Willard seems convinced that the way to beat back the Huckevangelists and win the GOP nomination is to worship at the altar of Bush. First, he demanded Huck apologize to W. for writing in Foreign Affairs that the Bush administration had a "arrogant, bunker mentality." What’s the deal? Isn’t that a compliment to a neocon?

Now, Willard pens this love letter to W., exclusively for Townhall.

As Americans prepare for the holidays with their families and loved ones, we have many challenges to face but also many reasons to be thankful. We are thankful we live in a nation that is still a land of freedom, hope and opportunity. And we can be thankful that President Bush has kept us safe.

Boy, has he ever. I mean, that awful Bill Clinton just sat around and let 9/11 happen. But when Bush took over, he’s really protected us. No catastrophic attacks or calamities on his watch at all. Whew.

In the wake of 9/11, the President took unprecedented steps to keep us safe and defend Americans at home and abroad. We revamped our homeland security apparatus, passed new laws that allowed us to listen in when al-Qaeda was calling, cleared out terrorist training camps in Afghanistan and successfully toppled the regime of Saddam Hussein.

What was the law that prohibited us from listening in on al-Qaeda? And, unfortunately, those terrorists in Afghanistan — and the Taliban — are still there. Bummer. But it is true that Bush got Saddam Hussein, who we all know did 9/11. So he’s got that going for him.

A half century ago, our mothers and fathers in the Greatest Generation came together to defeat fascism and communism, promote freedom and civil rights, and build a strong and prosperous country that is the envy of the world.

Bzzzzzzzt! So sorry, Willard, but it turns out that the communists were on our side when the Greatest Generation defeated fascism. And, sadly, the armed forces were still segregated. But way to tie up the American Century into one pretty big dumb bow for the Bushbots at Townhall.

Hey, for Willard right now — this isn’t a bad plan. 70% of America might hate Bush, but 70% of Republicans still love him. But good luck with that in the general.