Comments on: Actual CNN Headline: “Huckabee Challenges Romney Over Fried Chicken”

By: PillBilly

PillBilly — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:17:54 +0000

Huckabee… ain’t he the hillbilly Fat Ass? I’m no fan of Romney, but maybe the Huck could just take a clue here about how much deep-fried fat is in that frickin’ chicken skin. I’m just saying, you know?

By: secularhumanizinevoluter

secularhumanizinevoluter — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:48:34 +0000

Thas raght Yankee! Ya eatz ferIIIIId chicken wit da skin sos ya kin getz big n FAT, jes like tha Huckwannabee boys. Course ifin ya eatz nough o it, ya’ll er likly ta hang a stray DAWG by it’s NECK inna NOOSE n throw ROCKS at it till ya SLIT it’s THROAT, jes like the Huckwannabee boy. And then get away with it SCOT FREE, jes like the huckwannabee boy! They don’t call them thar southern boys meaner then rat shit fer nothin ya know…jes like the huckwannabee boys.

By: miasmo

miasmo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:08:52 +0000

Ya’ll might feel real good and all, what with being intellectually superior and what not, but if you don’t realize the political power that Huckabee taps when he takes on Northern full o’ shit elites like Mitt Romney, you guys are educated, but none too bright. Just sayin’.

So we’re not very bright for failing to fully appreciate the mind-blowing irrationality of Southerners?

(Disclaimer: I live in Georgia, and I do enjoy eating fried chicken skin, but anyone whose vot would be affected by such nonsense is a moron, regardless of what part of the country they may be from.)

By: miasmo

miasmo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:02:43 +0000

Aside from the breathtaking irrelevance of it all, in light of his book on healthy eating, Huckabee’s comments point out how full of shit the guy is.

By: TrueBlueCT

TrueBlueCT — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:37:33 +0000

Ya’ll might feel real good and all, what with being intellectually superior and what not, but if you don’t realize the political power that Huckabee taps when he takes on Northern full o’ shit elites like Mitt Romney, you guys are educated, but none too bright. Just sayin’.

By: Nick44

Nick44 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:23:07 +0000

That’s like getting General Tso’s crispy tofu and taking off the batter!

By: dstatton

dstatton — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:15:36 +0000

He’s named after Williard Marriott.

By: Fides

Fides — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:03:04 +0000

Didn’t Huckabee write a diet book, “Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork: A 12-Stop Program to End Bad Habits and Begin a Healthy Lifestyle”.

I mean, if you’re a strong proponent of healthy eating, isn’t KFC deep fried chicken skin sort of off the menu?

Heck, his last step is “STOP Fueling with contaminated food”. I’m no expert, but KFC deep fried batter dipped chicken skin strikes me as about as contaminated as it gets.

By: stratocruiser

stratocruiser — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:56:46 +0000

My dad was from Maryland, Mom from key West. For me, Scrapple over grits and a couple over easy on top.

By: Bustednuckles

Bustednuckles — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:51:08 +0000

You guy’s are grossing me out.
Headcheese is SO nasty.