It's a slow news day, and I was cruising around for a closer -- something appropriate to send everybody into Thanksgiving with -- and I ran across this list of the "Top 10 Most Bitter Female Rock Songs." I mean, inquiring minds want to know, right?  Imagine my delight when our own Donita Sparks made #3 with Shitlist!  It was a gift.  (Though I do have to say...what, no Joan Jett?)

Then I looked at the video, and realized I'm in it (if only for a few fractional seconds).

For those who showed up today looking for a dose of political correctness...there may be a bit of a wait.