Poor Rudy just can’t catch a break this week.
This morning’s New York Times basically calls him a liar.
In almost every appearance as he campaigns for the Republican presidential nomination, Rudolph W. Giuliani cites a fusillade of statistics and facts to make his arguments about his successes in running New York City and the merits of his views.
Discussing his crime-fighting success as mayor, Mr. Giuliani told a television interviewer that New York was “the only city in America that has reduced crime every single year since 1994.” In New Hampshire this week, he told a public forum that when he became mayor in 1994, New York “had been averaging like 1,800, 1,900 murders for almost 30 years.” When a recent Republican debate turned to the question of fiscal responsibility, he boasted that “under me, spending went down by 7 percent.”
All of these statements are incomplete, exaggerated or just plain wrong.
And then the Giuliani campaign’s spin on the unfolding “Shag Fund” scandal completely blew up in their faces (via TPM).
The uproar grew Thursday over expenses for Rudy Giuliani’s protection during his trysts with Judith Nathan as his campaign’s initial defense – that its accounting methods were the same as previous mayors’ – unraveled.
Joe Lhota, a deputy mayor in Giuliani’s City Hall, told the Daily News Wednesday night that the administration’s practice of allocating security expenses to small city offices that had nothing to do with mayoral protection has “gone on for years” and “predates Giuliani.”
When told budget officials from the administrations of Ed Koch and David Dinkins said they did no such thing, Lhota caved Thursday, “I’m going to reverse myself on that. I’m just going to talk about the Giuliani era,” Lhota said. “I should only talk about what I know about.”
And all this hits after it came out that Rudy had used the NYPD as a bootie call shuttle, possibly in violation of, you know, actual laws and stuff.
It’s unclear how this will affect the race, but I’m sure it’ll be good for the Republicans.



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talking about this on wnyc.org right now.
Speculation is that obscuring the T&Es was to cover up NYC paying for Guiliani’s campaign expenses. Reporters trying to find out if there was a big escalation when Rudy started campaigning. Apparently he never left the city before, but suddenly started taking upstate trips around campaign time.
It’s more important to talk about the latest Clinton/Obama/Edwards flap. To really ferret out the real nonsense behind Rudy would take time, effort and you know a little work. Just easier to beat up on the Dem candidates since rumors, hearsay, he said/she said takes no effort at all. These pundits/reporters/faux journalists need to get out of their comfortable offices and hit the streets and talk to people.
Morning, Blue Texan…
This looks like natural selection to me. Rudy’s being weeded out, to be replaced by someone — Huckabee — who probably doesn’t believe in evolution.
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Indeed. It’s unclear whether Huckabee thinks Jonah was literally in the whale’s belly, though.
As I said yesterday, in the weeks and months ahead, more stuff about Giuliani will come out that will sink him. Americans are yet to learn what New Yorkers already know about him. MSM is yet to pick up on what Wayne Barrett revealed a couple of days ago in the Village Voice about his ties to that United Arab Emirates guy who sheltered Khalid Sheikh Mohammad.
Exactly how much did broomstick Rudi spend on personal security, including for his mistress and family, during his NY reign?
He spent so little because he made it safer.
Right.
Huckabee has his own history of receiving “gifts” in Arkansas which so far have not been given much attention by the MSM.
Would it be OK for us to just take a vote? (yes or no) Rudy hasta stay in the race
I vote YES.
Scarecrow @ 6
blftt!! my keyboard is now covered with Cheerios!
D@mn; I was hoping that this stuff would come out AFTER the primaries!
It would be the icing on the cake to embarrass the whole gooper party by outing the Sleazebag AFTER they nominated him.
Is this just bad luck? Or are the Conspiracy Theorists right that someone saw Guiliani getting too close to being the Repub Candidate and spilled the beans to get him off the ticket?
Good morning Blue Tex.
I heard this morning that hagel would actually consider a vice president spot on a democratic ticket
made my eyes go wide
Yeah, I’m with you on that one.
bg @ 11
Be very careful what you wish for. The touch screen voting machines are still out there.
I think the NYC-based MSM wants Rudy, so, he’ll be allowed to brass it out.
Of course he would. He’s an unserious terror-emboldening appeasement cheese eater.
grumpyoldvet @ 4
Yes – because like Joe Klein “[We] have neither the time nor legal background to figure out who’s right.”
Hugh @ 10
Just a small town preacher chiseler; same mentality just poorer chiselees.
Revealing Rudy’s business ties to Islamic terrorists: Attacking a guy at his strength; right for Rove’s playbook. Use Repugs poison against one of their own. Jacques Derrida’s pharmakon: poison or cure, depending on the dose. The same process as immunization, with a dose of the virus to fight the virus.
wnyc went around newspapers in early primary states (Iowa, NH, SC) & Rudy story being reported but not getting much traction. Iowa reporter said that Rudy supporters have already come to grips with his foibles because they think he’s electable. Others would never support him anyway, because of his foibles.
Chuck Todd, russert and matthews’ pet political enunuch said it will only be an issue if there is more.
I guess if you support Rudy you must be able to say…”yes it’s bad but only if there is more…”
So he is lying about his record and improperly using city funds but still nbc’s favorite candidate for president and largely because he got the “pee smell” (thanx Tweety) off the street corners in NYC. Although the disappearance of the urine smell has more to do with the end of phone booths than anything Rudy did.
As petty as it is, I’d delighted to see Imperial Rudy finally get taken down. There have been whispers for years that behind his hard-charging, law and order appearance as U.S. Attorney and Mayor that Rudy played fast and loose with the administrative rules.
It’s nice to see that there was some aggressive investigation as well. Had the same happened with W. in 1999, we would likely be mourning the end of President Gore’s tenure.
Koch on MSNBC on Rudy:
How’s that 9/11 workin’ out for yah, Rudy?
RickinSF @ 19
Ghouliani made the classic mistake of not watching who’s toes he stepped on while climbing the ladder,they are connected to the asses he needs to kiss to stay in the game.
Blue Texan @ 20
Although I don’t agree with Hagel on much, that is a very harsh judgment. He probably deserves better.
When this Ghouliani story first broke, I posted a question in an earlier thread for Rudy about whether he would prosecute himself if he were still USA.
I guess this feeble, failing coverup and pushback shows that he would. NOT.
Daily Kos is doing a contest for naming “Rudy-gate”…Looks like Fornigate and 69/11 are doing well.
Blue Texan @ 17
There’s so much junk in that closet that no latch or hinge can hold it in.
Blue Texan @ 20
But he would also bring a voting machine company with him.
katherine Graham Cracker @ 25
These guys are forgetting about human nature. Of course, there’s more. If Rudy behaved this way wrt certain expenses, he behaved the same way wrt all other aspects of his life.
Old Gold — that was wingnut snark.
Prairie Sunshine @ 27
koch is another liarman, a judas sheep.
Steve-AR @ 31
707!!!
DFHs are very clever! Either one would be excellent!!
perris @ 36
And seemingly more & more senile & disjointed as time goes on.
OT: Mixed Preznit ballots? I read somewhere that Obama had secretly met with Bloomberg (as VP choice?). Meanwhile Hillary has singled out Powell as someone she thinks would be great in her administration. I wonder if they (the Dem leadership) are toying with either a Hillary-Powell ticket or an Obama-Bloomberg ticket. Note – both also are Dem-Rethug tickets in keeping with the current meme for accomodation and peace making. Edwards you note is not part of this conjecture. I think he is considered way too populist (i.e. radical) for the Rahm-Schumer money makers of the party.
eCAHNomics @ 34
They don’t consider human nature because…wait for it…they aren’t human.
Steve-AR @ 22
“Chiselees” Priceless! I feel so…described.
Here’s the dope on Rudy’s special Qatar friend:
(Same link as my 8.)
Steve-AR @ 31
Rudy booty-gate
I think I read something like that in comments here…
Richmond @ 39
Edward’s populism is suspect..he ran for the Senate on populist no PAC money agenda and voted big business and big money as a Senator. They are all politicians with basically the same politics.
hwmnbn @ 43
69/11 !!!!!
LOL!!!
Steve-AR @ 44
Point taken, but he must be seen now to be riling up the “masses” in such a way that it will be more difficult for the other Dems to go about their business as usual.
Richmond @ 39
downtown tehran does not have a Toys R Us at the present time do they?
goddamned iranians free of toys with lead.
I’m sure clinton/powell will rectify that oversight.
Richmond:
Yep. MSNBC this morning repeatedly showed a video of that. VP discussion? Wouldn’t surprise me. Bloomberg was a Repug in name only–to run for mayor. He was a Dem before that and now he’s Independent (though not a member of the NY Independent Party–which is a different wingnut animal all together.)
obama/bloomberg with dr. phil as secretary of the interior.
“Look buffaloes, you’ve had your chance to repopulate. If you can’t accept adversity then you’ll just have to downsize your herd.”
Your usual quality post, Blue Texan!
I know I’m not the only one appalled that Rudy gets by with some of this stuff, when he is so obviously sleazy. Rudy makes Bill Clinton, who is still married to the same woman BTW, look like a candidate for sainthood. In terms of virtually everything, Rudy out”rank”s Bill, from hanging out with thugs and political dirty tricksters to any other kind of corruption. I’m glad this is all coming home to roost.
Mabel’s Wig Shack @ 49
Fixed it for ya.
America’s Mayor:
Standing tall on 69-11.
well for a good five minutes at least
RUDY BOOTY DUTY — Some NY Post headlines just write themselves, don’t they?
I wonder when the “medical excuse” will resurface..Judy, nurse, prostate health and rehab..etc
Mabel’s Wig Shack @ 49
Jeez… LOL. Maybe if Gouliani is the Rethug candidate the RNC is thinking of matching/mating him with Condor.
egregious @ 51
I accept your non-cynicalism with a tip of the hat while knocking a rifle barrel askew poking out the drawing room car as the lantern swings slowly on the caboose.
I guess maybe Huckabee’s star will be rising even more. . .which makes a referendum on evolution possible. That one we don’t win. I think something like 75% of our people don’t believe in evolution.
Here’s more dirt on Rudy:
Americans need to know this stuff. But they don’t. Yet. Except for New Yorkers…
(Same link as my 8.)
Steve-AR @ 54
I dare Rudy to try it.
BTW Glenn Greenwald has a critique of WaPo national political reporter Lois Romano’s defense of its recent smear of Obama. Romano’s twisted take on it is that the WaPo reprinted the smear in order to give Obama a chance to deny it, even though these attacks have already been debunked at length. Anyway the part of Romano’s response that I liked was this:
You see the WaPo repeats the Obama smear and then Romano has the chutzpah to blame and slam the blogosphere for the WaPo doing so. This is a response that is so divorced from reality that I would think that Romano was on drugs, but, of course, she is not. Like so many in the MSM, she knows exactly what she is doing. She is lying and distorting because that is what she is paid to do. That is what all propagandists are paid to do.
One, two, three: “awwwwwwwww”. I truly feel bad for the guy and wish dem libruls at the NYT would lay off.
Really, this couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. The only problem is, this elevates Huckabee’s stature some more. I still worry about him being the nominee.
Andy
Hugh @ 60
Some say that the only way to ascertain she is *not* on drugs is to report the many allegations.
only then will we be free of the ‘garbage’ on the internetz tubes.
Obviously, Judi-Rudy-Gate
huckabee/romney or romney/huckabee is just so damned weird and false and creepy you’ve got to figure the diebold machines are already being programmed.
judy
in the police car
with
glasses
And here’s a “friend” speaking from both sides of his mouth:
Ah, with friends like these…
I like Humpin’ in the Hamptons.
Imagine … if the current Republican Party were to adopt this philosophy en masse. Ah … the blissful quiet!
(Also: An organ of the MSM correctly calling someone an actual liar? What’s up with that?)
Hugh @ 67
didn’t rudy tell the NRA he’s always been a proud humper?
Will be interesting to see how the Rudy news affects the race. Good news for him is that most aren’t paying attention yet and won’t until January.
Hugh @ 60
Also known as the Rovian offense, a well known chess play when you’re totally f*cked and you try to blame the other guys. See: Rove says Dems made Dubya do it….
My hunch is that the Rethug VP candidate is already decided and it is Condi – a female to set up against Hillary (or Edwards), a person of color to stand up against Obama. Dare I put money on it?
And, the recent Mid-East photo op, was all about giving Condi “credibility.”
Apparently in the fight for the soul(sic) of the goopers the two media annointed choices are the secular progressives as represented by Sheriff Horney Man and the fantasy, fatuous religists as represented by the used government salesman Hucksterbee.
I hope the Hucksterbee wins it will be like Goldwater all over again.
Richmond @ 72
I don’t think anyone is stupid enough to believe rice can be a benefit to any ticket
the only way condi can help the republicans is if she renounced her membership in their party
Rudy and Huckleberry are the two purest forms of their respective incarnations of gooperism. Let the games begin- as goopers slash and burn one another for surpremacy- gooper astride.
Richmond @ 72
I have a plug nickel against.
The beating she and her reputation have taken leads me to think she is going to sprint away from the Whitehouse and not look back.
In the past Condiliar might be have ok…but anyone associated with Shrubco is death.
Someone pointed out in the youtube debate the goopers only mentioned shrub twice and both times to dump on him. Not too mention she IS creepy
A Huckabee Rice ticket. I would pay money to go to that rally.
eCAHNomics @ 24
Didn’t they remove his foibles in that operation on his probate?
Here’s the Gray Lady this past July in a long article on Rudy and race:
perris @ 74
Frankly, I would say the same about Huckabee, Rudy, Romney, Thompson and the rest. BUt in the same way that Cheney was seen as the “adult” for Bush (spare me), so too, I think that they envision Condi as coming across as the “adult” (dominatrix?) for the various losers they are stuck with this time round.
Many goopers have already conceded this election- what’s up for grabs is “what wing of the gooper party will lose this fucker”?
cbc had a show which (sorry folks) made fun of americans (the ones with not.too.much.knowledge.) and they punked’ Huckabee big time.
you have to wait a minute or two in this YouTube clip to get to Huckabee congratulating Canadians on ‘preserving your national igloo.’
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo
rwcole @ 81
If they don’t mount some sem-viable election slate, they know they risk loosing long term elections as well as most of the big money donors. They will fight a hard (read vicious, dishonest) campaign.
I don’t see any Republican choosing Condi for VP. I think she won’t even get an invite from the American Enterprise Institute or one of the other bastions of wingnut welfare. I see her returning to Stanford where she will sulk in her office among her shoes.
Richmond:
Condi will not be on any ticket.
Biodun @ 85
Maybe a docket.
Rudy made a defensive comment about his unusual security arrangements by saying that it had been going on earlier in his term….hmmmmm….because, before Judith, there was Cristyne – from Wiki:
“By 1996, she had reverted back to only using Donna Hanover as her name and her public appearances with Rudy Giuliani became few.[3] By 1997 there were published reports of his having an affair with mayoral aide Cristyne Lategano,[4] and by 2000 with Judith Nathan.”
Hugh @ 84
I wouldn’t wish her on Stanford again but time will tell as they say.
huckabee/rice would be fascinating.
i’d love to see her ‘explain away’ the confederate flag.
Thanks Blue Texan. I just love this story. It’s like a good wine–it keeps getting better.
Richmond @ 39
Both Clinton and Obama will go with Wes Clark for VP. They’ll need his military/foreign policy creds.
I still would have preferred Gore/Dean, and its a long way to Denver.
Most of Stanford’s faculty and students don’t want Condi back on their campus. They’ve been very vocal about that. She has said her dream job is to be NFL Commissioner.
Every rat for himself(or herself)
Karl Rove told Charlie Rose during a recent interview that Congress had pushed President Bush to go into Iraq prematurely. According to Rove, the White House had been opposed to holding the war vote close to the 2002 elections because “we thought it made it too political.”
This morning, former White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card went on MSNBC’s Morning Joe and laughed off Rove’s claims. Read part of the transcript from Think Progress:
SCARBOROUGH: We have to start with something that we all are talking about a couple of days ago where Karl Rove went on Charlie Rose and he blamed the Democrats for pushing him and the president into war. Is that how it worked?
CARD: No, that’s not the way it worked.
Card went on to explain that sometimes Rove’s “mouth gets ahead of his brain”:
SCARBOROUGH: Is that just Karl spinning beyond the White House? …
CARD: Well, Karl is very smart. He’s — sometimes his brain gets ahead of his mouth. And sometimes his mouth gets ahead of his brain.
VP nominee Rice:
here is historic Mobile…..9-11……weapons of mass destruction….Governer Huckabee’s faith….pickup trucks and rifle racks….johnny reb and cornbread….uh, uh, uh, uh
“May 15, 2000
It was this very column of June 19, 1995, that disclosed the existence of Cristyne Lategano’s “newly converted basement office that is connected to the mayor’s office through an inner door.” That disclosure ended Lategano’s relationship with One Police Plaza Confidential.
Four months before, this column had parted ways with Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, following his firing of Deputy Police Commissioner John Miller and his denigration of Police Commissioner Bill Bratton. Those actions were this reporter’s first glimpse of the mayor’s public policies spurred by personal vengeance.
In both, Lategano played a central role.
In light of Donna Hanover’s remarks last week that “it was difficult to participate in Rudy’s public life because of his relationship with one staff member”-whom her press secretary later identified as Lategano-let’s examine these incidents to see how the mayor and Lategano performed as a team.”
http://nypdconfidential.com/co…..00515.html
Richmond @ 39
sorry…think Mike’s ego is too big for a second place on a ticket…IMHO no future president is going to cede as much to a veep as Bush…..
Biodun @ 85
And here is why:
digby
let’s examine these incidents to see how the mayor and Lategano performed as a team.”
on video?
Here’s the NYPost on that Obama-Bloomberg power breakfast early this morning in Midtown Manhattan:
“I see her returning to Stanford where she will sulk in her office among her shoes.”
Hugh, that was a delightful spew-inducing image!
old gold @ 29
no, he doesn’t. He’s an opportunistic, sinking-ship-jumping rat, who’s looking for another gravy train to dive onto, just like every Republican politician who has decided it’s time to switch parties if you’re gonna continue making the mortgage payments and depositing those bribery payments in the Caymans accounts.
OT.
Former GM chairman Roger Smith,
of “Roger and Me” fame, dies at 82.
He was still pulling down a $1.2 million/year pension until the end.
OT..this might be interesting:
“I want to push the release of more, including the request for documents about Hillary’s time in the White House,” Clinton told C-SPAN’s Brian Lamb. “They’ll show how hard she worked on a wide variety of issues, and what she did in her travels around the world to advance America’s cause. So I’d like it if the records got out there.”
The interview, recorded Monday during a tour of the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock, Ark., is set to air at 8 p.m. Friday as part of C-SPAN’s Presidential Library Series.
politico
And I bet Mama Hillary was quite happy with that Obama-Bloomberg power breakfast in her adopted town/state.
and what she did in her travels around the world to advance America’s cause. So I’d like it if the records got out there.”
FREE TRADE! FREE TRADE!!! FREE TRADE!!!
ship them jobs overseas
more toys from china
quick quick
more toys from china
FREE TRADE!!!
Koch: This isn’t how I used city funds
Former mayor Ed Koch and current city officials said Thursday that charging travel and security expenses to obscure mayoral agencies was not routine at City Hall before or after Rudy Giuliani took office.
snippy
I’d treat anything in The Politico with a grain of salt…
Biodun @ 104
Somehow I think not. It also complicates her unspoken claims to have a hold on the AIP*C vote.
CARD: Well, Karl is very smart. He’s — sometimes his brain gets ahead of his mouth. And sometimes his mouth gets ahead of his brain.
Love how they didn’t “need to ask any more in depth questions” after that, protecting him as if he were an errant child and not Satan’s manipulative spinmeister.
Richmond:
My 104 was snark. Of course she wouldn’t be happy.
Biodun @ 110
Jeez Biodun. It didn’t sound like you. I hate when I get taken down for missing snark! :-)
In Wednesday’s Republican CNN/YouTube debate, Rudy Giuliani provided Americans with a rare moment of candor about the Bible and himself. Asked if every word of the Bible was literally true, Giuliani replied that much of it was “allegorical.” Given his repeated distortions, exaggerations and outright falsehoods, Giuliani could have been describing his own campaign. In the Gospel According to Rudy, the tale of the 9/11 hero fighting terrorist evil isn’t literally true, either.
For the details, see:
“The Gospel According to Rudy.”
And of course the NYPost has been mum about all this Rudy business. Surprise surprise. But then again Rupert has also been in bed with Hillary recently. (I don’t mean literally…*g*)
Corrupt.
Immoral.
Dishonest.
Unfit.
Biodun @ 107
?????? Why would they lie about the date and time of a C-Span interview?
brendan @ 113
Who? Rudy? Hillary? Condi?
Biodun @ 112
My thought for awhile now is that Fox had an obligation to support Rudy to the hilt because of the contracts he got for them. But, if he deconstructs they may see that has obligation over.
Re: Blue Texan’s title:
Giuliani’s time as Mayor was known as Giuliani Time…
Richmond @ 117
Maybe that’ll work for fundamentalist churches that have gotten large handouts from the Repubs.
Worthy of bringing out into the light…Dick, nukes, Halliburton, Iran:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyo…../10337/592
Biodun @ 58
I get the email sub from Village Voice JUST to read the political stuff. Wayne Barrett is like one of those terrriers who grabs onto your pants’ leg and will not let go…he just grabs and chews and works his head back and forth..honestly – I love this guy. He refuses to disappear. I’m sure Giuliani and Co. hate his guts.
Where’s goulee getting his Viagra blackmarket or is it in his medical records ?
For sure he’s useing it
Toby Wollin:
Yep. Wayne Barrett’s aptly obsessed with Rudy for years. If you google his mname you’ll see tons of ink (articles, books) that he’s written about the guy.
YouTube rockin’ upstairs
http://www.firedoglake.com/200…..rrelevant/
There was a demonstration in Khartoum today calling for the execution of the British schoolteacher who allowed her students to call a teddy bear Mohammed. Rumors are the teddy bear who was not charged has already fled Sudan.
This in a country that fought a murderous civil war in its Christian/animist South, has a genocide going on in Darfur, and a few other regions that look headed the same way.
Condi is likely to spend the rest of her life in Courts defending herself from Crimes Against Humanity Charges (for Aggressive War) and Blackwater-related Charges (State Sponsor of Terrorism).
Hugh @ 124
dontcha just love old tyme religion?
Former mayor Ed Koch and current city officials said Thursday that charging travel and security expenses to obscure mayoral agencies was not routine at City Hall before or after Rudy Giuliani took office.
snippy Msg 106
Bloomberg hasn’t said much about this, has he? Protecting a fellow ex-Dem, ReThug mayor?
And, why did Thomas give up on finding out what was going with the hinky accounting?
Mabel’s Wig Shack @ 127
shrub is outraged at the punishment ..but if they were going to waterboard her that would be ok
Blue Texan @ 7
Huckabee believes that Jonah was in a whales belly but aso in the belly of a big fish. It depends of what verse he’s reading.
Jonah 1:17
Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah.
Matthew 12:40
For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the whale’s belly.
Then again maybe Huckabee thinks whales ARE “big fish” rather than Mammals. Or maybe he thinks poor Jonah was actually ingested by a whale on one day, and a big fish on another instance.
But there’s not a chance that some translator actually changed the word, or that Jesus didn’t actually CARE if he got the exact allegorical verse correct…it had the same allegorical meaning which was good enough for him and his audience who werea lot more intelligent that modern cretinists.
After all Jesus was able to get them thinking about such questions as “Why is the Kingdom of Heaven like a Mustard Seed?” That sort of question today would drive a literalist so insane that they’d likely stone the Messiah to death.
Biodun @ 116
After Rudy and Hillary implode, the next move is to get the Clintons out of New York.
Richmond @ 72
If they do the major effort to run from “Bush” will completely implode. The association will be on everyones lips…and whoever takes her will have to answer questions about everything from her pre-knowledge of planned Al Qaida attacks on America by hijacked airplanes…to bogus WMD’s…to wiretapping.
And the Presidential candidate will constantly be asked why he took on someone whose service was so bereft of real accomplishments…and laden with so many failures.
Oh this is going to be devastating for the Democrats. Maybe if we capitulate immediately, give Bush whatever he wants, wear flag lapel pins, get “serious” about immigration reform, and denounce “teh gay” they’ll go easy on us!
Chuck Norris, please don’t hurt us with your chin/fist!
Keep an eye on FOX News. I predict any day now: “Rudy Giuliani(D-NY) Indicted” accompanied by a picture of Hilary.
Saint Ruuuudddy 911 Done Had Some “Sex on Da City” while “Sex in the City” was on TV but an expert on the subject Bernie Kerrik supports his homeboy and fellow in the mistress club.
With a supporter like Bernie “I did Judy Regan Kerrick” in real estate appropriated for 911 Cleanup, how can St. Rudy fail?
I like “Shtup Gate”, Joan Walsh’s (Salon Editor) term for the St. Ruuudddyyy 911 Booootey Call Financing Fiasco:
Ruuuddy Kazooodie ShtupGate vs. Qatar Emirate Al Queada Funding Gate
What I can’t understand is how a few trips for booooody calls for Rooooody could cost several hundred grand for his protection possie? And suppose Jooooody the Booooty lived in L.A.?
What I have learned from this is we need a President who will go to any length to spend the people’s money protecting his mistress. These are the essential values on which this country was founded.
Over two years, $579,082 in travel bills – including rental cars, motel bills and plane tickets – run up by Giuliani’s security team didn’t immediately appear as an expense incurred by the Mayor’s Office.
Hey what’s a half million of the tax payer’s money when it comes to Rudy’s upholding the Federalist Papers’ core values?
I see a campaign highlight for Hesitant Hillary. “When my husband had his affairs, he wasn’t spending public money.” Unless you count the money wasted by the Senate and House on impeachment proceedings. When Bill made his erotic phone calls to Monica, he did them right from the Oval. No Hamptons field trips with Secret Service in tow. LBJ often conducted his bootey calls with Doris Kearns Goodman in the back seat of a car. You’d have to go back to JFK for more money spent.
So Democratic office holders are more economical in their booty calls than Republicans.
Bill Clinton messed with Monica in a tiny room off the oval office. Look at the money he saved,and he might have even bought his own cigars.
Frank33 @ 63
In honor of Rudy’s slight speech impediment, perhaps …
Judi-Date
The last couple of weeks have been very tough on the so-called front-runners. Neither Giuliani nor Clinton are looking very strong now.
Perhaps as Giuliani sinks it’s Huckabee who will pick up that support. I can’t really imagine why, but maybe that’s just the way it will work out.
On the Dem side, as Hillary has hit the shoals it’s Obama who seems to have gotten (at least some) of that support. I wonder if once jaded whether those folks will really cotton to Obama or will continue seeking out someone they can trust.
BTW, Edwards gave a real barn-burner of a speech at the DNC meeting today. Shown again at 10pm on C-SPAWN too. Clinton didn’t show because of the hostage craziness. Anyway, she probably didn’t relish having her speech compared to Edwards.