Comments on: Your Holiday Shopping Conundrums Solved!

By: gejo

gejo — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:47:04 +0000

Wow!
A new dildo out just in time for the holidays.
Hurry boys and girls, it may not last.

By: ColoradoIndependent

ColoradoIndependent — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:52:24 +0000

How about an Ann Coulter doll – complete with oversized Adam’s apple – where, as you peel away the layers, you find Michael Chertoff?

By: mui

mui — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:02:03 +0000

brendan @ 112

pma @ 73

Mitt Romney racing doll which turns 180 degrees each time it finds an obstacle.

Mitt Romney hood ornament. Squirts feces at highway speed.

It’s hard to beat the ones above.
How about a Giuliani doll with a head that spins 360 at the mention of ferrets and firefighters.
Hood ornaments like the nodding chihuaha, in the shape of Tom Delay. He nods and waves to cars passing by. Hot tub not included.
Pee wee herman dolls reissued as Rickie Santorum dolls.

By: brendan

brendan — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:38:50 +0000

pma @ 73

Mitt Romney racing doll which turns 180 degrees each time it finds an obstacle.

Mitt Romney hood ornament. Squirts feces at highway speed.

By: Dick Mulliken

Dick Mulliken — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:24:33 +0000

I’ve got just a trove for good little tykes:
FISA. all the tools you need to tap that liberal kids phone!
Abu Garaib. A set of live action figures complete with electro genital torture clamps! Includes two r****** dolls and recording of screams superimposed on The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Guantanamo! The board game for those rainy afternoons. Dial up Rush and remember -no get out of of jail free cards in this one, Omar!
Just a few of the items here at the Spirit of Conservative Christmas toys, for your little right-wing darling.

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By: Elliott

Elliott — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:14:50 +0000

Jackilope @ 109

Made in China: The “You’re Doin’ A Heckuva Job Nancy Nord” doll. Complete with plane tickets and other “perks” and a pile of lead laden crap from China that says “overlook and stock”.

then we can’t leave out the cross promotion with Nabisco and the Lorita “there were cookies” Doan doll

By: Jackilope

Jackilope — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:44:07 +0000

Made in China: The “You’re Doin’ A Heckuva Job Nancy Nord” doll. Complete with plane tickets and other “perks” and a pile of lead laden crap from China that says “overlook and stock”.

By: old gold

old gold — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:30:34 +0000

Kate O’Beirne Doll: You open the box and find a piece of sandpaper.

By: Christy Hardin Smith

Christy Hardin Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:29:03 +0000

dakine — That should have come with a spew warning…

By: Elliott

Elliott — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:28:53 +0000

dakine01 @ 104

Christy Hardin Smith @ 78

AZ Matt at 77 — Does that come with barking mad Issa and Burton accessories?

And a Chris Shays fine whine.

aHaHaHaHa!