I’d like to thank cable broadcasting for allowing a creative avenue for the truly deranged. It allows Glenn Beck something to do besides masturbating and drowning puppies.

I have to tell you, I said on my radio show today, I`m beginning to come to a place where I just — I love my grandfather, but I just want to slap himself across the face for liking FDR. I think that was one evil son of a bitch.

Yeah, all that SOB ever did is win his wars, and he didn’t even have to compare people to Hitler — he presided over the defeat of the real deal. Not to mention virtually every successful domestic program still on-going that people like you can only whine about. From Social Security to rural electrification. Even Beck’s proclaimed heroes Ronald Reagan and Newt Gingrich consider FDR the "greatest President of the 20th Century" and with good reason. He was, the dominant figure of what was termed "the American Century".

Compare and contrast. FDR strides American history as a colossus. Glenn Beck whines about how the hospital was not nice enough to him after he had his ass operated on and dreams of beating his grandparents.

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