painisgoodhotsauce.jpgFrom the State Department that brought you the fantastic stylings of the Karen Hughes big foot her way around the Middle East diplomacy extravaganza, and the ever-popular schlocky propaganda film at the airport to while away your strip search hours, comes this brilliant scheme funded with your tax dollars.  Concern trolls are us:

“Because blogging tends to be a very informal, chatty way of working,” MacInnes said, “it is actually very dangerous to blog.” So State has a senior experienced officer, who served in Iraq, acting as supervisor and discussing each posting before it goes up. “We do not make policy,” MacInnes added.

The State Department team’s approach is to join a blog’s conversation, often when it turns to the motivation for U.S. policy toward Iraq, and when others are claiming that the U.S. occupation is meant to help Israel or to secure oil. “Our job is to address that motivation issue and show them that that’s not the motivation,” MacInnes said.

“You can’t just say, ‘Well, here’s our policy,’ and drop it into the blog. You have to have what I call a bridge,” MacInnes said. He then described using a sporting or current event or even poetry that would “allow one to get to be in a conversational mode with people.”…

But is there sufficient cheetos and mello yello?

Our state department has deployed a concern troll strategery.  Subtle.  Guess they are taking a page from the GOP campaign manual, and the Rummy “Information Operations Roadmap” to domestic propaganda bonanza, down a whole new road to gooberville.  I’m sure it will be a smashing success at tackling this:

I called Zogby International today and got their most recent data (from research conducted in late-2006) on Middle Eastern opinion towards the United States. In Jordan, favorable opinion of the U.S. plunged from 33 percent in 2005, when Hughes took over, to 5 percent; in Morocco from 34 percent to six percent; and in Lebanon from 32 percent to 27 percent. Favorable opinion on Hughes’s watch barely changed in Egypt and Saudi Arabia–standing at an abysmal 13 percent in the former and 11 percent in the latter–and climbed notably only in the United Arab Emirates (from 28 percent to 35 percent). (It should be noted that these numbers represent views of the American government. Middle Easterners are generally not as negative about the American people.)

This is magical thinking.  Forget the “eat fewer calories and exercise more” mantra, if only you can find the magic pill that will melt the weight off for you. Yep, I’m sure a few well-placed concern troll comments on a teenage message board in Qatar will make all the difference in the world while we don’t change the underlying American policy problems one whit.

Presto, change-o…

PS — Speaking of rats and sinking ships, any bets on whether the departing of Franny Townsend has to do with (a) bruised ego from her PR campaign to be AG falling flat; (b) a new promised gig with the Rudy Show; (c) an about-to-be-publicly-disclosed new pile of crapola policy problem or (d) some combination of the above?

(Photo via Walker Cleaveland.)

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