droghedaThe primaries are a great way to get basically nice, friendly people who agree on broad principles to despise each other because they support different candidates. That’s why primary season is so much goddamn fun.

Wheee. (Bleats despondent note on kazoo as party-hat streamers dangle cheerlessly.)

Anyway, if primary wrangling is as depressing to you as it is to me, you may be in the market for some good news. And I seem to have some lying around somewhere… ah, here we go. In New York, Gov. Spitzer does something good. From his state of the state:

In the name of all of those who have served on our behalf, I will send you a bill guaranteeing New York’s returning combat veterans a benefit that covers the full cost of SUNY or CUNY tuition, and that can be used at any college or university in New York State.

That’s great, and one can hope that the pledge includes money to provide these colleges & universities with the resources some of more traumatized of these vets will need to handle the transition into civilian life. Because, to tell the truth, in many ways we’re not really ready to handle their needs, as some of us have already discovered. (Disclosure: my wife wrote the post I just linked to, and we both teach in SUNY-system community colleges.) And these needs must be met. It’s our duty.

In other good news, Spitzer is pledging more overall dough for NY’s public higher education system, to be paid for, hopefully, through lottery revenues. Which is fine by me, as long as the scheme involves tuition benefits for low-income students: state lotteries are of course a regressive tax, so it would be nice if those who by and large pay this tax got something back for it. Like, affordable access to college level math classes where it could be calmly explained why it’s not a very good idea to spend money on lottery tickets. (Full disclosure: I buy a Lotto ticket every so often, but then, I never said I wasn’t innumerate. I’m in the humanities, you know.)

Naturally, there are some who don’t think it’s necessarily a good idea for states to sink cash into higher education, since the benefits of such investments are hard to calculate. Which is true enough. But then again, states have sunk a hell of a lot of money into prisons over the past couple of decades, and if THAT’S made our economies boom, I must have missed it. And on the federal level, I’m skeptical, for some reason, that this imbecilic war in Iraq is going to end up paying for itself anytime soon, much less turning a profit. Might as well have bought a freaking lottery ticket for that one.

I know I’m a commie perfesser and everything, but I’d sort of prefer public monies be spent on making us all less dumb, and perhaps healthier, rather than frittered away on harebrained wingnut boondoggles like the incarceration industry and ludicrous sub-contracted wars where we can piss away money (and lives) for everything except a fucking independent auditor.

Anyway. Wingnut Crap of the Week will return next Saturday, if the right blogosphere cooperates by being less predictable and tedious in their collective idiocy in the coming week. I’m totally holding my fucking breath.

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