Yes, it’s a cute cat video. (It’s Friday night, what do you people want from me?)

This is Winston, the house gremlin/Siamese/thing-from-Neverending-Story that lives with Rich at fourfour.

Winston’s owner Rich:

The point is that, as the shake goes down, Winston’s interest in it does not. He won’t take, “Your head is too fucking big, you oblong freak” for an answer. See for yourself and note that I’ve already called Child Protection on myself. I’m a responsible parent like that.

And tonight, Winston comes with a PSA:

And also: Check it out: Winston’s helping fight breast cancer. In his lazy-ass way, of course. But still: helping!

You can help too.