(Above: One of the many, many Important Things that Michelle Malkin has been doing and that are obviously so much more pressing than debating health care with Ezra Klein.)

Like an eleven year old pitching a tantrum and declaring her side of the room Totally Off Limits to Bratty Little Sisters, Stalkin’ Malkin has called her latest post about the Frost family a “Question for Grownups: Who Deserves Government-Subsidized Health Insurance?”. So nyah, nyah, nyah, you Big Whiny Baby Liberals. Michelle is trying to have A Mature Discussion Here. For Grown-Ups! See the sign she made with construction paper, pink glitter, and Elmer’s Glue and hung on the door?

Which is why she’s undoubtedly about to crank out another shiteous, low-budget video of herself in another cheap-ass costume leaping around in the back yard squawking about “Libtards” and who’s a “meanie” and who isn’t. And then she’s going to go up to her room and slam the door and not even come down for Pepsi and S’mores.

I guess that’ll show us.

As for her ongoing jihad against the Frost family, she has now posted photos of their family vehicles, ostensibly to shame them into selling them for health insurance money or whatever. Really it’s so her readers in the area will know which cars on the Frost’s street to aim their beer bottles, eggs, and paint-bombs at. I’m surprised she didn’t put up their license plate numbers and a list of the grocery stores and other public locations where the Frost family can be cornered and harassed with the greatest ease.

Oh, and about that bet from last night’s post:

Some jerkwad hung a noose on a black professor’s door at Columbia Journalism School. I’ll bet you ten bucks that jerkwad reads Michelle Malkin every single day. I’ll bet you twenty that Stalkin’ Malkin drives up to New York examine the office door and to accuse the professor of hanging the noose there herself.

Apparently la MalKKKin has been too busy watching what cars are coming and going from the Frosts’ driveway to make the trip to Columbia, so she settled for a drive-by post accusing Columbia of obstruction of the investigation and the professor of making it all up.

Will we see a similar outcome as the GWU fake hate crime?

Why else would Columbia refuse to cooperate with law enforcement officers trying to get to the bottom of the case?

Help me out here. Maybe I’m missing something.

A conscience? A brain? A goddamn reason to live?

Stay tuned.

Count on it, sister. I haven’t enjoyed any public flameout this much since Mariah Carey’s spectacular post-”Glitter” collapse.

You guys owe me twenty bucks.

Well, since she hasn’t actually driven up there (yet), we’ll make it fifteen.

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