Omigod, I better start paying attention to the real news. OJ is getting custody of Britney’s kids? That’s big. That’s really big. I’m signing off so I can pay full attention to Entertainment Tonight.

Well…

OJ will be in Vegas long enough trying to decide if he can move enough memoralabilia to make bail to be a write-in candidate for the caucus tomorrow. He may get custody of Britney’s kids, but he’s got serious competition from a gamut of Baby Daddies. What I can confirm at this time, Ray, is that for his campaign, OJ has already decided to take a page out of Hillary Girl’s Rove Playbook–i.e. “Ahmm from Chicago transplanted to Arkansas and ah Hung with Troopers when ah thought Bill was boogying with Jen Flowers and ah can kick terrrissst ass and these wussie boy/sissies can’t. And ah’ll bitchslap ‘em on the terrrist Issue everah chance ah get.”

She don’t have no details on how she’d deal with domestic terrrrrrrissssssm at the homeland. She don’t have no details as to how she’d pay for or implement health care for the 49 million uninsured. She does have a list of details on what her staff thinks is important to bullshit about in every state where there is a campaign.

Hillary Girl gonna wave the wand and get spiffy jobs brimmin’ with perks for every unemployed American.

Hillary girl big on your civil liberties–she’s fairly obsessed with ‘em. Heap big plans to get ‘em back when you explain what the problem might be with wiretapping.

Hillary girl gonna do hands on management of the economy–no slide into a recession like Ms. Greenspan’s husband’s not taking steps to head off the mortgage crisis.

I just can’t believe Americans (in spite of their OJ/Britney Custody Hearing/Gossip Girl obsession)

Omigod, I better start paying attention to the real news. OJ is getting custody of Britney’s kids? That’s big. That’s really big. I’m signing off so I can pay full attention to Entertainment Tonight.

But do you think this administration will do any thing for them?

Ummm, simplify their food chain from dumpster to dining in delerious declinations of depravity?

and if Hillary were the candidate, I’d consider voting Present.

And I’d vote her not fit for presentation in civil society.

I an hoping he gets this impeachment going we can’t afford to let these criminals get off scott free!

As in Capt. Scott in Antarctica in ‘11 dying of scurvy, malnutrition and hypothermia? I’m thinking now that we have George Bush on world tour… Antacrtica is where he can claim to help the world come to peace, and prove it.

what realistic chance did Huckabee have?

About the same as Truman’s in ‘42.

Looks like we went to different schools together…

Looks can be deceiving.