugs look better and better …
There was a time when getting Rudy out was the goal…done…now onwards and upwards…
okay too much reality ,cant watch,{{{{what could have been}}} if we didnt attack Iraq ,and kept our promises!!!
So he’s sashaying around campaigning for him because…. This inquiring mind wants to know…
McCain should consider what a fuckin asset Joe was on his last ticket.
I suspect they aren’t best buds at the water cooler.
Hello, Eli.
And jayt, you might be tornado-less, but there’s a different kinda blow coming to Indianapolis!
Seems Rudy’s taped NPR interview during his visit to Two Jays Deli in Ft. Lauderdale would have put him over the top. I was duly impressed. /s
I saw KO’s eyes glaze over twice while Tweety was … um … twittering …
Uh, can I get the details of that….?
well, this is interesting - I’m seeing a K.O. vs. Tweety competition developing here…
who’s Top Dawg at MSNBC?
Oh yeah, the more oxygen for Ronpaul, the better. Not that I’m rooting for him to win, it’s just that he’s… inconvenient. And, sadly, he’s a stronger antiwar advocate than any of the Democratic candidates.
Honestly. I really can’t decide which I fear most. Mitt or John.
if the old man kicks off we would have prezident floppy jowls .oh noooooooooooooooooooooze
If you keep that up we are going to ask you to leave the room :)
Lieberman is a whore.
Bill Maher said the other night that Rudy is the only one with the balls to go after guys like him. I agree. I could see Rudy doing that. Free speech would be the next to go. He scares the hell out of me. Good riddance.
Hope your speaking fees shrink to nothing, your wife leaves you for a richer guy, and your kids write a tell-all.
The Republican establishment will coalesce behind Willard this week, and you will see something akin to a “Anybody-but-McCain” movement going into Super Tuesday.
You may see a McCain/Giuliani ticket in the general.
It’s *very* easy to defend - there’s only one border. So I just amass my troops there and sweep outward.
John, I think. But I’m not sure…
New motto:
Ron Paul
Pigs Fly
I guess the governor’s ” endorsement ” still matters in Florida.
ho
MSNBC is reporting that Lieberman and McCain are in private discussions.
The bunny ears help, it’s kind of a Dumbo thing.
he actually gives whores a bad name…he is worse
He’s just so used to saying the opposite of what he means …
Well, that guarantees I’ll have nightmares tonight…
Does that mean they’re talking about the veep position, or just making out?
oh please nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Of course they are in private discussions: over how to get their hands on Cheney’s fresh supply of blood.
you just know KO makes tweety grit his teeth lol
McCain should consider what a fuckin ass
etJoe was on his last ticket.there. fixed it for you.
Is LIEberman cheating on Bush ?!! *g*
See 40. Dang. I’ve never been so timely before!
Joe will have a price for winning Florida for McCain.
Hey Joe, how come you couldn’t do that for Al Gore eight years ago, you fuckin loser?
I picture him with a little purple bowler, vanquished back to the 5th Dimensin after being ticked into saying
Luapnor
Luapnor
Luapnor
Hey, why should our Republicans be less slimy than those of the rest of the country? We got our standards (burp) here too, ya know…
(and on a personal note - FUCK Eli Lilly - it’s a long story)
Yeah, but there’s a zillion miles of ocean till you come to anything except New Zealand or PNG. Anyway, the Aussies can’t be bothered with world domination, it would cut into the surfing and interrupt the barbie.
LOL!
I love that game,except it always boils down to the Middle East.
Too bad Stupie never played it.
he goes to the highest bidder as most everybody knows
TSF, this governor’s endorsement. Crist is hugely popular-and not just Republicans. He has worked very well across the aisle, and pissed off many of the Kool-Aid sect by being too bipartisan. His endoesement of McCain ws huge in this area. People who knew nothing else about the race supported McCain ‘cuz Crist said to.
From MSNBC’s site … Time reporting that Giuliani to drop out …
and if THAT ticket comes to pass - i’d advise mccain to sleep very very lightly…..ambition is such a dangerous thing
gracias
MSNBC is reporting that Lieberman and McCain are in private discussions.
That’s hot.
Earlier when Tweety was calling the Democratic vote a “what we used to call a beauty contest” KO suggested he not go there … it was a good moment!
Tweety just froze for a while … nice to see
Looks like Keith to me, along with his student, Rachel!
From the CNN Exit Poll info: (h/t Siun for the link downstairs)
No data available on black voter preferences, because they were unable to find a large enough number of black GOP voters to get a statistically valid sample.
McCain got more than 50% among Cuban and other Hispanic voters (sadly for him, they made up only 10% of the voting population); Romney led McCain slightly among white voters.
Romney and Huckabee took even numbers of evangelicals; McCain and Romney took roughly even numbers of the non-evangelicals (with Huckabee getting only 4% of them).
Romney led among Bush-lovers; McCain among Bush-bashers.
Afghanistan is such a complete fiasco….sad sad
Sen. John McCain will win the Florida Republican primary, CNN projects based on election results and exit polling, edging out rival Mitt Romney.
Yep. I’ve seen and used that strategy many times. Probably the easiest way to win at Risk.
CNN projecting McCain
If Rudy drops out,he should take the Straight Talk Express back to New Yawk.
When she was in college, my stepmother would play Risk with a group of friends, and one of them *always* decided to be Hitler, and tried to take over the world from Northern Europe. He always lost.
Um, not sure if I’ve just triggered Godwin or not. Can I get a ruling?
Aren’t they fascinting Peterr?
Of course, exit polls are hard to read when there’s high early voting numbers - so you get a picture of today but with some limitations (did dedicated voters voter early? etc)
And so the Punch & Judi Show fades into the Florida sunset. But they would make great characters in a Carl Hiassen book.
Even if it’s just a picture of today, a lot of it probably still holds up.
The Neo-Cons versus the Trad-Cons. The Civil war the entire nation would benefit from.
With, hopefully, many becoming just plain old Cons.
Oh God, Brokaw talking about Rudy’s success in fighting crime in New York … hey Brokaw, haven’t you been listening to the New Yorkers ?
Looking at exit poll by gender. Democratic voters - 41% male, 59% female.
Repubilican voters - 56% male, 44% female.
Not sure, but I think given the context (gaming) you may be okay.
mccain declared the winner in fla! quel surprise…
Bad strategy there, way too many borders,it always turns into the playground.
That says a lot!
agreed … it’s an interesting view of how the electorate is shaped and there are always surprises
I’m wondering exactly what the relationship is between McCain and Bush/Cheney. I’ve never seen a repub bashed so fiercely by other repubs as they are doing to McCain. Where does that leave JoeLie. Did he know when he hitched on to McCain that he would alienate the most powerful repubs?
So now, who is speaking to JoeLie and McCain (besides Harry Reid)? They seem pretty isolated.
The war or the country?
but Rude y can always put on a happy face
http://www.liberalrapture.com/.....722369.jpg
Oh Lawd, if Short Ride shows up to gloat, I’m tossing a plant at the teevee …
Line judge says no Godwin violation. Allows play to continue.
No, he’s been busy listening to the Greatest Generation-earlier this evening he referred to the Mittster as “George Romney”
Put down the plant… pick up some socks…
Blast from the Past: Nine hours ago on Fox:
O’REILLY: OK. Now, I’ve been doing an analysis on the left-wing media, which is about 80 percent of the media, even in Florida. I mean, you know, most of the newspapers there are left wing. You’re getting hammered more than the others. You’re getting hit harder in almost every area. I spoke to you about this. I don’t know whether you remember, a couple of months ago. And I said they’re going to come after you, and I’m not exactly sure why. Do you know why the left-wing media has hit you harder than the other Republicans?
GIULIANI: Well, I think the Democrats have, those who have Democratic leanings have because I think they believe that I have the best chance of winning the general election, that I would run competitively in more states than anyone else, and therefore that I’d be a threat. I think that’s been true from the beginning.
I posted this downstairs, will repost;
too bad the extra-marital, fornicating, adulterating, bribe taking fireman murdering drag queen won’t be their candidate
he would fit in much better then either mccain or mutt…and be more beatable then either
ah me
now the whole sad ass country…the poor woman there…saw a program on the birth and infant death rates…oh another reason i loathe chimpie
now that mccain has been declared the winner - the real long knives will be coming out seriously on him…… he is so hated by the bushco repugs….. now casting him as a leebarule this is just precious lolol
Giuliani up on MSNBC. Quoting TR, I’m a fighter, we are fighting for the great causes of our times.
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha…………….oy
Rudy is going to endorse McCain - what’s in it for Rudy? Ministry of 9/11 portfolio?
Betcha Human Resources makes Tweety keep their three-word memo to him atop his desk whenever he’s on the air:
Don’t
Go
There
HEHEHEHEHE - btw petro i’ll be in toronto Easter week - dinner’s on me ;o}
Cool! When you coming to Texas?
Way OfT - switched from election to local station because it’s looking bad out there again - guess what’s on? The Biggest Loser.
There’s hopefully a certain symmetry there with the Repub outcomes, and all…
Or maybe I’m just tired - been a *long* day…
Rudy amazes that “Paul won al the debates.”
He is so repulsive to look at… isn’t he?
Rudy is begging for a job in the next republican administration. Judy is pissed, and demands White House time.
rudy …. “uplifting” - what was that hand gesture?
Oh, Gawd… he’s going to stay in?
tea all over da place
Easter hmmm ? I should be here as well … *g* … it’s a date !
I used to work with a guy who actually scribbled little notes to himself on his notepad, *reminding* himself to shut up.
sometime early summer according to my daughter ;o}
white house limos and 747s
ohhhh…. hope the videos capture the sweat on his bald head …. ow!
That damn Lieberman thinks he’s too clever by far.
The Losers for Lieberman Lobby is setting him up for the big fail.
I want someone to mark him for political destruction, so that when this is over he will be a pariah to BOTH parties.
Rudy: America must stay on offense in the war. “It’s not optional.” “Peace through overwhelming strength.”
Sue his ass!
Just a thoery, but I think McCain says “my friends…” a lot because he was taught that when speaking in public, he’ll be more relaxed if he imagines himself speaking to a small group of people.
A very small, stupid group of people.
It sounds like he’s giving the victory speech he’d planned for November …
he is a real masochist,no?
Hey Rudy–if we don’t get to see you by easter, don’t forget to hide the eggs!
He is the fascist’s wet dream of a leader.