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(Pictured: George W. Bush, the personification of Karl Rove's favorite virtues.)

In case you missed it, Rover was given a foot massage featured in this month's Vanity Fair's "Proust Interview."

Here are my favorite two responses:

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Quiet confidence.

And,

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Not being authentic.

Absolutely hilarious.