picture-spa-treatments.jpgVoila! The studio moguls have an excuse for not returning to the negotiating table with the WGA: seaweed wraps and tee times.

Nothing like a super-expensive, luxury spa vacay for the upper ranks while the minions are on strike, I suppose. Although it does kinda undercut that whole "pity us, we can't afford to pay the writers fairly for their work" narrative. Via United Hollywood:

It turns out that next Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, the hardworking heads of all Viacom, CBS, and Paramount Entertainment Divisions will be enjoying "award-winning accommodations," "world-renowned" spa treatments," "AAA Five Diamond" gourmet dining, and round after exhilarating round of "championship quality" golf during an executive retreat at The Boulders Resort and Golden Door Spa.

Oh, and anybody wanna guess where Boulders is located?

No really, go ahead and guess. Because even if we weren't three months into a painful strike, pounding the pavement of our picket-lines, fighting for a fair deal, struggling to make our rent and feed our families...you definitely still can't write this kind of thing.

Ready?

Carefree, Arizona.

That's right. CAREFREE. Maybe you've heard of it? It's a little town somewhere between Footloose and Fuckem.

I hope at that rumored $100,000 a month salary for their screw the unions consulting fee, Fabiani and Lehane are at least buying a round of single malts and apple-tinis for all the big bosses between massages and yogalates classes. WGA wags have dubbed them "Liars and Fibs." If the nickname fits, fellas...

Why yes, this is the same Viacom that owns the rights to The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Why do you ask?