With his book Liberal Fascism: From Justin to Kelly*, Jonah Goldberg has let go of one of the biggest intellectual farts of a gassy age. Yet still he manages to get his minions (the man has minions, says it all about modern American doesn’t it?) to whine:
What Fresh Hell Was That?! [Mark Hemingway]
I just watched Jonah’s interview on The Daily Show and my head is still spinning. What was that? The interview segment began with an apology from Jon Stewart saying that the interview lasted 18 minutes and they had to cut it. What ensued was a choppy mess, largely consisting of Stewart’s heated questions and then cutting away from Jonah before he could fully respond. It’s bad enough that people reviewing Jonah’s book can’t be bothered to read it. But inviting him on national TV, attacking the book and then randomly editing the whole thing into incoherence just seems to take things to a whole new level.
You know in television, professionals can manage to make an interview coherent IF they have a coherent subject. But when you have someone who has incoherent ideas apparently formed by watching Gilligan’s Island & Star Trek for hours on end and then writes a book claiming Fascists are Liberals you get, well, six minutes of the Doughy Pantload.
I’m willing to bet the full 18 minutes pretty much has the intellectual heft of the Teletubbies without the underlying charm.
Making Jonah, "Doughywinkie".
*Somebody beat me to that nickname…damn damn damn)
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stoopit cretin
oh zed?
hey liberal fascist ….Orwellspeak…Jonah sad little chickenhawk
Hi Attaturk. oh yes.
Zed!
I guess I should consider myself lucky to get not know who Justin and Kelly are, or why anyone would want to span the large distance from J to K. I was lucky enough to have kids who grew up before Teletubies, but I know the one with a purse was targted by the wingnut as gay. I presume that was usual wingnuttery, as you would not want to besmirch the names of gays by comparing them to Jonah.
Gonna have to catch the replay this morning just to see the fun.
extremely easy to make very good money in America….lie your ass off. no,its not an art
In response to a piece in Media Matters, I wrote the following and cc’ed Jonah:
To which he responded:
To which, yeah, he never calls Mussolini a liberal, but he fudges the distinction between socialist and liberal quite a bit, so I’m not quite ready to admit I’m wong on that.
Imus to Cramer this morning: are we in recession?
Cramer: yes.
18 hundreds of a second, tops…
More meat than hours with the Pantload…
The “R” Word–now that somebody’s cut thru the pretense and crap, maybe they can start fixing it.
Wonder if Bernanke will be this candid to Congress today?
No. (took me less than 18 hundreths of a second to come up with that)
no scheiss… my spec exactly
K-Lo weighs in (and you know how that can be…”Cheap jokes for $200, Alex”):
Damn them and their non-FoxNews non-knob polishing — they must be…FASCISTS!
Doughy Pantload himself (4th one down the middle): http://www.thedailyshow.com/
I’d bet dollars to doughnuts shrub’s gonna stomp his feet and DEMAND permanent tax cuts….and we all know what the dims do when *that* happens. :-(
If you want coherence from the Doughty One, you have to knead him for more than just 18 minutes.
As any baker can tell you, if you don’t knead long enough, you end up with something that is dense and flavorless.
Hey, Norske – here’s yer helmet!
Ah, the smell of Broder in the morning.
Commenting on the lack of executive experience among the Democratic candidates:
Apparently the WaPo spell check program replaces the phrase”Bill Clinton” with “Ronald Reagan”.
Fabulous!
Looks like a jellyfish.
I am always amazed at how whiny the tough on crime, bomb-’em into the stone age right wingers get when they are challenged verbally.
Stewart should have asked the Doughy Pantload to refute the following assertion. If Saddam Hussein wasn’t a conservative, why did he call his elite forces the Republican Guards?
-G
‘Morning again. Did I miss Marion?
If it looks like a Pantload, and sounds like a Pantload, it has to be Jonah Goldberg. Stewart had him an incoherant mess by the time the interview was over. Is the full interview posted anywhere, all 18 minutes of it? (18 minutes of missing tape and a republican? What? Never heard of that before?)
Yeah, he does. So does that cosmic cloud.
Yea, she was here earlier.
Sorry to go way OT so early in the day, but I think it’s important for all of us who are against retroactive immunity to see this from commenter Jim White wrt Glenn Greenwald’s column:
Again, sorry for the OT, but I know Firepups are interested in this issue. I’m going to give Edwards some $$ today and urge that he “rant” on this topic. Anyone with an in to the Edwards folks might want to make a contact.
OT
CIA’s work is coming along very well. From Juan Cole this morning
Yer killin me over here.
Did everyone go back to bed?
I hope they post the entire interview somewhere though, saying it was drivel and proving it’s drivel are two differant things
I certainly hate when they cut out interviews I agree with, and I understand their frustration
Freedom means freedom to be a narco-terrorist. I love the smell of Poppy, err, poppies in the morning.
-G
morning ecahn
a commnet on your quote;
members of this administratin are dispensationalists, they think the apocalyse is a GOOD thing and they want to be tools that call the rhapsody forth
I find your prose Rapture-ous.
Good morning perris.
Not sure I am up to speed enough to catch all the subtlties of 4 horses and Admin policy, but note that my interpretation was that the Iraq poppy crop was a success for the CIA. It has been my observation that where ever “illegal” drugs are the CIA is an instigator. There are all those black ops that Congress won’t fund.
I presume the Archangel Gabriel will be around for the Rapture. Are there any rhapsodies for trumpet? I can’t think of any offhand…
I saw the interview last night. It was a real hoot. It looked like pantload was just holding his head in his hands at the end.
msmolly: Thanks for bringing that over here. I know the Edwards camp reads here so I hope they take our plea seriously. I supported Edwards in 2004 and really want to again. I don’t think this is too much to ask.
Music for the Endtimes.
Well, if the Edwards camp reads here I’ll promise to toss a minimum of $50 into his campaign chest if he comes out against retroactive immunity. If the statement is particularly strong I’ll up the ante.
I hope so, it would be great if john stopped by for a chat so if they’re listening, make the suggestion, would be nice
Edwards should coordinate a once/qtr fundraising drive across all of netroots, on a single day so that the influence is really visible.
But do you suppose that he wants to be that closely identified with us?
I would like to come up with a more effective phrase then “retroactive immunity”
something like;
“amnesty for those that helped officials steal”
something with more bite then “retroactive immunity”
how bout
“pre emptive pardon for stealing my stuff”?
Everyone please feel free to make the suggestion if I’m not around. I’ll be in and out quite a bit today.
Could someone move this idea over to a “quick post” on Edwards’ blog?
Actually, I would like to hear alot more about the constant infringement of our Constitution and the Bill of Rights by this Administration from all the Dem candidates. I want them to stand up against a chief executive officer that breaks the laws he’s sworn to execute, and who has broken the public trust in so many different ways, including usurping the powers of the Legislative and Judicial branches. I want to hear that before I vote, so that I know they are aware of what abuse of power is, and that they won’t do it too.
since he wants to take out coporate sponsorship of elections I think assoiciating with us would be perfect
Jonah boy was on Morning Joe this morning, opining that Obama would is a good candidate, and that he (Obama) was right to say that Reagan set off a new trajectory for America in 1980, in a way that Tricky Dick and the Big Dawg did not.
I’m standing right beside you on this
I wasn’t thinking about the substance. I was thinking about the appearance. If he raised money on netroots in a highly visible way, then Hillary and Obama and the MSM would characterize him as way to the left of center, and divisive. Thus he would lose some of the middle class votes that he is after.
I think he will use the netroots, but not in the same was a Paul uses his supporters. Edwards is not an idealogue, and can’t afford to look like one.
As moderate as we know ourselves to be, the public opinion is that we’re socialists or worse.
If Lucianne’s offspring and Andrew Sullivan agree on something,
I would be inclined to run quickly in the other direction.
Just the sort of support that Obama was looking for. Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
the thing about talking about the infringement of our constitution is that it is a little obtuse
constitutional protections have specific purposes and it’s better to point out the ramifications of violating the constitution rather then the abscure principle
for instance;
“I don’t want these people using the cover of their office to look up my wife’s dress, listen to my daughters conversation or follow my kid to the bathroom, I don’t want them reading my bussiness logs and stealing my valuable information, I don’t want to have to compete against my own work”
the republican base are pretty much morons and unless we point out WHY we don’t want the constitution violated they just will not understand
The Apocalypse Clock is moving closer to midnight. Now we have Pakistan military posts getting overrun by 300/400 militants at a time.
The wacky wingers say that we must go on the offensive to defang the terrorists, yet everythng they do creates more and more of them.
A self fulfilling prophecy where they can keep pointing to the worsening crises and shriek at just how dangerous the terrorists have become.
-G
Even if he has already made strong statements against Telecom Immunity who would know?
A new study finds that John Edwards doesn’t exist
Yes, but he still can characterize the stance as fighting corporate law-breaking. That is a central feature of both his campaign and his career. The stance itself should get the most attention in the media, with the large amount of money raised being the reason the stance gets attention.
while I agree the attempt might be made, I think the block and parry would be extremely effective;
“the net roots is not left of center?
that’s a buzz term used to incite and it’s far from reality, they are THE center, they are the majority, what they want for this country is what most of us want, what what the forefathers prescribed, they stand for the constitution, the rule of law, they stand against corporate bought law…how is that left of center?”
and then the discussion would beging, they might bring up some looney ideas and claim they are net roots and edwards would point out they were not net roots they were loonies
eCAHN:
Another thing we have in common is watching Morning Joe. I really like Mika. And Joe is changing his colors a little bit since his days as a Congressman. The “interview” with Giuliani was a hoot. That guy (Rudy) is completely deluded…
Works for me!
Well, then, does it seem strange to you that there has been a mysterious absence of any questions to any candidate of either party regarding any of this administrations over-reaches? I’d sure like to know why that is? It’s almost like a quiet conspiracy to keep the truth away from the people. (If we don’t say anything, maybe it won’t be so!)
Swedish police thwart terrorist attack. Bill O’Reilly is questioned as a suspect.
-G
Repub caller on Cspan compares the opposition in Iraq to roaches, who scurry to another area when we attack.
If we don’t view them as people it’s easier to kill.
Your point is unfortunately all too well understood.
you raise a great point and it’s one of the reasons they didn’t want kucinich in the debate
OT–apologies:
Loony bin Huckaberry:
Your point is unfortunately all to well understood.
I sure can’t explain it.
Why no complaints about no Osama? just as another example
LOL! I actually saw one of those (vibrating…) when I was there in 2002…
OT,
This firepup got an anonymous H/T from Glenzilla quoting Froomkins’Chat yesterday. Where the hell is West Union Iowa? Under ten inches of snow on a school closing day.
“West Union, Iowa: What’s your take on how the upcoming FISA renewal will play out?
Dan Froomkin: I’m betting on Bush beating the Democrats into submission again. So far, that’s been a safe bet.”
http://www.salon.com/opinion/g…..index.html
this is up at c and l right now, the quotes vs anotations is too difficult to make so please to go and read it over there in proper context;
oops, my cut up went into the next topic, sorry
That is the very reason for the framing… “illegal” or “Muslim” or “Arab”, to dehumanize them.
The worst are those who don’t have a clue about the make up the Middle East. Iranians are NOT Arabs.
It is the point of Goldberg’s book about Liberals. He is dehumanizing us by equating us to Nazi’s or Mussolini.
Hey, it was only a few weeks ago that some Giuliani lackey in NH was bandying about the idea of genocide.
Troubled times indeed.
-G
Speaking of raw dough-McCain apparently is saying he will consider Lieberloser as his vp (via raw).
nope–drove halfway cross town in subzero weather on morning rounds…back again and catching up. Worth it for GregB’s suggested question re Saddam’s Republican Guard. LOL
Excellent. A two time loser.
-G
We’ve already done genocide in Iraq. What’s the problem?
And consider what an AWFUL vp candidate he was the last time….
Yup.
we’ve been saying that for months now
How dare you insult purple fingers and painted schools.
-G
In their own country, yet! Heckofa job, Bushie!
youtube available? RG’s delusionary state cannot get enough exposure
For example.
The NYT wrote today/yesterday of the concern about his poor results of his backers in the NY/NJ/CT region that his strategy of ignoring early primaries was faulty.
Poor NYT has forgotten one week later that he did not ignore NH, in fact out spent others on ad buys and to take into consideration the fact that voters do have preferences and may have heard a few bad things about him.
Dipping my head in purple ink in chame.
new post upstairs
In this morning’s WaPo, Novakula’s trying his best to restart the Clinton-Obama pie fight:
“Before Tuesday night’s Democratic debate in Las Vegas, both campaigns declared an end to the “race debate” over whether Martin Luther King Jr. or Lyndon B. Johnson was more responsible for civil rights legislation. But the fight really was about the Clintons resenting an obstacle on their return to the White House. A prominent Democrat who saw the former president this week described him as “furious, outraged, angry and utterly dismissive of Obama.”
Sorry, no linky to the undead.
You got that right!
I heard last night on the news (on Olbermann, I think) that the DOJ claims that the tapes are reused to record newer information over the old, as is the “industry standard,” whatever that means.
that’s recoverable though, it’s really not that big an issue
i agree to a certain extent that, but i question why the “center” is the goal… the center brought us bill clinton and the possibility of hillary. it leads to the amorphousness of obama. plus there are NO republicans anywhere close to the “center”… so what is the center except a form of republican lite?
in terms of policy direction, every new initiative that has become standard for the candidates come from left of center. and the longer that edwards keeps the tension on the left, the better- hopefully all the way to the white house.
Agreed, but let’s don’t blame it on too much Star Trek watching. If only our society were as progressive as the Federation of Star Trek.
This interview was awesome! In spite of the political issues surrounding the writers strike, I posted it on my own site because I felt like it had significant educational value. It was obvious that the cuts were due to Goldbrick’s inability to explain his position on anything. At the end, Stewart just leans back in his chair imitating frustrated boredom. Sheer genius. Highly recommended.