The marketing gurus at The Weinstein Co. seem to be floating that story anyway:
Rumors are flying that filmmaker Morgan Spurlock of "Super Size Me" fame may have done what the United States government has failed to do for the last six years — find Osama bin Laden.
The speculation first began at the Berlin International Film Festival in February, where Spurlock showed a select group of potential buyers 15 minutes of footage from his new documentary, "Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?" The film follows Spurlock through the Middle East in his search for the elusive leader of al-Qaida. According to Slashfilm.com, The Weinstein Co. quickly snapped up the picture after seeing the clips.
Adding to the belief, Daniel Marracino, the film’s director of photography, is quoted in Variety, saying of the movie, "We’ve definitely got the Holy Grail."
Now, in a rational world it would challenge credulity that an indie filmmaker would succeed at a task that the US government had spent hundreds of billions to accomplish — and failed miserably. But given the fact that the administration has been running the country with all the efficiency one would expect in a bad Monty Python film for the past seven years, maybe not.
The film is due to premiere in Sundance. It’s not the absolute best marketing ploy to start raising people’s expectations that your product can’t hope to fulfill, but since the rumor is sure to raise the film’s profile stupider things have certainly been done.
(h/t dakine)
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This, on the heels of the Iran NIE?
The neo-cons’ cognitive dissonance will rip the fabric of the universe.
OT tech issue.
The RSS feed is not working for me. Last item is scarecrow’s post.
Why on earth would the Bush administration want to find Osama Bin Laden? OBL and GWB are the best things that ever happened to each other.
The U.S. government did not “fail miserably.” It has succeeded. George W. Bush had no intention of capturing the relative of some of his very closest business partners.
Didn’t you see Fahreneit 9/11 ?
Isn’t “Google” on your “Favorite” links list?
This is all so painfully obvious, Jane. Has been for years.
Sureality
Jane writes:
You mean like invade and occupy Iraq? /s
Thanks for the h/t!
I switched to the following feed: http://firedoglake.com/feed/atom/ I think the link at the bottom is now out of date.
Boy, the dogs are sniffing butts and growling over at TBoggs place. I guess it will take a little while for everyone to get used to each other. I have a hard time with change too but sometimes that comes with progress. Besides, this how new friends are made. Right?
Well, somehow I think, if Bin Laden IS on the tape, by the time we have finished crowing about it and go look, he will be gone.
Can we impeach the motherfucker already??
someone alert Siun to this?
Confusion here.
Which
onewould that be, that y’all’s referrin’ two?And all it took was trip to a Holiday Inn in Seacaucus …where Rudy and Fox News have had him locked up for the last five-six years.
Holy Crap Jane!
You got TBogg also?!? Talk about your one stop shopping for the best that the tubes has to offer!
I don’t know. I posted a comment about this a couple of days ago and saw a more recent comment from someone saying ‘thanks for the new feed’ — perhaps the link was just missed.
Bin Laden is a Bush family crony. There’s never been a serious intention of doing anything to catch or kill him.
count it down…3,2,1 – wingnuts accuse Spurlock of treason and/or comforting the enemy for not strangling OBL with his bare hands.
I want the “Wish You Were Here” postcard.
Monty Python, Jane? How ’bout the Marx Brothers…Grouchy, Cheeky, and Rummy
TSF @ 10
You’re asking the wrong choir. What I want to know is why GWB’s smirk doesn’t drive Nancy up the wall.
I wonder if he found him working at a Wal-Mart in Crawford Texas.
Wigwam @ 3 and Badwater @ 16 — ain’t it the truth.
More Examples of Savage Capitalism at the Cost of Human Suffering…in the US.
This is a link to several examples of recent globalism crimes by the US in other nations as well as two recent coporate welfare scams just recently coming to light in the US.
http://willyloman.wordpress.co…..in-the-us/
This what these bastards have done in Iraq, Iran, Chile, Indonesia, China, and here.
Impeach to end globalization.
It would be nice to see a ‘real” video of him for a change. One where he doesn’t confess, but rather, he denies his involvement, just like he did three times right after 911.
And says ‘hi’ to his old friend, George W. Bush.
OT — breaking on CNN: shooting at West Road [sic? Rose?] shopping mall in Omaha [major mall]. Gurneys going in…multiple shots fired…details pending.
Bin Laden could be anywhere. In fact I have a vague feeling of unease that on the next videotape of him — if I look way in the background I’ll see myself mowing my lawn.
Oh God, I hope so! If Spurlock did find OBL, then I will have the biggest smile on my face – not only because he was found, but who found him.
Of course, by the time W gets the message, OBL will have moved on.
On scene caller to CNN…shocked because this is such a nice area….as many as five people shot.
Welcome to the Second Amendment….
Did you know if you rearrange the letters in “Osama bin Laden” it spells Emmanuel Goldstein?
Easy to leave out the Clintons on the bin laden debacle. But please do not. Sorry to say but the Tenet/Berger security team appointed by the Clintons and Tenet continued on by Bush is a sorry bunch.
Jane’s ‘bad Monty Python movie’ phrase does not compute. Nevah, Nevah has there been such a thing!
Why don’t you go ask Hillary why they did not get bin Laden Oh maybe he is a friend of Marc Rich?
*Phew* smells like troll around here…
Mod Note: Edited by Mod. Please refrain from personal attacks on other commenters When was it ever Hillary’s job?
OT..More on the Huckster..Had a presser today about Wayne Dumond..The Huckster says it’s the Clenis’s fault.
link
OBL does seem a bit of a ham. I wouldn’t put it past him to slip his mug into a hollywood movie. This is funny as hell!
I’ve always said that all W had to do was get hold of OBL’s college alumni office. They can find ANYBODY…
I really think the Bush administration needed Bin Laden (and all his magical threats) to stay alive. They needed the fear, they needed to be able to use him as a rationale. Catching him would not have been cost effective (if you were just measuring with money like a good neo con). I don’t think Bushco ever intended on catching him and I don’t think it behooves them to catch him now.
So why is it Clinton’s fault that he tried to capture/kill bin laden or that he tried to warn the incoming admin that bin laden was going to be causing trouble?
OT..The results are in for the $200 million being spent on fundie sex education:
Report: U.S. teen births rise for first time since 1991
link
Hey nice one. Sorry about that. Let’s count on Hillary in the future. She’ll get bin laden, just like her husband did before her. Maybe she can bring back Sandy Berger, George Tenet and the A team. After all she got all that great experience in the White House. Maybe the records will appear someday.
But better clear any A team action through Mark Penn.
What was it Bush said? I don’t know, I don’t really spend time on him? Randi Rhodes plays that clip ALL THE TIME. I think it was from 2002.
OBL serves a purpose, and he fails as a tool for terror if he isn’t out there, the bogeyman to fall back on.
I agree with Jane, though, that it is an interesting way to build expectations for a movie – you’re gonna have buzz, but what happens when you miss the bar on the expectations?
Just proves what the neocons have been trying to tell us for years: The private sector does everything better than government. /snark
Never understimate the power of artists. Art triumps all–including politics and war.
Boy would our face be red if it turned out all along that he’d been managing a Milwaukee Radio Shack for six years, using a fake backdrop for the videos, made after he gets off work.
Or assistant manager of your local Taco Bell. ;)
BTW, I was sitting downstairs, all lonely. Nobody told us that Jane and you all were up here. Finally got suspicious about the lack of traffic. I left the word.
OT..Interesting..Bush 41 will do the intro for Mitt’s religion speech tomorrow..hmmmm..I wonder if the big money wing of the Thugs has just spoken?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas — George H.W. Bush will introduce Mitt Romney and lend the prestige of his library for his fellow Republican’s speech Thursday focused on religion. The former president’s aides and friends say it isn’t a tacit political endorsement.
link
I still think Python’s The Cheese Shop is the greatest comedy skit in TV history.
What’s the hoopl about Bin Laden. He’s been trying to kick the US out of the Mid East and USSR as well (with our help and support).
He probably is claiming 911 cos it makes him look clever , but he is not got what it takes to pull that one off. Whomever did that they were into the US nat defense enough to disable it. OBL and his saudi guys were more than likely patsies. We need to kick some a rab ass and he was handy to pin it on.
All politicians lie. What do you think he is? A farmer?
Jebbie came out for Mittie months ago.
Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch
Pix quality ain’t great, but …
…serving his “bin burritos”…?
And FBI goons order from him and eat them and STILL don’t make the connection.
Bin Laden and al Qaeda (translates as “the database”) were created by Bush the Elder for Reagan to fight the Soviets. Bin Laden has always been a CIA asset. It seems quite reasonable to think bin Laden has been left on the loose on purpose by the Bush government to maintain the climate of fear they need for their war machine.
People don’t want to believe it, but how can you not entertain the notion? Especially watching Bush the Lesser continue to push for his false war against Iran even after being exposed as a liar by the NIE.
The Tora Bora incident wherein UBL was allowed to slip away b/c a rag tag band of locals were utilized for his capture instead of bringing serious heat. Our air power has been blasting the hell out of Iraqi apartment buildings, but they couldn’t blast UBL and his merry men out of the mountains. I call bullsh*t.
Thanks!
Oops — gotta split for the day…see y’all…
Mr. Carlyle Group, however, sends a stronger message..IMO.
Osama is Carmen Sandiego?
The fiend!
Bin Laden? He has been marginalized since 2002. Not only is Bin Laden the ultimate parasite, he may not be hiding after all. The CIA stopped looking for Mr. Parasite in 2006. But why was Kommander guy’s daddy meeting with Bin Laden’s brother on the morning of 9-11-2001?
Remember also that UBL’s relatives were airlifted from the US and returned to Saudi Arabia without so much as an interview. No one else was allowed to fly at that time.
It’s probably true that bin Laden has been found. That’s why Princess Jenna was comfortable frolicking on the Ellen show yesterday and not serving in the military.
Did ya ever wonder why so much of the DoD command and control systems were placed in Cheyenne Mountain rather than buried under the Pentagon?
Yeah, he’s probably hiding in the NIE, they just never told W, and he doesn’t care to ask…
All of it is lies, lies, lies…all of it…
Did you hear her ask W if he was “mad” at her??? She was kinda scayered.
Has anyone actually shown proof that they have met him and he is alive? Anyone?
He’s so convenient as a boogie man, ain’t he? Gotta go after them terrists, ya know. They want to take our freedom from us.
Hmmm, when did Kelly O’Donnell get to interview OBL re GWB?
excuse me?
clinton was the first president to even recognize the threat, clinton CREATED the entire get bin laden industry
IF you want to blame former presidents THEN you would blame the TWO previous presidents, the first one would be REAGAN who FUNDED TERRORISTS AND TERRORISM ga damn it
the SECOND would be this president’s FATHER who ignored the threat and allowed it to fester
it was CLINTON that tried initiated the very wheels that ATTEMPTED to put an end to what reagan and bush created
Jebbie the advance man for the Bush familia.
Think back and you’ll see that the Republics would have gone into a wag-the-dog screaming frenzy if Clinton had done more to go aftern bin Laden than firing a few cruise missles.
The Clinton administration did what?
A valid point, however, much depends on the sophistication of the mountain environment. Not likely that UBL had a terribly sophisticated batcave – probably not like James Bond’s secret lair. Some hellfire from above might have cleaned his clock. It did not happen. Seems the rag tag band aided his escape.
No way. The Clintons appointed George Tenet who did essentially nothing. There was no plan or effort made to draw Arabic speaking agents into the CIA, the bin laden desk consisted of one person and the rich kids came over and used our flying schools. The incpmpetence of the Clintons is tragic.
The Clintons took no risks, They never do.
The old feed is dead.
Long live the new feed!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/firedoglake/fdl
If you go back and check the news reports, you will find that Tenet was pretty much forced on Clinton by the R’s and that otherwise, they were not willing to confirm a choice of his.
This is the first I’ve heard about the movie. I can’t way to see what Morgan finds. Maybe that it Osama is a fictional character!?
-Diana Moneymaker
Blame Hillary too, and Chelsea, I guess.
When was the last time you got a hummer at the office, Mr RiskTaker?
LOL!
Isn’t UBL on kidney dialysis? He needs the filter paper for the machine. Find the paper that’s going to UBL. You can’t find a 6′6 guy on kidney dialysis?
There may have been according to the worst Secretary of Defense ever, and the worst television corporate hack ever, Russert. The Bin Laden Fortress of Solitude had computers and TANKS and avoided thermal detection! There is not just one Fortress, “There are many of those.” (My favorite Rummy.)
I love Morgan Spurlock’s work. My favorite was his “30 days” show where he had a West Virginia good old boy live as a Muslim (in Dearborn, MI where there’s a large Muslim community) for 30 days.
I don’t think he’s found bin Laden, though.
Tenet was not forced on the Clintons. They first appointed Tony Lake who was rejected by the Senate. Neither Tenet not Lake were qualifed to head the CIA. Both were political operatives. But Tenet was just a former Senate staffer. The Clintons wanted safeties and that’s why whey went for in Lake and Tenet. You can place the national security of this country with the Clintons, not me
Yeah, we’ve done so well with folks like Poppy Bush or Porter Goss or military types like McConnell haven’t we.
Take back what you said about Monty Python movies!
what history book are YOU reading, abc’s?
sorry, clinton created the very industry, he was the ONLY president to go after bin laden
according to bush’s own aids, “we all thought he was obsessed”
you are repeating right wing talking points as if they have some kind of semblance of reality
doesn’t play and I am done responding to that rubbish
I am NO opologist for clinton, there are TONS of things he did WRONG but you claiming clinton did anything exemplary performance regarding bin laden is right wing crap
sorry
Remember, the Republicans controlled Congress in 1997. They wouldn’t have approved anyone decent. (Bill Lann Lee had to be a recess appointment.)
Heading into the eighth year of the Bush Administration, it’s difficult to see how things are still all Clinton’s fault.
oh yea, I forgot that
people like this are incredible…reagan created bin laden, bush senior helped him along, clinton recognized the threat, defined the threat, addressed the threat
was obsessed with the threat
wanted to do more then anyone would allow
and we get people like this repeating propaganda and actually incredulous when faced with the facts
bizzare
me retires from that converstation
I blame Bill Clinton. All that peace and prosperity confused my mind. Both he and Tenet could have asked Daddy Warbucks Bush about the Bin Laden family. They had a 25 year relationship. Also, Clinton distracted the Republicans from national security issues, because of his distracting women. The Republicans had to investigate those women and Mark Rich and the hundreds of other Clinton scandals. It would be silly for Republicans to investigate CIA sponsored insurgents in Afghanistan.
Clinton wasn’t acting in a vacuum.
Here’s what happened when he tried to protect Muslim Bosniaks against genocide:
http://findarticles.com/p/arti…..23184/pg_2
Who’d have thunk Republicans were such peaceniks? Who’d have thunk it patriotic to question the Commander-in-Chief during war?
And here’s the wag the dog environment Clinton was operating in when he went after bin Ladin:
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/09/25/wag-the-dog/
Clinton had his faults, but he wasn’t alone in that, was he?
Note: The troll has nothing to say about the business connection between the Bush and Bin Ladin families.
Now go away before a house falls on you.
Jane’s upstairs.
Driving Miss Crazy
G’day ‘pups.
Paper just called to say they were gonna run my latest Bu’ush rant:
So, going forward…
And here’s the Bushites hot on the trail pre 9/11:
http://www.commondreams.org/he…..623-07.htm
http://www.flight93crash.com/i…..052302.htm
And post 9/11:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07…..intel.html
http://www.thenation.com/blogs/notion?pid=124945
It’s all Clinton’s fault? Riiiiiiight.
You are missing in this make-over a mandatory */snark* closing for the comments, removable only by application to the mods. Otherwise comments will appear troll ridden. FWIW
congratulations bobbyg
Let’s see, we’ve got record trade deficits, humongous government debt, no real money, lousy credit ratings, inflation, deflation, and a growing housing bubble. Not to mention a Recession.
But we’re kicking the crap our of Osama Bin Laden.
Wasn’t there a mention a month or so ago that special forces had OBL in their crosshairs — literally — but were refused permission to fire?
What was that all about? And if it was true, then (a) the man is not impossible to spot and (b) somebody high up does not want him maimed.
But there’s a big balloon payment that comes due if someone else finds Bin Laden. This could be interesting.
Wow.
But the critical questions are:
1) Does OBL get residuals
2) that that include downloads ?
I haven’t read the comments yet because I feel an urgent need to point out that there is no bad Monty Python film.
Hey, what the h do you think Bush has done his whole term(s) in office. Talk about safeties; remember Alberto Gonzales; remember Alito; remember who he tried to install before Alito?
Please don’t try to rewrite history. Clinton tried, Clinton warned Bush but that rat pack was doing everything they could to discredit Clinton.
Now you’re doing it.