The right-wing smears against Graeme Frost and his family, launched from Mitch McConnell’s office and the right-wing blogosphere directly into the mainstream media, reminded me once again of one of my many media pet peeves: The presumption that all conservatives and Republicans are authentic, while all Democrats and progressives are phonies. Before the Frosts were accused of faking their middle class status, we had Algore the fibber in thrall to his image consultants… now Algore the hypocritical energy hog. John Kerry the effete, out-of-touch, phony war hero. Paul Hackett the resume-padding “staff puke” and all the other “phony” anti-war soldiers. John Edwards, whose money and haircuts make it impossible for him to care about poverty. Hillary Clinton’s calculated “cackle.” And so on, and so on.

Meanwhile, Republicans and conservatives (with the possible exception of Mitt Romney, a non-Christian Mormon with shaky conservative credentials) never have to deal with accusations of phoniness, despite far more abundant evidence to the contrary. Fred Thompson’s folksy down-home persona is accepted at face value, with nary a mention of his lobbying career or his phony red truck. Likewise for Dubya, the decisive straight-shootin’ Texas cowboy whose entire identity is a lie. Likewise for Rudy, the Hero Of 9/11 who has thoroughly pissed off the firefighters’ union. Not to mention all the Republican politicians and preachers and boosters who wind up in corruption and/or sex scandals, or Bill Bennett’s gambling addiction, or Rush Limbaugh’s love of Oxycontin and Viagra. This is supposed to be the party of “moral values,” yet they make us godless hippies look like Dudley Do-Right.

In a way, it’s sort of flattering that the Right chooses to challenge the sincerity of Democrats’ policies and personas rather than their substance. It’s almost as if they’re not so sure their policy arguments (”Tax and spend! Coddling terrorists! Undermining the troops and/or institution of marriage! Scrawk!”) are cutting it anymore. In other words, they’ve got nothin’.

But the most delicious irony of all is this: When the smear merchants want to make Democrats look as unappealing as possible, their #1 strategy of choice is to make them sound like… Republicans.

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