No political stuff for me today; I’m just going to focus entirely on doing my subversive liberal best to undermine Christmas.

If Twisted Sister and a Katharine Harris lookalike doing "O Come All Ye Faithful" isn’t enough for you, how about Darth Vader’s younger brother Chad lounging in his smoking jacket and "Christmas pants" and singing "Santa Baby"?

How about a borderline death metal song called "Christmas Is Awesome"? You haven’t lived ’till you’ve seen death metal performed in festive Christmas tree sweaters.

Or a David Hasselhoff Christmas medley?

The inimitable Grace Jones singing "Little Drummer Boy" on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse? Or the Bing Crosby and David Bowie version ("Sir Percival lets me use his piano when he’s not around"), for that matter?

But for the piece de resistance, I’m not sure anything can top RuPaul singing "Santa Baby" while being heckled by his/her own evil twin ("A ring, honey, and I don’t mean around the collar!")…

Go forth and spread these around, and I guarantee that in no time at all, the hobnailed boot of Christmas will be nothing more than a warm, fuzzy, distant memory.

(Some videos by way of the shadowy and mysterious Codename V.


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