67511071_0c71856aa7_m.jpgMcBobo is the Dr. Pangloss of conservative pundits. Surveying the mess that is currently the GOP field, the total meltdown of the front-runner and presumed nominee and the bitter schism between the Village Republicans who back Romney, the fundies who back Huck, and the hold-your-nose-and-vote-for-him crowd who backs McCain -- McBobo sees smiling unicorns jumping over rainbows:

Some of the contributors to The National Review’s highly influential blog, The Corner, look to Fred Thompson and Mitt Romney to save the conservative movement. Their hatred of McCain is so strong, it’s earned its own name: McCain Derangement Syndrome.

Yet a funny thing has happened this primary season. Conservative voters have not followed their conservative leaders. Conservative voters are much more diverse than the image you’d get from conservative officialdom.

They're so notoriously diverse those conservatives! Quick quiz: how many GOP front-runners want to:

  • End the war in Iraq
  • Provide universal health care
  • Aggressively deal with climate change

And if Willard is the National Review/Limbaugh-approved GOP candidate, and is currently winning the delegate count, how exactly have conservatives not followed their leaders? WTF?

In South Carolina, 34 percent of the Republican voters called themselves “very conservative,” but another 34 percent called themselves only “somewhat conservative” and another 24 percent called themselves “moderate.” Only 28 percent of the primary voters there said that abortion should be “always illegal.” This, I repeat, was in South Carolina, one of the most right-wing places in the country.

Just sheer silliness. These labels mean absolutely nothing when you don't attach them to specific issues. If you call yourself a "moderate" in South Carolina, it means you think the Confederate flag is only just a little awesome. And as far as abortion goes, that's double the national number on that particular question. Who does McBobo think he's fooling with this crap?

The lesson is not that the conservative establishment is headed for the ash heap. The lesson is that the Republican Party, even in its shrunken state, is diverse. Regular Republican voters don’t seem to mind independent thinking. There’s room for moderates as well as orthodox conservatives. Limbaugh, Grover Norquist and James Dobson have influence, but they are not arbiters of conservative doctrine.

Ah, those millions and millions of "regular" sensible pro-choice Republicans who ignore Limbaugh, Dobson, and Norquist, dislike George W. Bush, eschew Fox News and Ann Coulter -- all in search of a good gin and tonic Rockefeller Republican to back. No doubt, they're a thriving constituency among conservatives...in McBobo's mind.