How did Jamie Lynn Spears get pregnant?
According to her mom, Jamie Lynn was a good girl who always respected her curfew and girls like that usually don’t get pregnant. So the answer is, no one knows.Could Kevin Federline have made Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant?
No. This is one of those rare instances when someone got pregnant and Kevin Federline was not involved.Now that Jamie Lynn is pregnant, will Zoey, the character she plays on Nickelodeon, get pregnant, too?
No. Remember, Jamie Lynn is a real person and Zoey is just a made-up character. Plus, Nickelodeon is owned by an angry old man named Sumner Redstone who doesn’t let people get pregnant. So there is absolutely no way Zoey will get pregnant. Instead, Zoey will get canceled.
I’ll probably just tell the dogs that the bonus padlock on her chastity belt was recalled and call it a day.



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Zed?
zed also?
Zed, but for dial-up! Now trois
a case of another evangelical’s kid going off the mark – ho-hum….next
And yes, telling the dogs a fine little story and moving on to Christmas cookies sounds like a fine idea for such a silly little American hang-up.
I seem to recall a few situations when I was growing up where the “good girl” wound up pregnant even though she never missed her curfew.
But it also sounds like some folks believe Jamie Lynn is another immaculate conception. “However could this have happened?”
Hiya Jane. Howdy y’all. If a kid is old enough to watch Zoey 101, she’s old enough to know how girls get pregnant and how to avoid getting pregnant.
now tell me why this is news? teens fuck – some get preggers – some dont…
“Jamie Lynn was a good girl who always respected her curfew”
That one cracked me up…because you can only get pregnant after curfew?
She got pregnant just like everyone else, playing hide the weinie.
Two christmas wishes for jamie lynn… a share of that money her mother got from the “baby photoshoot” and court-directed emancipation along with the money. That and a move to some place far, from from Hollywood, paparazzi, her maninpulative relatives (including her sister) and all that. She might actually have a chance and so might her kid.
I personally wish her all the best, and her child too.
Aloha, Missy! I think Nick could do a documentary showing the process and enlighten the Zoey viewers…
More of the same MSM=Murdoch, Viacom, /Disney,
Clearfear channel brain-rot being offered up as news.Million Dollar Baby
I did a post about Jamie Lynn a few days ago, and then another one about teen pregnancy and contraceptives.
(Since I am only allowed to blogwhore once a day …. today’s post is just cute little animals dressed up for Christmas.)
now maybe we’ll get past this abstinence talk – kids are going to have sex – lets prepare them and give them birth control resources
I’m waiting for the reality show.
Ack no!
Belief makes a poor prophylactic
Hi, everyone!
Now that I think of it, I’ve never seen a pimped out mobile home.
Hiya PhysioProf.
Blending ignorance and stupidity is a dangerous mix. These kids (and they ARE kids) need information and lots of care at home.
Tis the season…. Virgin birth?
Now ya did it. Soda pop all over my new laptop.
Dr. Phil: Lynne Spears is a ‘Great Mother’
“How did Jamie Lynn Spears get pregnant?
According to her mom, Jamie Lynn was a good girl who always respected her curfew and girls like that usually don’t get pregnant. So the answer is, no one knows.”
Bah hahahahaha! You’d think at least this answer could have sounded like this: *whispering* Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend put his hot dog in her bun.
LOL Oh, but no, the reich wingers have to leave it open ended like it was an immaculate conception or something! Oh that is so freaking funny.
“Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son”
Hmmm, the MSM wants to direct the discussion of Jamie Lynn’s preggodicament as an opportunity to discuss
morality and ethicsabstinence and teenage pregnancies as they have ignored the blowing up to smithereens of Iraqi civilians for the past 4 years. I wonder if the MSM reporting would be different if Jamie Lynn wasn’t blonde blue-eyed and creamy complexion?“I personally wish her all the best, and her child too.”
ditto, All the best and glad she gets plenty of sleep. If hollywood were zipped up we all might have a better attitude towards life and our planet.
Mary, jesus mother probaly did the same thing. Let’s start telling the truth that would solve a load of problems.
One thing that seems to be swept under the rug, is the fact, Jamie wasn’t of the ‘Age of Consent’… Hmmm…
Same here. I heard that she wants to go to Louisiana State. That sounds good.
Exactly. LOL
I read some speculation about charging her boyfriend.
Do they ever really do that?
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
That would explain the boyfriend’s muteness on the subject…
Yes.
Whenever you see the charge of “statutory rape” it is because the girl (or boy) is below the age of consent.
But I know girls who are 15 or 16 that live with 22 yr old guys.
Back in the old, old days when people counted how many months had passed since the wedding, my Episcopal Priest Dad had a not-from-the-pulpit explanation for varying gestation times.
“The first one can come any time. After that it takes nine months.”
That they do, Missie, particularly, if the father is four or more years the elder…
Heh, my wife’s friends swore up and down that was the reason we married… A year and a half later, my daughter was born… *g*
Heh, my wife’s friends swore up and down that was the reason we married… A year and a half later, my daughter was born… *g*
The age of consent varies in each state. I think some may be as low as 13 or 14 while others have it set at 18.
I think Texas probably has a lower age, right?
Sorry, Folks, I had a ‘database error’… 8-(
no pun intended! merry x-mas!!!111
I couldn’t get in at all for 5 min.
Me too.
I can sign up for WordPress now though………
I googled
TEXAS 18
The age of consent in Texas is considered to be 17 years of age, however,
until the minor turns 18, he or she can only have sexual relations with
someone 2 years older.
Consent Laws
and her parents knew she was sleeping with her manfriend….
Cassie, one word of advice, Abstinence! It does work… ;-)
Evening all…Just a quick drive-by Merry Christmas to all, and to say I miss you all! Be back online with a new computer soon, so, until then, peace to you all.
Thanks CT. Ugh,
Somebody was good this year… Merry Xmas! 8-)
No it doesn’t. Not unless you have education to go with it
A child tends to put a big crimp in one’s collegiate aspirations, Ma Cheri…!
someone tickled her ivories.
anywy, RIP Oscar Peterson
Gotta bail. I have that mandatory last minute shopping thing yet to do.
I must thrive on pressure or something.
Merry Christmas.
Hey CT! No, I wasn’t particularly good this year..just a good, solid, central FL-style lightning strike. Cooked my TV, cable box, modem, and computer.
A new ‘puter is thus necessary. :(
I whole-heartedly agree, Bra!
bye busted!
Just back from getting stocking stuffers for the ET family. MADNESS!!
I don’t have the slightest clue who Jamie Lynn Spears is. Does that make me really old, or what? Is she related to Brittany? Is it worth my time to google or wikipedia Jamie Lynn? If I do, will that help make her un-pregnant?
Oof, that sux! My condolences…
Night all. See you soon.
God bless ya ET.
I wish I could say that.
Jamie Lynn is Britney’s little sister. No need to waste time with the google or wiki.
ET, read the links I posted at #15!
for some reson the comments are being swallowed by the response box – i have to keep refreshing the site to follow the comments…bummer ;o(
Based on BK’s #66, I think I’ll stay a Jamie Lynn virgin. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. And you’re cheating, Kassie – you said you can only mention your blog 1X a day.
The toobz are acting up today, I couldn’t get Air America for awhile, I’m happy they’re back up in time for my sweetie’s show, Rachel…
:( I was giving info. :(
Don’t tell Santa, OK?
(Or Suzanne.)
Oh no. Sigh. Thanks for everything, Oscar.
Isn’t AAR all repeats?
Hey ya’ll! Off to the UU Fellowship for their candle gig, Rev Deb would be proud of a pagan like me!
No she wasn’t, she was merely referring ya to her earlier blog-whore, err… comment… 8-P
RonD,
That happened to me several years ago. Lightning went right through our phone line, killed it, killed the computer. I found out that those surge protectors do wear out after a while.
Nope, it’s original… I *heart* Rachel…
Well, Oscar Peterson had a full, rich, incredibly creative life. He taught this white guy a lot about the purity of keyboard jazz. I was just listening to another white boy playing Oscar’s Hymn to Freedom the other night….
Hey ET, Oscar Peterson (another Great Canuck) taught even this yogi a thing or two about life and living !
Evenin’ all !
Bye y’all. Merry Christmas.
Petro, Betsy started a yoga class!
the jazz greats are slowing dying off and where are the new talented jazzicians to take their place? i cant think of any that can fill their shoes imo
Big Hugs to you, Betsy and the family !!!
Hah ! Betsy, you truly are an inspiration !!!
The Marsalis and Neville families have added some but I get your point.
Hiya Juslin, give them young uns time, they’ll mature into fine wine … Wynton & Co. have time to reach perfection …
i still listen to all the masters and slowing replacing my LPs with cds as i find them…oscar peterson trio – ahhhhhhh thats music !
Lot’s of middle aged and younger jazz greats out there, imo. The past few decades require a little digging to find them, but it’s well worth it.
A rather extensive list, eh? 8-)
Mele Kalikimaka, Petro!
OT: Per Mitt Romney:
Glenzilla quotes Jim Henley:
Hey Buddy … and to you and yours !!!
hey petro – true indeed what you said..hows TO and you doing? i’ll be returning in the spring…jus sayin lol
We’re jousting between snow and rain .. LOL … see you in the spring unless we’re under water … *g*
Dood, the Summer melt off of the permafrost and Arctic Ice might just do the trick, too…
I know CT. I know … that’s why I asked Santa for a very large Boat under my tree … *g*
here in new jersey on the 24th of december its 50F – now whats this about global warming? arggggggggggggg lol its not funny!
Ya could float on over here then… *g*
Gawd! We heard you the first time for crying out loud!!!! LOL Just kidding.
Well, it’s the same where I am. It’s been bitter cold here in Maine for a month or so with the wind-chill well below zero and then the Winter Solstice hits and….BAMMO!…40 degree weather and lots of rain to wash some of the snow away which exposed the very yucky and ugly sand in the snow banks. Now everything is brown instead of white! Darn it. A brown Christmas…
Pfft … with some good BCBud, I wouldn’t need the Boat ! *g*
In one hour at 8pm Eastern Standard Time, “A Christmas Story” will be aired for 24 hours straight. Can’t wait!
*airing on TBS ;-)
*kaff* *kaff* I know, dood… Ain’t it cool…? ;-)
i hear ya too – 2 days of rain and no snow in sight – bummer…it’d be nice to really have some snow down here this winter – but to one and all merry xmas, happy chanukah and happy kwanza :o)oh and happy festivus….
Kay, when the clouds part I could send ya pixs of my white Xmas, from here on the Big Isle, we’ve had white-out conditions atop Mauna Kea… *g*
Christy has a new post up…
LOL