I'm dusting off the airblown lawn snowglobe nativity scene snark. (No, I'm not kidding. You honestly can buy an inflatable nativity scene that pelts the baby Jesus with fake plastic snow.) As I said in the original post:
Nothing says "We're religious!" quite like having an inflatable lawn ornament that pelts the Christ child with fake plastic snow bits, let me tell you. I feel diminished in the eyes of the Lord because we don't have one....
As usual, Kung Fu Monkey sums up the current seasonal in-your-face-ness with the appropriate level of snark. Classy, indeed. This year, though, I thought I'd pull together some links to some other laughs around the internets. Because, frankly, who can't use some HO HO HO this year?
-- Go elf yourself.
-- Oh, the snark:
A grand total of 18 staff members and supporters -- some wearing pins proclaiming "Proud member of Tom's Army Against Amnesty" -- stood to the side and fought back tears. Adding to the pain, the Marriott restaurant, just steps from the meeting room where Tancredo quit the race, was serving a "South of the Border Thursday" lunch buffet.
The supporters passed by the restaurant and went upstairs to a hotel room to mourn their candidate's departure from the race. Conveniently, all the Tancredo supporters were able to fit in one elevator.
Pam has more at Pandagon. For the record, Tancredo threw his paltry support to Willard. There's a match made in a clown car, as Pam puts it. Especially amusing given this YouTube where Tancredo says Willard supports amnesty.
-- Is our candidates learning?
-- The Phoenix has gathered all the year's cool phrases so you can pretend to know what you are talking about online. Whew, thank goodness, because Double Gitmo lives on in infamy. (via Digby)
-- The stupid. Ow. It burns.
-- Creepiest photo of the week.
-- Making Light on fun with pollsters.
-- Not funny in the ha ha sort of way, but more in the WTF way: why do so many in the press point out the failings of their profession without ever bothering to correct the probems themselves? Anyone? And while I'm at it, can someone get to Stoller's questions, too -- what gives? And speaking of WTF...
-- Bringing the nation together, GOP/Huckabee-style. "Compassionate conservative" makes a comeback of sorts. Meanwhile, skippy has some thoughts on Ron Paul's donor base. lambert has a few questions about the treatment of dogs. (warning: not funny at all) And GroupNewsBlog tackles Rudy.
-- Wolcott dispatches the fact free among us.
-- Would be funny...if there weren't so much truth to it. (Well, not really funny. SIGH)
-- And, finally, the NYTimes put together "the year's memorable political lines" into a sometimes humorous, sometimes flatter'n a pancake attempt at snarking on political idiocy. I just know there is better material out there, so I thought I'd give everyone a shot at one-upping them. Go to it.
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Christy!
CHS!
Told them downstairs; now to read.
Good morning Christy!
Hi Christy.
Australian Santas have to say “Ha, Ha, Ha” now. Here’s one who got fired for saying “Ho, ho, ho.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071205/od_nm/santa_dc
Morning all. How’s life in your neck of the woods this morning? The Peanut is in full Christmas break mode here. “Mom, is Santa coming tomorrow?” Being four is not exactly a high patience zone…
ZOMG!
Sorry OT. This may be old news, but how awful for the family..
CLEVELAND — Perry Kucinich, brother of U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich, was found dead Wednesday morning at his east-side home.
Perry Kucinich was found face down by another brother, Larry Kucinich, at about 9 a.m.
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/1.....ef=topnews
We are off to see my four year old Grand. Its her Birthday too, on the 23rd!
I’ll check in from time to time.
I haven’t gone through all the links yet, but here’s a weird one. My sister called to ask WTF about bumper stickers she saw on a car in Portland OR: One sticker said “Outlaw the Federal Reserve” and the other said “Ron Paul for President.”
My husband and I have a favorite yard that we drive by at Christmastime, where a giant Frosty the Snowman stands guard over the baby Jesus and his family. lol!
jackie — saw that a couple of days ago. So sad.
snowbird — have a fab day with the b-day kiddo. :)
oops. make that “abolish the Federal Reserve” on that bumper sticker. I had a brain fart. Anyhow, I explained to her how that perfectly summed up the Ron Paul following. She then asked if they were the same guys over in Idaho stockpiling weapons. . .
Morning Christy.
My dad just sent me a video clip from FOX NOISE about the “oxyclinton” pill. Ack!
Oy Betsy — ’tis the season, I suppose. The fact that this is only going to get worse as we keep moving toward November is no consolation, either.
Morning Christy,
It’s my youngest’s b-day today. He’s 14.
(Yikes, that was a busy xmas, 14 years ago.)
We are starting the day out right by going out to breakfast and then hitting the video store.
And, Happy Solstice to everyone…
btw, everyone who is travelling to see family and such — have safe trips. And a Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, or Joyous Chrismakwanzakah to everyone.
Now, where’s the eggnog?
Hi Christy. Nothing says “We’re religious!” quite like being a disaster of biblical proportions, either.
My one and only is 26 on the 24th. Santa came early that year, but only in the hospital. Everything else had to wait till we got home. (emergency C-section, so we were in the horse pistol for a week!)
I have to pitch in this nugget I found over at Right Wing Watch:
God is using I-35 to invade Gay Bars and Porn shops to “Free men of the desire to be with other men”
Christy, did you see the Christians against the message of Jesus video? Good snark.
Here on the left we have “free speech zones.”
On the right they have “fact-free zones!”
Happy birthday to the firepup’s pups.
On the left we have “free speech zones.”
On the right they have “fact-free zones!”
sorry for the double post…
Hi Betsy, How are you feeling nowadays? That new bed doing you some good?
Oh, my!
This site is hilarious. Lee Stranahan has about 6 short (1 -2 minutes)political commercial parodies. The first I watched was Department of Explaining Things Good. Scroll down the site to the videos. Worth some good laughs.
http://stranahan.com/
This is my favorite story today…the Lakota have seceded from the US…their lands encompass part of Wyoming…Heh…I wonder if they’ll put liens on Dick’s place…:
http://www.rapidcityjournal.co.....271152.txt
just saw Mark Morris Company’s take on The Nutcracker - “The Hard Nut” - for the first time last night. it’s a riot.
CHS,
Warmest holiday wishes to you and all the firepups from CBL and family.
so who benefits most from christian action figures? the person profiting, the child with lead poisoning? must be jesus laughing his ass off wondering why so many stupid assholes keep helping his legacy of suffering. Imagine killing millions of people for not being religious enough for you?
reality bites when you laugh at it long enough. when you realize it can’t bite back, you begin to enjoy it.
New bed is definitely helping Gnome. Doing pretty well.
TheraP, I love your 23!
Not only that, but if you live on “their lands,” you can give up your US citizenship and join their nation!
D’ya think Dick will need a passport to get into the Lakota lands if that is where his ranch is?…hee hee.
What will the right wingers make of this one?
How the Grinch stole China city’s Christmas trees
from Reuters: Oddly Enough
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Chinese city has beaten the Grinch at his own game, banning Christmas trees from shopping malls, restaurants and other public places because they pose a fire hazard, a newspaper reported on Thursday.
Happy holidays with love and joy to you all. My youngest grandson was born two years ago at 5:30 Christmas morning. He & his proud parents were home that evening to be adored and petted by the rest of the family. We haven’t stopped the adoring and petting, it just became a habit.
elf yourself link not working?
Got an elf greeting a few days ago featuring the grandson and the Great Pyrenees mutt…now that is some bizarre viewing! And a great holiday treat guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
not this elf?
I was thinkin this one.
Since the administration only gets things right with extremely low frequency.
Good day to all, nice to read that Betsy is feeling a bit better. Hi dear.
I was walking in a rich neighbourhood a few nights ago. Saw a home with six different blow-up lawn globe. It looked like christmas had thrown up all over their lawn.
leads to like elf cubed or something… weird.
Thanks Q.
FedEx Truck Hijacked In Holiday Heist
CBS News - 3 hours ago
The truck, not pictured, was carrying more than $1 million of cargo, including holiday gifts. (AP) (CBS) Gun-toting carjackers made off with an 18-wheel FedEx delivery truck after accosting the driver at a stoplight in Manhattan early Friday, …
My sister did the same thing with her two little ones and their “pup” who is half standard poodle, a quarter Lab and a quarter Pyrenees. (One of the pups from my litter - Demi, I quit having kids and now have BIG dogs instead. 105 pound Bucky just came in and woofed at me.)
A couple moved to Vancouver, BC, Canada right after stolen election 2000 because stolen election 2000 was so portentious to them. They were so smart. That was the best time to move. Canadian money was 80 cents on the dollar. You could buy a nice house or condo for $100,000. Florida Real Estate was at peak value and selling like hotcakes. I should have bailed then. Oh, well. We’re all Bushwhacked now. Its gonna take some time to recover. The problem is the feeling that we might not. Lots of people have it.
Hmmm…elf yourself was working earlier. Maybe they are experiencing a lot of “procrastination at work” traffic today and it’s bogging things down?
Obviously, the carjackers are people who squandered their share of the generous Bush tax cuts.
This Just In: Firedoglake overwhelms servers at Elfyourself!
In our little town where the “other” population is Hispanic, some of the houses are wonderfully over the top with both religious and secular decorations. One house nearby keeps them up all year. She has a very nice Virgen de Guadalupe that is the centerpiece. All sorts of other things come and go throughout the year.
Lakota group secedes from U.S.
http://www.rapidcityjournal.co.....271152.txt
I’m with them…but only if I can keep my broadband.
No way I’m bloggin’ by Smoke-Signals!
http://www.findsignal.com/pics.....signal.jpg
OK, I’ve spent enough time with my friends, now I’ve got to get to work - Holiday work, that is. See you tonight, hopefully.
We have a 3 ft tall BVM on our front porch year round. This being Texas she wears a ball cap. During the baseball season it is an Astros hat and that make her Our Lady of the Long Ball. For dove season it is camo and she is Our Lady of the 12 gauge. Now no hat for her. She is just BVM.
Yeah, I,m sure we,re going to hell.
I think dick is likely to be turned over to The Hague by them! At least I hope so.
Somebody must’ve been a Catholic in the family at one point. /s
Where in Texas are you? There’s a dozen of us between San Antonio, Austin & Wimberley. Get together once in a while for food & fun.
Houston, I’ll bet, if she (BVM) wears an Astros hat.
We are 20 miles N/E of Austin. Hutto is the town.
Will Dick declare the Lakotas enemy combatants and declare war on them? I doubt it. The MSM will sweep this under the rug for them. Sucks pretty bad when the Rez is screwing with you. B-sides, Indians always end up with land that has already been used up. Then the Feds dumps toxic waste at their doorstep.
email me and we’ll add you to the picnic invite list!
texbetsy at g mail
that last one was for mr cbl and anyone else in central texas.
Where’ve you been? Our last outing was in Georgetown! You need to be at the winter gathering which I think will be at Greenwarrior’s place in Austin. The summer fun was at my place on the Comal River.
OK, now I really need to go. I am heading down that holy highway before the sun sets in my eyes!
Thank you. I will pass that to CBL. She will get back to you.
Next Spring is in Wimberley, and I imagine summer will coincide with the weekend of Netroots Nation.
We’re an organized bunch!
I’m off as well. Catch y’all at late night, or maybe mid-afternoon.
Speaking of endorsements, the local university rag chose to weigh in on caucus picks from both parties in its last-day-of-the-semester edition. For the Dems, they like Obama…and for the Thugs, McCain.
The editors had just better hope they’re not in my class in January. This is grounds for senseless cruelty.
which is why they’re seceding… the US has not kept the treaties and the UN has a declaration in favor of indigenous peoples. They’ve always been considered “nations,” but now they’re claiming more territory. Yes, right in dick’s back yard. Maybe as a free nation, we can turn to them for help!
hey, christy, thanks as always for the link, and here’s hoping the holidays are treating all the firepups well.
and, not to guild the linkage lily, but i do have a bit of an update on the writers strike, only in that, on the same day hollywood execs accuse the writers of not caring about the effect of the strike on the community, the producers also refuse to attend a los angeles city council meeting held to discuss the effect of the strike on the community (also, ratings proof that game/reality shows are losing to reruns of written shows this month).
EvilDrPuma — Did they lay out any particular rationale? Specifics? Reasoning? Anything? Or was it a “pick names outta the hat” type of endorsement? I’m curious, because student paper endorsements can be fairly blunt, as to what they said about both.
Harry Reid: Hero of the Bush Revolution
More… http://patriotboy.blogspot.com.....ution.html
Maybe the Lakota can put Cheney on their no-fly list and hold him indefinitely if he tries to enter their territory.
Let’s see…for Obama, they like his “courage and prudence” in opposing the war, his total-coverage plan, and his plans for clean-energy research funding.
For McCain, we get some blather about not removing troops from Iraq because we owe something to the people there, opposition to wiretapping and torture, and his stance on climate change. They also note that McCain and the other Thug candidates offer virtually identical answers on many issues and that they disagree on those, so it’s hardly a ringing endorsement.
Disclaimer: I don’t write ‘em, I just relay ‘em.
Though Dick and his wife may hail from Wyoming, they are now so filthy rich it matters not one iota. They can live on the French Riviera when they’re done. The wingnuts will have moved on by then. Yes, the wingnuts will have been fooled, but what else is new. Dubya and Dick both love fine things including hot dogs and French cuisine.
skippy — you are most welcome, and I do hope that you are enjoying much joy as well through the holidays.
If he doesn’t have his passport, they can nail him as an illegal alien.
Can they declare him to be a citizen of their nation and make him inelligible to be Vice President?
I’d like to believe that the Lakota Nation has too much self-respect to make Dick Cheney a citizen.
I gotta go, but for more on the Obama and McCain endorsements, check dailyiowan dot com. They have the text online.
Amoung the best features of any Democratic presidential candidate is his adherence to liberal democratic principles. These principles are back-burnered by Obama and Hillary in particular (Edwards, too) with pandering talk of bipartisanship, putting Republicans in cabinet posts, not showing up for important votes, etc. Some college students (like the rest of the non-netroots) are not paying enough attention to make an educated choice.
Because they can’t trust the safety of the lights manufactured in China. So, they sent them to America and made a mint.
I can’t exactly see the U.S. government allowing the formation of a foreign country within our borders.
Nope. More likely is that if they want to secede they’ll have to leave America and the land will be taken over by the U.S. government.
Talk about yer immigration/migration problem!
I guess we know who’s been naughty then. Now it’s up to the nice policemen to catch ‘em. BTW, where was Bernie Kerik when this happened?
Hey, if it was in Manhattan all they have to do to catch the guys is to go there and then walk about 20 or so yards in any direction. It’s not like they could’ve gotten far.
A long time ago NY mayor Ed Koch said proudly that New Yorkers obeyed the traffic lights at least half of the time!
Woo hoo!
Obama Girls: You’re So Lame