As promised some time ago, the start of The Wingnuttiad, a tour of Greater Wingnuttia in heroic couplets, with abject apologies to Alexander Pope.
The Argument:
The Wingnuts gather to salute their King. A brief description of their mad frolics. It is all quite silly.
Right Blog Wingnuts come in many flavors:
There are war-fiends, dopes, and homo-haters;
Photoshop fanatics, all full of phlegm,
Doggéd denouncers of the MSM!
Because they can bravely use the Google,
As they chew Cheetos and Toaster-Strudel –
“Fact-Checking” CBS with Wikipedia –
They squawk that they’re the Brand New Media:
“We’re all Fierce Foes of Islamofascism!”
The Wingnuts wail as they shake & spasm,
Their keyboards caked with weeks-old jism
(This is called “Cit’zen Journamalism.”)
“Check the kerning! link, link! and blather!
Years ago we got that bastard Rather!
If we cross-link enough, and fight fight fight,
In seven years we may once more be right!”
Because everyone knows the media’s biased,
Which alone explains the current crisis.
“The Good Lord knows it just can’t be the war!
That’s going great! No! What plagues us sore,
Is how the NY Times loves Michael Moore,
Who is fat, just like that awful Albert Gore.”Thus intone the Wingnuts in their chorus,
For here they are assembled all before us:
They have gathered to salute their King,
The Lawprof Lord of the Loony Right-Wing.
Who could say how far a wingnut would not sink,
To hear “hehindeed” and thus score a link
From this Chucklehead Prince of Tennessee
With his ghastly fetish for robotry?
Therefore do they now parade and mix
To hail their King as his reign turns six!First bounces in some silly Corner dude
Claiming he’s seen the SS in Whole Foods.
Then list! Flouncing forth from far Wisconsin!
A burb’ling bint! “Oh, it is just too part’san
To even dare to think that Sam Alito
Were ever worse than, say, Mansquito!
Oh, this Almaden so clouds my wits!
Why do liberal women dare have tits?”
And behind her trots some dude who’s makin’
A vagina sculpture out of Play-Doh and bacon.And believe it or not it just gets worse:
There are by far even sillier stars
That adorn this cockeyed universe.
To be continued. Maybe.



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Zed??
Another
I’m a little worried that Petraeus will say we need 9-10 more years of war in Iraq….translate 8 more year of Bush/Cheney to git ‘er done….oh, yeah, he already said that…
We have ONE major obstacle. Voter Fraud.
Thers accidentally put this post up at the wrong time. It will be back later at the time for which it was scheduled. Apologies to all…
hey!
boing – flying forward one-and-a-half somersaults, pike, no splash
g’evening everyone
excellent post, thers
LoudounLib @ 6
That counts as zed squared.
And so it begins
Evening all. Mighty fine versifying there, Thers.
Suzanne @ 7
Can you enlighten the diving challenged as to what “pike” means?
Oh, and the Bulgarian Judge is wearing a wet suit and goggles.
N=1 @ 8
that’ll work ;-)
Suzanne @ 7
Flying forward is so much better than flying backwards! Beautiful, Suzanne!
Evenin’ DrD, are things improving out your way, weather-wise?
Diving information:
There are six “groups” into which dives are classified: Forward, Back, Inward, Reverse, Twist, and Armstand. The latter applies only to Platform competitions, whereas the other five apply to both Springboard and Platform.
* In the Forward Group, the diver takes off facing forwards and rotates forwards
* In the Back Group, the diver takes off with their back to the water and rotates backwards
* In the Reverse Group, the diver takes off facing forwards and rotates backwards
* In the Inward Group, the diver takes off with their back to the water and rotates forwards
* Any dive incorporating an axial twisting movement is in the Twist group.
* Any dive commencing from a handstand is in the Armstand group.
Dive positions
During the flight of the dive, one of the four positions may be specified:
* Straight – with no bend at the knees or hips
* Pike – with knees straight but a tight bend at the hips
* Tuck – body folded up in a tight ball, hands holding the shins and toes pointed.
* Free – Some sequence of the above positions.
Suzanne @ 7
a lovely dive, Suzanne!
THUUUUUUUUUH etc.
Okay ,halfway into this little gem of a poem, I started going into the chorus of “Weasley is our King,” from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. My brain is totally gone for the night.
Suzanne @ 15
Now added to the Spook Archives. Tank Oo.
lol Mitch
Suzanne @ 7
Bon Soir, Ma Cheri!!!
I had a friend in High School, who would dive or jump in the water, and she would never make ripples or a splash – never. I’ve never seen anyone do it like that since. It was the strangest thing.
LS @ 22
was she graceful on land?
LS @ 22
Except Suzanne, of course.
I swear I will never see a Republican fairer than pig,
They can only win the next vote by through a massive rig!
What new disgrace has the administration delivered up to us today? I hear he had the new President of France over and served hot dogs.
Willard “Ball-Glove” Romney. LS @ 22
John McCain managed to sink silently beneath the waves today. No splash, no ripple.
Well down to the last rum and coke, It’s meteor shower night, and I must feed the bugs and stare into the night sky and wonder, who’s responsible and can I find a lawyer to sue them.
BigMitch @ 26
As they say in the south, that’s just plain tacky.
AZ Matt @ 25
bwaaahahahha
BigMitch @ 26
No, the menu was barbecued quiche, escargot, truffles and pate. Sarkozy threw up on the grill.
Elliott @ 23
No. She kind of ambled along on land, but when she hit the water…nothin’. Just a hole in the water.
LoudounLib @ 14
Temps are back to normal, though it is supposed to warm up again early next week. We even had a couple of days without much smoke, but it rolled back in this afternoon. Still not too bad, but makes my eyes burn. No new fires so far and the existing ones seem relatively calm right now, but that will change as winds are supposed to pick up tomorrow. No hint of rain in our future yet.
LS @ 22
Good for a medal or two, though.
Suzanne@ 15 -Thanks for the tutorial – but what’s flying?
LS @ 31
how odd!
argosfalcon @ 28
I’m so excited to see the meteor shower tonight!!! I just know…I’m going to wake up and go…waaaaaa…and then go back to sleep.
I must be strong. I must wake up…walk out to the deck and watch it…damn it!
BigMitch @ 26
And Liberty Fries…!!! ;-)
Twain @ 29
Alternatively, I’ve heard it said in the south “it just isn’t done!
Twain @ 29
Good description of this administration in general.
N=1 @ 34
flying is a variation of the basic movement: ie the first half somersault is performed in the straight position, and then the piked or tucked shape is assumed
Twain @ 29
Baked beans were “optional”, but I’ll bet the shrub loaded up the poor fellow’s plate and then engaged him in a duel of farting. Native Maine beans, they were – or was that the corn that Laura was hawking?
LoudounLib @ 38
Like white shoes before Easter
CTuttle @ 37
would that be a Fox Paw?
Twain @ 42
*clutches pearls*
Elliott @ 35
It was odd. I can see that someone could “perfect” technique to the point that one could dive leaving few ripples. Martha left no ripples when she jumped in either! She just kind of…like…blupup…gone.
Was it thoroughly covered on an earlier thread? The Iowas caucuses had difficulty determining hte result because of a failure of electronic voting machines.
LoudounLib @ 44
and of course LL is wearing the proper white gloves as she clutches said pearls
LS @ 45
oils on her skin? any polynesian ancestry? inuit?
Bawdy with a hint of Snark!
Nice work, Thers!
Elliott @ 47
;-)
Dr Dick,
My thoughts have been with you. Wildfires are a miserable fact of life in the West. Last year one of my best friends in the world came within 30 feet of losing her home in Oak Creek, Arizona. Wind changed at the last minute. Her clothes smelled like smoke for weeks, even after repeated washings. Stay safe.
BigMitch @ 46
some coverage and discussion. do you have anything recent, i think the last post is a least an hour old on it…
(some here have suggested that Ron Paul won and the delay was so Mitt could rig the results…)
Evening. Since its ‘random wingnuttery’:
About the hint of a draft….
Bush will wring out all the life from the troops we have now just in time for the new Dem pres. to be forced into a draft UNLESS this lame congress gets the US out of Iraq starting now. No time to waste on thoughts of reelection or playing nice.
Passing the bucks of his war, his needed pull out, and possibly his, and his alone, responsibility for a draft to kill more young Americans in a bs black hole, in addition to the 3600 that he already had killed, is exactly what I would expect from boy george; the baby, the wimp, the bankruptor of America, the liar with 16 words-
the. macho. NOTHING.
This June Clever looking mommy is ready now to physically protest the insanity and madness.
Nature has her wonders, and all the actions of humans are nothing,and nothing I have ever done can match a single flower in its beauty and wonder, and I will never match that flash of light across the night sky for brilliance, I am just a small and simple man lost in that greatest of mysteries.
LoudounLib @ 38
The feast was at daddy’s place in Maine. It doesn’t say much for Southerners that they love the Bush’s. In another era they would be called carpetbagging White trash.
Wonderful, Thers! Please be careful in your travels to study wingnuttia. You might catch something icky.
The President of France’s wife and kids called in sick to the hot dog/hamburger feast….
The least the Bush’s could do is smoke a Texas brisket…Geeeez. That had to be pre-emptive slap in the face. I can imagine Madame President saying, Non, non rien…..she’s probably insulted completely to be invited to a “state” diner..I mean dinner…of frigging hot dogs (not sausage) (I secretly like them though, myself)….but anyway, that is just…something…unworldly.
Marretta @ 51
Thanks for the concern. I should be safe where I live and have no intention of putting myself in harms way. On the other hand, my whole worl will probably smell like smoke for a couple more months. ((sigh))
Let the games begin…
“A progressive advocacy group, engaging the federal government in a prolonged dispute over warrantless electronic eavesdropping, moved on Friday to expand that lawsuit to include a challenge to the constitutionality of the new wiretap law, the so-called ‘Protect America Act.’ The Center for Constitutional Rights thus became the first group to ask formally that the law be struck down; it acted five days after President Bush signed the measure, now Public Law 110-55.
In a motion to file a supplemental complaint (download here), and in the proposed new complaint (download here), the CCR argues that the new legislation violates the First Amendment and the Fourth Amendment. The First Amendment claim is based on CCR’s belief that its attorneys have been overheard by illegal wiretaps during private telephone calls or e-mails to clients or witnesses and perhaps other attorneys outside the U.S., intruding on attorney-client confidentiality. The Fourth Amendment claim is based on the argument that this overhearing was done without a warrant and with no suspicion of any criminal activity.”
http://www.scotusblog.com/movabletype/
Steve-AR @ 55
Steve-AR, exactly!
(I’m in the south, and I surely don’t love Boosh)
LS @ 57
smart mom keeping her kids away from evil influences
Big Mitch at 26,
As for serving hot dogs, FDR served them to the King and Queen of England when they visited during WWII. There was a huge stink about it at the time. Eleanor had quite a reputation for being indifferent about the food she served.
argosfalcon @ 54
Nicely said, argos :-)
althespook @ 48
She did have very “oily” skin. She was beautiful, don’t get me wrong, but she did have very “oily” skin. She always got really, really tan during the summer.
CTuttle @ 59
we’ll fight it whatever ways we can.
CTuttle @ 59
outstanding !
LS @ 57
Actually, if you study Bush’s behavior, it fits perfectly. Remember, he’s the “black sheep” who was never going to amount to anything. Whenever he can, he likes to rub the people with grace and sophistication’s noses in the fact that they have to put up with him, and so he subtly humiliates them.
Want more proof? Check out his closing remark the the black caucas political meeting he attended. As he was leaving he called out jovially, “Y’all be sure and clean up now!” Wanna bet he’d have said that to a WASP room? I didn’t think so.
The ex-prime minister of Canada said it best. “A nasty little preppie.”
!Bravissimo, Thers!
Suzanne @ 61
They claimed they had “sore throats”…maybe…but I believe Madam “newly elected President of France on her first visit in that capacity” to the United States was…ahem…”enerve”.
LS @ 64
Teh Navy and Marines have been working on compounds derived from various marine mammals to achieve the “no bubbles, no splash” effect on demand, to prevent sonar detection of divers in the water at critical points. I never was in the program, but one of my friends was and he mentioned how awful and oily the stuff was and how the divers hated it. Don’t know if the research is still ongoing…
wangdang! How were those ribeyes?
sore throat is polite diplomatic code for i aint eating that shit
I hope the French Prez was able to wash that hotdog down with a fine vintage Boone’s farm bottled just last week, a rose perhaps?
Suzanne @ 72
…spew alert….
althespook @ 70
Makes sense to me!
AZ Matt @ 73
A canard! Kennebunkport Kettles only serves the FINEST Mad Dog 20 20 screw top bottles.
AZ Matt @ 73
I’m afraid he’d be lucky to get a PBR!
Suzanne @ 72
707
That is exactly what I should have said!!!!
Spew!!!
althespook @ 70
So we’re all gonna pitch in for a dolphin-skin suit for Suz?
althespook @ 52
This site has a lot of information regarding the breakdowns, complaints from Pul supporters, Diebold’s role and the Iowa GOP’s machinations.
Posting from Sea-Tac Airport.
In re: Suzanne’s excellent remark @72, does anyone here speak French? The only word I know is merde
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder…
Some have wondered why Hannity uses Carmina Burana as his show’s intro. Now we know why, courtesy of Crooks and Liars.
Hitler commissioned it.
newtonusr @ 79
Are my only choices dolphin skin or that nasty smelling oily stuff? ‘fraid I’m gonna have to stink – unless they harm animals in the making of that smelly stuff.
newtonusr @ 79
She needs no such thing!
althespook @ 76
Yeah, I can see W sitting out on one of those beautiful rocks in Maine sayin’, Hey, Frenchy, wanna little Ripple, while we watch for the UFR, URF, RUF, y’a know, them meatiors…up where mah shuttle’s hangin’.
Someone should have reminded the French Prez about Prescott Bush’s contribution to the war effort on the side of the Nazis.
althespook @ 82
Badabing
newtonusr @ 79
I don’t think it worked. And it wasn’t a suit, it was a coating sprayed on before each dive. Stunk to high heaven (like rotted whale blubber one guy said.) Don’t think Suz needs any help anyways.
(The Bulgarian Judge has taken off his wet suit and is trying to look unconcerned. It isn’t working.)
Ed*ard Teller @ 80
Tasty.
Suzanne @ 83
they did. another reason it was discontinued I suspect.
AZ Matt @ 86
Is Sarkozy one of the French pols who think Vichy was a GOOD thing? If so, he’d be delighted to hang with Prescott’s grandson. Don’t keep track of French politics, I’ve heard it can cause ulcers…
LoudounLib @ 60
My father’s family moved to Loudoun Co in the late 1700’s. The hit hard times after the War.
Suzanne @ 72
BWAHAHA *snort, gasp* (deftly recovers composure) Suzanne, you are one funny person.
Our Late Nite Mod: Not only excellent diving, but consistenly delivers one-liners that professional stand-up comics find difficult to match.
Thers, I hope “Wingnuttiad” continues.
althespook @ 82
Hannity is supposed to have a (ahem) piece on
The Wilsons sometime — maybe this weekend or
Monday. Has anyone (with ample brain bleach) seen it?
LoudounLib @ 81
Just that and the words to that great classic, Lady Marmelade
LoudounLib @ 71
Bloody rare, as they should be.
:)
Steve-AR @ 92
I’m “first generation” here in LoCo, but I have read that times were awfully hard here after the war.
wangdangdoodle @ 96
I just finished a piece of homemade blackberry pie (made by a neighbor who brought me over a piece since it was my blackberry bush that provided some of the berries). That pie wudda gone good with a ribeye.
What is th difference between pigs and Republicans?
Pigs only foul one little corner of their pens, Republicans crap over everything.
Suzanne @ 95
oh yes, I’d forgotten about that ;-)
Suzanne @ 98
Hot out of the oven? With vanilla ice cream?
Hot out of the oven? With vanilla ice cream?
unfortunately not – she had let it cool and it was nekkid. still good tho
LoudounLib @ 81
Babel Fish is your friend.
Hey Sarkey, how’s the ole dawg?
AZ Matt @ 99
LOL!!!
Vogon poetry at it’s best.
Thank you.
As much as I luuuurve the snark around here, it’s time to go — duty calls once again in the ay-em. Good night all!
G’nite LL.
A poetry contest. Yipee!!! In honor of Thers’ heroic wingnut couplets:
Night LL. Sleep well.
‘gnite Lou.
Sometimes when its this hour of night and it’s quiet, I just start thinking about things. Funny things like remembering John McCain. He came and he went and not a peep from his supporters nor his devoted friends at the White House. He just slipped into oblivion so quickly. The RightWing got its cues from their masters, to whom they vowed to serve, and airbrushed dear John out of the picture the way the Soviet guard obliterated those who fell in disfavor with the party. John needed to choose his friends more carefully.
LoudounLib @ 107
night loudonlib! see you tomorrow!
wangdangdoodle @ 103
And this is what the lady said in her native tongue:
Je ne mange pas cette merde!
CTuttle @ 105
What’s the difference between Dubya and Hitler?
Hitler was a decorated combat veteren.
There was a bush from Nantucket…
Suzanne @ 116
Suz…are the blueberries getting to you? Not that we don’t love it…but I’m worried about the hangover in the morning…
Suzanne @ 116
…who got made the Prez and then fucked it….
althespook @ 117
blackberries (evil grin)
EvilDrPuma @ 118
EDP!
althespook @ 114
Sarky, je ne vien. Touts les enfant ne veut pas. Je ne supporter pas cette insulte. Je suis la mari de le President. Je ne veut pas. Merde….je suis enerve Sarky. Cretin!!!
Suzanne @ 119
Here is a little on topic music (it was just playing on my stereo).
althespook @ 120
Where?!?!?!
Never caught that before-
Bush “a nasty little preppy”.
I love it bc it is so true. I live and work with many of them. Their sense of entitlement is astounding. Many of them are not wealthy. They just want to mimic and emulate preppyness in order to catch the crumbs of other preppies who are wealthy, or who can manipulate something for them. Many preps’ parents push their babies into preppyhood in order for them to get a leg up on others and the world- they are not kind or enlightened people. It is not that they want to overtly hurt non preppies/others. In varying degrees, there is a DNA based genuine lack of regard for the humanness of those who are not in a position to do anything for them. Its a hard wired, and almost pathalogical, inability to sense empathy for those not in their precariously held together group. When these people fall, they cry and always want others to support them and show the care that they never really displayed for others bf their own fall.
althespook @ 114
:)
:)
:)
LS @ 121
Cretin! That makes TWO words! (except for all of the ballet terms I learned – but only to speak, and not to spell)
DrDick @ 123
Bad linky!
EvilDrPuma @ 118
said he had a big time dick
who gave him no shit
(to be continued)
Running wild, lost control
Running wild, mighty bold
Feeling gay, reckless too
Carefree mind all the time
Never blue
Always going, don’t know where
always showing I don’t care
Don’t love nobody, it’s not
worthwhile
All alone, running wild.
LS @ 121
I’m afraid BabelFish had some problems with that:
“Sarky, I vien. Touts the child does not want. I not to support not this insult. I am the husband of the President. I does not want. Shit… je am enerve Sarky. Cretin!!!
“
LS @ 121
Sarky, I vien. Touts the child does not want. I not to support not this insult. I am the husband of the President. I does not want. Shit… je am enerve Sarky. Cretin!!!
Babel Fish could’t handle it.
Try this instead.
althespook @ 131
Shoot, I never said I could speak Frenchaise.
I owe you an adult beverage of your choice, Al.
Is it limerick nite?
wangdangdoodle @ 135
Asti Spumanti. When my Isles of Langerhans are back (due in 2009) that’s the first alco bevvie I’m gonna taste. Beats champagne all to heck for me.
(Why, btw?)
Wingnuttiad, Canto I reminded me a bit of an old bookmark … I go back and reread it every few months because i find it ver ver funny. (ok ok, so i have a skewed sense of humor)
here’s a quote from the intro to the poem (linky in title):
“I can’t believe I keep forgetting to mention this, but some months ago I actually managed to come up with a poem so bad that the International Library of Poetry, to which I submitted it, neither declared it to be a semifinalist in one of their contests, nor offered to publish it in one of their pricey yet unreadable anthologies.
Accomplishing this feat has been the aim of the people who maintain the Wocky Jivvy website. In their many attempts, they’ve come up with some truly remarkable entries—“My Cat Has Fleas,” “Walking with the Man,” “Dawn of a New Eve,” “Flubblebop,” “Yew Gotta Larf,” etc.—but as far as I know, they’ve never received the rejection they covet. *snip* I am Mrs. Miriam Abacha a Widow ”
Enjoy! And follow the comments as the various participants come up with variations on the theme.
althespook:
“Actually, if you study Bush’s behavior, it fits perfectly. Remember, he’s the “black sheep” who was never going to amount to anything. Whenever he can, he likes to rub the people with grace and sophistication’s noses in the fact that they have to put up with him, and so he subtly humiliates them.”
———–
Agreed, but for the subtle part. Practiced bully/sadistic behavior, always seeking an opening. Clever, too, since numbers of his subjects are now living on hotdogs – can’t be called on it, because for *some* it’s a lifestyle thing.
althespook @ 137
We said (posted) the same thing at the same time (9:00) but you beat me so I “owe you a coke”.
Milan River @ 53
June Clever was not bad looking.
Signed, Wally
althespook @ 137
OMG, I’m laughing so hard….
Milan River at 125,
Oh, you put that so well. Portrait of a sociopath.
LS @ 134
Perhaps…
Sarcastique, je pars. Notre enfant ne veut pas être ici non plus. Je ne tolère pas cette insulte ! Je suis l’épouse du président ! Je ne mange pas cette merde ! Je suis dégoûté avec vous ! Crétin !
BigMitch @ 141
Just to prove I know the lingo…
June Cleaver was a MILF…
Time to go back to my novel and enjoy the rest of the evening reading. I’ll get back to the news tomorrow when I take my Molly to the dog park. Good night all. May you awaken to a sweet morning.
wangdangdoodle @ 140
Ah. didn’t know the custom. send it to my facebook page, i’m often thirsty while i’m there…:)
QuakerGirl @ 146
Night, QuakerGirl!
‘gnite, QGirl.
(waving to all the sleepy pups leaving)
althespook @ 147
As I understand the custom, when two people say the same thing at the same time, the one who first declares “You owe me a coke,” is actually owed a soft drink.
SunnyNobility @ 139
Oh yes, Mr. Nasty Little Preppy has been well honed by his years in the “Ivy League” and prep schools and then by his family’s penchant for Sulla-style casual violence (like Caligula only much smarter).
But, if what I suspect is true is true, he’s living in his own internal purgatory right now. And that’s more than a little dangerous for the rest of us.
Night QG.
Good evening dear friends. How is everyone this fine night?
althespook @ 152
Well, he always that sweet mommy of his to help him out. :)
Hiya Betsy!
BigMitch @ 151
oh. amazing, all the socialization I missed out on. Still haven’t quite got the “no sniffing butts to say hello” thing down either…
Tex, How’s y’all’s mishpucha?
TexBetsy @ 154
hi tex (hiding blackberry stained plate behind back) how was your day?
althespook @ 157
When did they outlaw that?
TexBetsy @ 154
Watch out, TexB, Suz’s eaten a fresh **blackberry** pie. You know what those do…
Hey Tex. How’s life in the Lone Star?
Two words:
Donna Reed.
Hey TexB!
althespook @ 157
ssnnnrrrrkkkk!!!
(Funny, beer the makes the same sound as wine shooting out yer nose.)
althespook @ 144
Exactement!! Je n’accepte pas plus de merde de cette cretin. C’est une famille des cretins, tout le monde. Je veux exite tout suite. Sarky, pour quoi tu n’attende pas, par ce que je suis la nouvelle reine de France…J’ai achete beaucoup des belle robes pour l’occasion, mais c’est tout merde.
BigMitch @ 160
I don’t think it’s an actual law. But if you do it too much, they lock you up. Happened to my great-uncle three times removed Fungo. Never saw him again.
Suzanne @ 159
Cheese it, it’s the Dessert Police!
Suzanne @ 159
Did someone else bring blackberry pie? I am not hungry but can make room.
Family is fine. Complete chaos here. 7 teenagers and a 9 yr old all swimming this afternoon, while I attempted to rest and my dad decided he’s glad he doesn’t live here.
Then went off and had dinner with a bunch of MY friends and left the teens in someone else’s care.
Down to just us, which is nice.
LS @ 166
I give.
My image does not coincide with my political leanings. I can walk into a group of nasty pugs and they want to include me in Pox TV talk. I like just to listen in a group. When its one to one I bring things up that will hopefully make them think twice. If I can at least confuse them I’m happy.
QuakerGirl @ 112
True. And he lost his electability supporting them, the jerks.
tex, my neighbor brought me one slice, cold and nekkid, of a pie she baked this afternoon- some of the berries were from my bush out front.
Speaking of food, anyone else taking advantage of the Hatch green chile harvest? Roasters are out at he grocery stores in Austin and they’re practically giving them away. Had ‘em in breakfast, had ‘em for lunch and had ‘em in the potato gratin with the bloody ribeye, too.
Eating well is the best revenge!
Hey Texas Betty!
Have you fully recovered from your trip to Chicago?
I am celebrating the marriage of my only daughter! It was just a quick trip downtown to sign the papers, cause they didn’t want a fuss, but she married a wonderful guy and I’m very happy for them both. We couldn’t be there, alas, they live in New Zealand.
althespook @ 170
Exactly. I won’t take any more shit from this moron. It is a family of cretins, every one! I want to get out of here NOW. Sarky what are you waiting for, I am the new ruler of France. I brought many beautiful dresses for this occasion but this is total shit.
I am guessing.
Marretta @ 175
Congrats! And sorry they live so far away.
BigMitch @ 176
Not bad. And of course too true. Pity she didn’t get the chance to say it to Momma Boosh. THAT would have been worth the price of admission.
Betty, My daughter celebrated her bat mitzvah this year, too.
BigMitch @ 179
Is Mazel Tov the right response? (Only Zero Mostel for guidance here…)
wangdangdoodle @ 174
It ain’t genuine Hatch… unless you are in Hatch, New Mexico..) I sure do miss the chiles..so please do excuse my envy.
hasta aristra, baby
In case anyone missed dinner…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/c…..056786055/
althespook @ 180
Egg-zacly.
Mazel Tov means literally “good luck, or good fortune.” It is an exclamation for when someone has experienced same, (not a wish for good luck, as the expression might be used in English). It was indeed, a “blessing on her head.” Zero Mostel’s son went to high school with me. I saw him in Fiddler, and A Funny Think Happened on the Way to the Forum. Always loved him.
BigMitch @ 183
I consider A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum to be the finest comedy motion picture ever made, period. I and my wife used to watch it whenever we were depressed, and always ended up laughing so hard we hurt.
Zero was the real deal.
Well, I think I will head off to bed. Take care of yourselves and enjoy the snark.
LoudounLib @ 81
Then you probably would have understood the Sarkozys’ conversation about the food. :)
DrDick @ 185
Good Night, Dr. (Pause) Dick!
Sleep well Dr D.
nite doctor
g’nite dr (pause) dick
Eureka Springs @ 181
They trucked ‘em in. Lunch was Creme of Poblano Soup.
Spook — I will never forget the day I saw it on Broadway. My dad had recently died, and it was mother’s day. Our first venture forth from a 30-day period of mourning. Phil Silvers was also in the show.
I wouldn’t serve hot dogs to my own family, much less the top official of France. How very embarrassing.
How insulting can one be? Good for the Mrs. for refusing to attend. Too bad the president didn’t just say, in front of the press, that he had once more insulted by George Bush, and that he would possibly consider a trip to the USA once Bush was out of office.
Hooray for Thers!
fortunately, i’d had my mental image attenuators on full power when i read:
consequently, i completely enjoyed your Pope-osity
without having to kill the neurons (of mine) that would try to keep that … you know … picture … whatever …
Gizmo update.
Pardon that this is coming from a street musician, but Deepak Choprah AND his friend Oprah Winfrey passed on Gizmo in 1997.
At that time I called it “The Box of Miracles.”
Imagine a video game that can teach you how to see your eternal self…
***
As for “None of the Above” in Iowa?
Gore/Dean 08
Accept No Prostitutes!
Spook — since you referenced Mad Dog 20-20 would you like another lesson in the strange and mysterious ways of the Jews?
You guys have got to check this out. I found it through Gordon in an earlier thread but I think it got lost in the shuffle. The blogger has Tweety down pat–like he nailed him with a nail gun. BEST SNARK EVER.
BigMitch @ 192
And buster keaton in his last film performance. The actor who played Miles Gloriosus was an Aussie Thesp who did some professional singing along with his stage work.
My “film moment” was Thunderball. Mind you, I was not a kid, but we saw it in one of the last movie palaces in Dallas on a huge screen with state of the art sound. I fell in love with the james bond flix at that point, and even read the ian fleming novels too. To me, TB was the greatest bond flick of them all. (Mind you, my FAVORITE bond flick is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, but that’s because of my crush on Dianna Rigg, who was the only woman my wife would admit was better looking than she was (she was wrong but I couldn’t convince her)).
I miss those days. Even HDTV isn’t close.
Speaking of ‘A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Forum’: I was in that play once. I played Tintintabula- a courtesan “with the arms of a willow and the pelvis of a camel”. Funny and controversial play for high school in the 1970s. We were able to get away with a lot due to having a student director.
When I was a cute little toddler of 3, my mom’s allotment check didn’t come one month when dad was on a 9 month cruise – my mom claimed we lived on hotdogs for 3 weeks until the navy figured out the error – to this day, the little woman refuses to eat hotdogs
BigMitch @ 196
Oh absolutely. My knowledge of Jews ends with the death of John Boanerges from the Isle of Patmos. It needs freshening up.
I DO know that mad dog stands for Mogen David, which I believe produces passover wine. But in the low gutters where I used to live it was of interest solely for its distilled spirits content…about 25% IIRC…?
LS @ 134
Punaise en Frenchaise.
There is a documentary film on the making of hot dogs in American meat plants. Someone needs to send that film to French prez’ wife.
punaise is enjoying a french dip – away in france for august :(
wangdangdoodle @ 191
Hmm. Were they smallish? Because I don’t think it’s quite the end of the season. We usually see them here maybe third week of August. They’ve been having some trouble with a viral tomato blight that’s jumped to chiles (via a grasshopper, I think), so they may be harvesting early.
And, since green chiles are food of choice, this evening, I’ll pass on my handy tip for determining how hot they are. Just break one open, if the veins are green, that’s the mildest, if veins are white, they’re hotter, and if the veins are yellow, those are the hottest, by far, and are just the ones to use in green chile stew, a concoction no cold virus can combat. :)
Je parle Frenchaise really bien. :)
wangdangdoodle @ 191
Thanks for the link, sounds very good. More kitchen fun.
Suzanne @ 200
I had the dubious privilege of touring a sausage factory as a school trip at the age of 11. Haven’t eaten sausage, hot dogs, any of it since. Literally can’t. You school tax dollars at work.
Milan River @ 203
four words:
Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle
montag @ 205
They were smallish, but varied in size. 3″ to 6″. I wimped out and got the mild.
Since wiretapping is so cool, Zimbabue is following suit.
http://thinkprogress.org/
TexBetsy @ 206
mooey mass way-no.
wangdangdoodle- That sounds wonderful and easy enough to make from memory after one quick read. Thanks! made me wonder about an odd combination.. A creamy butternut squash soup with maybe one or two green chiles blended in? hmmm
althespook @ 201
The six-pointed star that you probably recognize as a Jewish star is called the “Shield of David,” or in Hebrew Mogan David, (pronounced DaVEED). For as long as I can remember it was a brand of sweet, fortified Concord grape wine which was produced under rabbinical supervision. Being Kosher, it was the wine of choice for sacramental purposes, especially at Passover, when we are commanded to have 4 cups.
In an effort to expand the customer base, Mogan David marketed itself as Mad Dog 20-20 to appeal to winos and people who want a cheap drunk.
I think the alcohol content accounts for the name –20%.
Loo Hoo. @ 211
LooHoo, Steve Benen had a good post up about that over at TPM
Eureka Springs @ 213
Actually that butternut squash soup is a great hit for other dishes. Add a little tobasco, and pour over lamb and rice-stuffed green Bell Peppers. Wow.
Did bush have an American flag flying at his mom and dad’s house too. It should have been hoisted a bit higher than the French flag.
althespook @ 208
Those who love either the law or sausage, should never observe how they are made.
Eureka Springs @ 213
Skip the part at the end about sticking it in the oven topped with tortilla chips and cheese if your pressed for time. You won’t miss it. Oh, and I subbed with sour cream.
TribeScribe @ 209
thank you, tribe scribe:
as this came up, i was trying to remember that, but i could not come up with enough to search engineer.
anyone still hungry for snack?
Suzanne @ 200
I think all families have stories like that. I always heard about the depression and having 25 cents and going to the store and getting four slices of bololgna. That was dinner.
It also goes along with “eat all of your food because” my sister heard because the Russian children are starving and I heard because all of the Korean children are starving.
Times have changed; I don’t think anyone give a shit that the Iraqi children are starving.
TexBetsy @ 221
Looks French.
;)
newtnusr, Sounds really good.. I get farm fresh lamb here, almost every week, at great prices.
Suzanne, did you ever finish the limerick?
Maybe along the lines of …clusterfucked it?
BigMitch @ 214
Thanks. My sole memory beyond MD is “Man Oh Manaschevitz!” for that wine distiller/distributor (and i’m sure i spelled it wrong).
my dad being an old-school theologian and me his only very precocious son, I grew up discussing passover and the parting of the red sea and the berserker rage destruction of the army on the low plain of Kishon before I went to grade school. In an effort to hold up my end of the conversation, I read the entire world book encyclopedia, every article of the 1956 edition (or was it compton’s or brittanica, lord it’s been so long…) before I went to grade school. Understood about 10 percent of it, but as I learned more it started to click into place…
So the shield of david resonates very well with me.
TexBetsy @ 221
one of these days, i just know, you’re gonna say
something like that and the link will take us to
some naughty cheesecake.
not.
wangdangdoodle @ 225
I left it open but you are the only one who came up with anything… i like the way you think.. perhaps …
his out of control dick clusterfucked it?
yellowdog jim @ 220
yvw.
amazing how Sinclair started out writing a book about immigration conditions
and wound up, in part, doing an expose on the meatpacking industry.
none of it was pretty. still relevant…
Suzanne @ 228
you Are making me laugh.
bless y’all.
Steve-AR @ 222
I have relatives who still talk about, at the height of the depression, finding a fifty-cent piece and feeding a family of six on it for three days. That was when bread was down to two cents a loaf–because many people didn’t have two cents….
As for Iraq, you’d think people would figure it out when there’s published reports from Oxfam stating that 35% of Iraqi kids are malnourished….
Suzanne @ 228
And they accuse us menfolk of lewd and raunchy language…!!! ;-)
Steve-AR @ 222
It’s reversed. A poster seen in Guangdong province shows a happy chinese family eating and the father says to the son, “Eat all your food! Don’t you know the children in America are starving in places like NOLA and LALA and besides their bridges fall down and kill them!”
I WISH I were making that up…
TribeScribe @ 229
very.
it is still required reading for university courses on history and labor progress and regulation.
michael moore of his time.
Suzanne @ 228
Bingo! Or is that boingo?
CTuttle @ 232
i’m not the one who named the little man…
There was a bush from Nantucket…
who got made the Prez and then fucked it
said he had a big time dick
who gave him no shit
his out of control dick clusterfucked it
-fini-
CTuttle @ 232
I can do naughty birthday cake, too.
Warning, it’s naughty.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Suzanne @ 236
Near my previous home in Denver (lakewood actually) colorado was a small dad and dad pizzeria (lovely gay couple in their late 50’s, retired teachers doing what they finally wanted to do) named, and I swear I am not making this up “Dick and Willy’s Pizza”. Their manager was named John Thomas.
My wife didn’t understand at first why I was hurting myself laughing…
wangdangdoodle @ 238
nice touch with the piercing
althespook @ 233
That situation may change… I read a while back that China is losing a lot of arable land to erosion–enough so that they’re now into grain reserves and may have to start importing wheat and rice.
With U.S. grain brokers trying to divert corn and sorghum to ethanol production, and increased world demand, staple crops are going to get quite expensive….
LoudounLib @ 60
we have been calling him and his dad that since before dad run for congress, let alone since shrub ran for governor.
and we used another word on them shrubs too:
Yankees!
Suzanne @ 237
The Lady wins the cigar!
montag @ 241
Then it’s time we quit paying farmers not to farm (soil banking) finagle tanj dammit! Let the market determine the price but not inflate it with artifical government subsidies.
wangdangdoodle @ 238
That is very, very funny… someone had quite a time creating that one. :)
Suzanne @ 240
It’s all in the accessorizing.
wangdangdoodle @ 246
Dr. Freud, Line One…
Suzanne @ 240
Doesn’t that hurt? Good cake for a GYN convention.
Steve-AR @ 248
Nope.
Steve-AR @ 248
Don’t know, never tried it. But I’d bet it does.
Well, there you have it!
Easy Black Forest Cake (not as good as the European bakeries but fine for me at 1 am)
*box of chocolate cake mix
*three eggs
*can of cherry pie filling.
Mix by hand. Bake at 350 in 9×13″ pan for 35-40 mins.
Topping
*can of Choc frosting
* second can of cherry pie filling
* or, just the plain cake with a can of whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.
wangdangdoodle @ 251
It’s a cake – of course it did not hurt – unless you hit that piercing with a molar.
Milan River @ 252
Mmmmmmmm, yummy!
Suzanne @ 253
Oh, I thought you were speaking from experience! I was about to ask if there were, uh, benefits.
wangdangdoodle @ 255
I haven’t blushed this hard in a long, long time….
I am so glad the kiddies are in bed!
wangdangdoodle @ 255
I’m talking about a cake (innocent look)
TexBetsy @ 257
I didn’t even have the courage to go look. I thought it was boy parts.
wangdangdoodle @ 255
I think I’ll go to bed now so I can get started on my nightmares early. G’night, all.
althespook @ 244
Kind of a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don’t situation. With agricultural methods used today, soil gets badly depleted–put water and nitrate fertilizer together and you get a weak acid that leaches minerals out of the soil.
Soil banks do help keep topsoil together and rebuild nutrients, just so long as the land is kept in native grasses (which the banking program requires).
That said, I’m not sure there’s that much money for the soil bank these days. Don’t think the program was even offered in some areas last year and the year before.
TexBetsy @ 257
Amen!!!
Twain @ 260
Night, Twain. We will try to make tomorrow’s LN piercing free…
montag @ 241
i believe that it was on Colbert that they had an author on about his book telling how (our) demand for cashmere wool was creating supplies of it from vast herds of these cashmere goats in China, Who eat all the vegetation down to the roots, killing vast regions of land exposing, the bare soil to the wind, which was blowing these gigantic clouds of dust across the Pacific Ocean and it was contributing to U.S. air pollution, Not to mention an ecological disaster on the mainland.
oh and this particular dust was heavily polluted with industrial toxins
Twain @ 260
‘gnite Twain, “sweet” dreams!
wangdangdoodle @ 238
now i am really hungry.
montag @ 261
Sorry, I used the wrong term in city slicker ignorance. I mean the subsidies many large farmers and corporate agribusinesses get to not use land productively; it is either allowed to lie fallow or used for non-agri purposes IIRC, and IANAF or anything close to an expert on us ag policy. but this is part of the FARM BILL and surely a knowledgeable laker can contribute something informed on this…
Star report from the Ozarks. The sky is falling and it sure looks grand!
montag @ 261
Getting away from monocrops and rotating crops would improve the land immensely!
night twain
yellowdog jim @ 266
For ‘dessert’ right??? ;-)
yellowdog jim @ 264
Please friends, don’t buy any cashmere!
CTuttle @ 269
what we need is a sane Farm Policy not rentier-ed to death by ADM and Big Ag. It’s not that we don’t know what to do, it is that our government is so addicted and controlled by the various big money interests that we are reduced to governance by crisis (notice how we are now all hot and bothered about bridges and infrastructure? would that be happening if the I35 bridge hadn’t fallen? Didn’t think so.)
CTuttle @ 271
I owe you a coke!
Eureka Springs @ 268
how many didja see?
Eureka Springs @ 268
Damn, too many lights in town. I hear it peaks tomorrow night, might have to take a short road trip.
CTuttle @ 271
appetizers
FYI: Farm subsidies 07 dB
yellowdog jim @ 277
Ooohhh, come sit over here by me Jim!
wangdangdoodle @ 276
absoluly – the Perseids are quite a sight!
TribeScribe @ 278
Thanks, TribeScribe! I shall read it in the morning and hopefully be a bit more informed.
Suzanne @ 249
i missed the piercing!
i had to go look again and my, oh, my …
heh, thanks for pointing that out.
awesome
TribeScribe @ 280
too many dayam redwoods to the south – dammit
TribeScribe @ 280
And with a new moon, should be spectacular.
althespook @ 281
yw. good bookmark, for sure.
We have just started the film ‘Tommy Boy’. Going to watch some fun no brain required nostalgia and need to see who might still be delivering pizza at 1:30am.
Good night.
TribeScribe @ 280
wangdangdoodle @ 279
care for some cake?
Suzanne @ 283
I thought it was to the NE. No wonder I didn’t see any. Well, besides the street lights and all…
Milan River @ 286
Night, Milan River. My daughter thanks you for the recipe(s) (?) also.
yellowdog jim @ 288
;)
Good night milan river. Enjoy the movie.
Here’s a quarter for the jukebox.
Suzanne @ 275
Just a few in a few short minutes.. some crossed most of the sky in a bright orange.
montag @ 287
I used to drive almost down to the beach to see them.
luckily now, the street lights are far apart and just down the road
from between the hedges, is primo viewing.
some were visibly streaming last night –
peak time is a bonanza
Meanwhile, back at the politics (says spook with cake-covered mouth):
More on the FISA sellout:
http://proctoringcongress.blog…..river.html
http://thenexthurrah.typepad.c…..lings.html
This is beyond insane.
Should we be getting worried about TRex? It’s getting late late for late late.
I was looking stright up or straight south, couldn’t miss seeing multiples.
wangdangdoodle @ 297
No TRex on Sat and Sundays – Thers does just one post Saturdays – tomorrow we will have TSF with a two-fer.
Suzanne @ 299
So no LateLateNite tonight? Dayam, there goes my schedule…
althespook @ 296
thanks for those
Suzanne @ 299
OK, I feel better now. Going outside to look South.
TexBetsy @ 301
Empty Wheel is just unbelievable. I worship the keyboard she blogs with (well not really but you know what I mean….)
wangdangdoodle @ 291
sitting down with your loved one to feed each other that cake while imbibing in every libation with salubrious music and incidental video, and plotting how to take the significant other’s clothes off for consensual delights?
priceless.
so, Suzanne, how come ‘no pain’?
althespook @ 303
True’dat.
dayam, that marcy post on two rulings… forking boosh – forking chair taking no for an answer… fork
so, Suzanne, how come ‘no pain’?
’cause i was talking about the cake – cakes don’t feel pain.
Suzanne @ 307
You sure?
Suzanne @ 306
yes, fork!
fork ‘em!
fork, spoon, knife, rake, hoe, any implement.
dagnabit!
C-span has Bush weekly radio address now
newtonusr @ 308
(banging head on keyboard)
BigMitch @ 310
not after all those hot dogs.
BigMitch @ 310
Not when we’re all full of cake. Imagine the mess to clean off the keyboards…
Suzanne @ 307
heh, heh.
so, what if we take a bite and the cake goes, “Ouch!”?
Suzanne @ 311
Don’t do that either. Keyboards also may be able to feel pain. mine certainly screams if I press the same key long enough…
Nova cake.
and
Chocolate rain
yellowdog jim @ 314
Reminds me of the joke about the worst thing you can find after you’ve bitten into the apple is HALF a worm…
What does the expression “bedlam is dreaming of rain” mean?
Its from old-people music {ducking, a lot}
althespook @ 313
the need for keyboard clean up was covered in Thers’ poem: see 194, please.
BigMitch @ 318
Bad Religion:
http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/…..rning.html
yellowdog jim @ 314
call faux news or the national enquirer
BigMitch @ 318
From the lyrics to a Bad Religion song (”Los Angeles is Burning,” presumably during a time of drought and heat in SoCal).
Suzanne @ 322
what if it goes, “MMMmmmmMMmmmMMMmmMMMmmmmmMMMMM!
ydj, since when did i become a forking cake expert? geez, louise
Perseids (sighting info & article from 2002)
Sighting tips:
Northeastern sky, a few hours before or after midnight, usually.
Look for the upended “W” of stars (Cassiopeia)
(the w opens to the left, it’s an omen *g*).
Perseus is diagonally lower right, anchored by
two bright stars. Perseid meteors are usually
streaming in a large area between these 2 constellations.
yellowdog jim @ 320
no THANK you. We run a clean shop here. That sort of stuff only happens in men’s portapotties in Florida….
Okay, against my better judgement I am setting the tivo for Meet The Repressed since our great orange overlord will be on tomorrow..
Suzanne @ 325
Y’know, I was caught once forking a cake….
Suzanne @ 325
It is indeed a forking cake, isn’t it?
Suzanne @ 322
Weekly World News, except it’s going out of business….pity. Only tabloid I could read at the supermarket without shame.
TexBetsy @ 330
Now I know why they used to call it “spooning”…
Y’all are layering it on real thick.
yellowdog jim @ 324
Call Me…!!! ;-)
(waving white flag) ok, I give up – that’s it for me tonight – have to go clean house and it is not penance either – have a showing tomorrow (gasp) morning
Suzanne @ 335
Good luck with the showing. Have a restful sleep.
I’m bidding Ya’ll a fond adieu! Aloha Oe!!! 8-)
Thinking cash, Suzanne!
Suzanne @ 325
all seriousness aside,
we may have our cake and
then have some more.
it has not occurred to me to eat it with a spoon.
Suzanne @ 335
night suzanne. TexB will keep the kiddies in line.
CTuttle @ 337
Sleep well, CTuttle. Watch out for that dayam typhoon thingie…
Suzanne @ 335
goodnight, Suzanne.
good luck, selling your house.
Night CT
yellowdog jim @ 342
hear hear! best wishes –
TribeScribe @ 326
ts, you’re reading the request list in my mind again.
thx
well those short naps are great.
when you fall asleep at the keyboard, it is time to toddle off to the chair. (threw my back out three years ago, sleeping in various chairs ever since. am getting recliner next month. Yay me.)
Be excellent to each other and see everyone tomorrow.
night alfred
althespook @ 346
nite alfred
yellowdog jim @ 345
YDJ, yw. glad to help with the first two on the list. that third one though, wow –
you’re on your own *g*
althespook @ 346
goodnight, alfred
NYT
Democrats Say Leaving Iraq May Take Years
nite Suzanne – good luck
nite spook
And you yellowdog jim – you were giving out awesome recipes this morning, as I stared forlornly into a bowl of corn flakes…
I miss Kate O’Beirne’s teeth.
Jukebox, Doodle.
Thought it would be a perfect night for Cakewalk, but YouTube no tiene. So, in keeping with the flavor of lln last night, here’s Taj singing “Sitting on Top of the World.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DmsqXMGRZs
Why does firefox keep logging me out of the blog so my little ‘f’ thinger doesn’t show up… grr.
Loo Hoo. @ 355
Niiiiiiice!
TribeScribe @ 349
hey, you’re way ahead of … me.
i don’t know what the third one will be yet.
i went outside and found that a BIG comet would have to come in below 4000 feet from that direction before i could see it through all the streetlights, parking lot lights, city lights, and trees. i’d hear it first.
meteors? no way.
i am always impressed that i can see a handful of stars in our darker backyard and driveway.
the sky’s clear, except for the passing clouds of mosquitoes occluding some stars. i dared not stay out long.
i’ll take care of No. 3, if you’ll just give me a hint what it is?
newtonusr @ 353
i’m going to get my shredded oats now.
huh? recipes?
i missed something else?
so typical.
what was it?
this morning, huh?
night all. can’t keep the eyelids open
nite TB, sleep well : )
Okay, everyone’s gotta love this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHi390tb2hg
comment number 360:
why do i feel like some folks are off to play the Zed Olympics?
who will give me odds for TexB??
what in the wild world of sports is going on.
From Guardian UK
Fatigue cripples US army in Iraq
And
British firm under scrutiny for export of Bosnian guns to Iraq
sat night. you could play for HOURS
goodnight Betsy!
(dang! note to self: texB’s out of the running)
yellowdog jim @ 363
I think Suzanne said there would be no Late Late Night tonight.
TexBetsy @ 366
comments beyond 300 make the servers start to spit out bolts and ticky tacky.
I leave to look into the sky and find the sharpest minds on the web giving odds on who will sleep next (its me)but still.
SunnyNobility @ 368
oh, okay.
YDJ, oy — city lights…
your wish is granted:
What’s up
meteors (:07)
i should mention how appropriate Thers’ art selection is:
it reads
“Lord of MisRule“
An end point can be posted, or is it tomorrows nice warm toast and coffee. A cota for the day.
The Doors featuring John Sebastian….Little Red Rooster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wxdskCIQxU
nite servers & pups –
headin outside : )
yellowdog jim @ 369
ticky tacky?
TribeScribe @ 372
you nice.
i’m watching now.
tyvmucho
Good one, Doodle! Haven’t heard Ticky Tacky since the sixth grade!
good night sweet princess’s and prince’s of the day for large dragons await.
TribeScribe @ 372
both videos are excellent.
much appreciated.
Loo Hoo. @ 379
Jim made me do it!!
;)
Loo Hoo. @ 379
“little boxes
“little boxes …
all full of ticky tacky …
… “
??
wangdangdoodle @ 377
Oh!
had No Idea i was so topical.
typical!
thank you, doodle!
argosfalcon @ 380
‘night Argos.
good luck with the dragons there.
Dust My Broom
wangdangdoodle @ 382
one must use one’s power(s) carefully.
very carefully.
I realize it’s late, but perchance is there
anybody here willing and able to answer an Econ 101 for Dummies question related to Ian’s excellent earlier post on Engines of Growth?
Engines of Growth
Times UK
Afraid I’m not qualified, Sunny.
And I haven’t even heard the question!
Inner Life of Cells
Specially created for Harvard biology students, this eight-minute computer-animated film reveals the beauty and hidden cycle of intricate organic mechanisms at work at the molecular level. The focus is on how white blood cells respond and react to external stimuli. Everything that you see in this clip, the unusual orchestra of Nuclei, proteins, and lipids, are actions that are taking place right now in your body, in every individual cell. This includes one of the most surprising sequences – the motor protein plodding along on two pod-like feet along a track, carrying behind it a sphere of lipids. As cartoonish as that sequence looks, biologists report it’s an accurate rendering. The film is the work of a group called XVIVO using NewTek LightWave 3D and Adobe After Effects.
http://krisabel.ctv.ca/blog/_a…..54365.html
Conrad’s got some potential, for sure!
Eureka Springs @ 389
Odd others can see a way out, but impossible for us, eh?
SunnyNobility @ 388
Dunno, maybe.
SunnyNobility @ 388
i am willing
But i doubt i am able to answer correctly.
(IANAE)
i’d be interested to hear the question.
please?
SunnyNobility, Almost seventeen years of this madness… no sanity in sight…
With that, I am calling it a night..until book salon in the air conditioning, I bid you fabulous pups a good night.
‘gnite Eureka.
Think I’ll call it a night, too.
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZonk
Lookie Van Morrison paying top respects to John Lee Hooker while both are doing GLORIA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRlVE2pNQ-s
yellowdog jim @ 391
better:
do it ‘full screen’ from here.
Really cool, YDJ! Ain’t life grand?
Any idea what the living thing is?
I think Ian’s post needs to be read to understand where I’m coming from. Apologies in advance for my inability to phrase it nicely.
Q. relates to increases and decreases in the *value* of currency itself depending on imports/exports/and domestic use (productivity?). I do get that money that doesn’t need to be spent abroad for necessaries can be utilized at home for productive purposes or to mfg goods that may be sold abroad for new revenue or spent abroad for luxuries. What I don’t understand is how the currency itself increases/decreases in value depending on how it is used.
Ian said:
“Imagine that the mining community has its own currency and think about what’s been happening with their currency during this. When they started import replacing, they used less of their money to buy outside goods. Since that was the case, their currency became worth more. As it became worth more it became possible for them to import more goods – for less, but as
they did, the currency then dropped in value, making it more expensive to buy outside goods – and making any goods they might sell to the outside world worth more.”
I get his points, all but the value/worth of the currency changing, which obviously is critical to his points. Hope my Q is comprehendable.
Thanks in advance for any insight..(I did study econ, sorta GWB style I’m afraid)
SN 401: Not how the currency’s used, but whether it stays or goes, influences its value.
G’nite all.
TeddySanFran @ 402
Thanks Teddy, I’ll chew on that.. I have some real blocks.
Good AM, everyone.
Morning, RonD. Look forward to hearing Markos.
looohooooo
SunnyNobility @ 401
In this model (and many others), money is itself a commodity. Money that is used to pay for imports leaves the economy, so the money remaining is spread thinner. With less money circulating for a given level of demand, it has the effect of making things in the local economy more expensive, and the currency is worth less by comparison. I.e., if there’s not enough currency circulating, not everyone has enough money to buy the things the economy has to offer, so the money itself is worth less relative to availability of goods and services.
Getting that money back through exports is one way of maintaining useful levels of circulating currency. For example, we buy lots of oil from the Middle East. They have lots of our dollars because of that. So, we arrange for an otherwise nonsensical arms deal with countries there to get the money back.
How much money circulates through the economy determines its efficiency, or, in non-economic terms, its usefulness, or, its value. As well, the more money there is moving around in the economy, the more of it goes into ordinary savings–thus providing a source of capital for new ventures.
Every dollar out there in the economy that moves through lots of hands increases its value. Fewer dollars moving through fewer hands decreases value.
It’s one of the reasons why economists track things like unequal distribution of income and wealth. Hoarding wealth by the extremely rich–just for the sake of accumulating wealth–in, say, offshore accounts, takes money out of the economy. The currency then becomes less useful, and therefore, of lower value.
Something like that. It gets very complicated when things like debt and printing money get thrown into the mix. But, basically, with more money in circulation, money as a commodity becomes more useful because more people can buy more stuff, invest in new businesses, etc.
Jacqrat @ 406
Yes? You rang?
Loo Hoo. @ 400
it is all activity inside each of our cells.
this video explains what is going on.
mind you, the explanations are their own challenge, but at least things are labeled.
peace out, pups
montag @ 407
Bless you. You are going to precisely where I need help and your language is useful. I’m aware there are lots of complexities and variations, but my problem (now) is clearly with something fundamental. Back at ya in a bit, if you’re still around. Otherwise, catch you later.
Montag, Thank you.
Maybe I have a simpler, and grosser, way of explaining this. Let’s say you have this very, very bad and extravagant habit of wiping yourself with dollar bills. Each dollar gets used once and is literally flushed down the drain.
Now, if you were to buy toilet paper with those dollars, some of them go to pay the retailer for the product (money moves to distributor and to manufacturer), some of them go to pay the retailer’s help, who then take those dollars and spend them at the grocery store, the hardware store, send them back to the local savings and loan for the mortgage, who then turn them around in the form of new loans, which go to pay the wages of carpenters, plumbers, roofers, etc., who spend their wages doing the same things.
You get the idea–in the first case, the dollars had a very limited, one-time use and are gone (the equivalent of paying for an import), while in the latter case, the same amount of money moves through many hands. Its utility is greatly enhanced in the latter case.
Cheers.
Just got home after 18 days down in Seattle and Puget Sound. Anyone up?
Ed*ard Teller @ 413
Maybe just you and me….
Hey, montag!
Glad to be home. The garden is exploding. Between looking at that when I arrived, and working all day Saturday cutting down blackberry vines at my mom’s house in Seattle – I got enough cuts from those vines to get a free 90-day trial membership in Opus Dei – I’m reminded of this Mary Oliver Poem:
August
When the blackberries hang
swollen in the woods, in the brambles
nobody owns, I spend
all day among the high
branches, reaching
my ripped arms, thinking
of nothing, cramming
the black honey of summer
into my mouth; all day my body
accepts what it is. In the dark
creeks that run by there is
this thick paw of my life darting among
the black bells, the leaves; there is
this happy tongue.
Four days of 104 up in Georgia.
Montag @412
Grosser, for sure :-) I’m still grappling with your first post. It’s addressing my problem in a way I grok. Right now appears the key point I was missing is indeed the effect of taking money out of circulation (whether by toilet or foreign purchase). Describing the model as using money as commodity helped (dismissed so many confusing variables). I’ve got a long way to go with this yet, but light bulbs are coming on. I hope you teach, you should.
SunnyNobility @ 417
I guess part of the difficulty may lie in two notions about value–relative value (usefulness) in a local economy, and the currency’s compared value to other currencies. It’s natural for us to want to think of value in numerical terms when it comes to money–we’ve sort of been trained over time to think of it in that way, but relative value is easier in explaining how an economy works.
The comparative value depends upon a lot of other things, including simple speculation in the currency arbitrage business, the interest rates set by different central banks around the world, how debt affects those rates, etc.
Used to, a long time ago.
Cheers.
Froomkin
“According to this official, Cheney believes that Bush can not be counted on to make the ‘right decision’ when it comes to dealing with Iran and thus Cheney believes that he must tie the President’s hands.
Ed*ard Teller @ 415
Hmm. That one sounds very familiar. Think I’ve read it before.
If growing conditions are right, blackberry canes can become a near-pest–they grow like crazy with the right temperatures and rainfall.
Good morning!
raven @ 419
I feel better now
Raven # 419
While I truly unnderstand the need for internal deliberations, esp in the time of war, the idea that the neoconservatives who drove our ship of state into the mire that is Iraq could have any say at all in current deliberations is beyond troubling.
This message needs to go to Congressional Leadership post-haste.
If they think they are coming back from their summer holidays to pick up where they left off, they are evidently mistaken.
raven @ 419
That’s the scariest thing I’ve read all morning.
Good morning, egregious, raven, montag and mack. Any other early risers?
Good morning all. Had a trying day yesterday, My mother’s husband fell while bike-riding and broke his hip. Does anyone know anyone who had a complete recovery from a broken hip?
solai @ 426
Yes – the majority of people fully recover! If he was bike riding, I will guess that he’s in overall pretty good shape. Will he need surgery to re-align it? If so, he can expect a couple of weeks in an inpatient rehabilitation setting followed by physical therapy – it’s a gradual process to restore movement, joint mobility and muscle strength and support. It’s not a death sentence, and if he can, he should seek an orthopedic surgeon who specializes in hips.
Mornin’ all!
N=1 @ 427
Surgery still isn’t scheduled but, hopefully, it will be today. I’m encouraged by your post because he’s the most active man I know. Skis all winter, bike-rides all summer and goes dancing once in a while. If he loses mobility, he will be devastated (and cranky). Fingers crossed.
solai @ 429
Biggest mileposts post operatively: coughing and deep breathing effectively, staying infection free – both lungs (pneumonia) and the incision. That can be accomplished by using his patient-controlled analgesia device (PCA machine), using an incentive spirometer to help with the deep breathing, and making sure that all visitors and care givers wash their hands or use an alcohol-based hand cleanser before they touch him. Second set of mileposts will be in restoring mobility and muscle strength and flexibility.
And most important – make sure that his nursing care is being planned and delivered by a registered nurse, and not a nurse extender – that would include a licensed practical nurse (LPN), nursing assistant, patient technician or nursing student. That makes a significant difference in recovery rates.
Good morning Everybody,
I’m listening to Christy on CSPAN archives as she chaired the panel on Hot Issues, especially as she speaks on FISA. Great way to start the day.
Boston1775 @ 431
That panel discussion was wonderful. I’m glad that CSPAN is keeping it in its archives.
Montag @ 418
I guess part of the difficulty may lie in two notions about value–relative value (usefulness) in a local economy, and the currency’s compared value to other currencies. It’s natural for us to want to think of value in numerical terms when it comes to money–we’ve sort of been trained over time to think of it in that way, but relative value is easier in explaining how an economy works.
The comparative value depends upon a lot of other things, including simple speculation in the currency arbitrage business, the interest rates set by different central banks around the world, how debt affects those rates, etc.
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Thanks again. For the moment, think I need to
truly nail relative value before I start smoking over the more sophisticated comparative value, though obviously that (and liquidity) is where I ultimately need to go. I’m more or less ok on how conventional savings increase the money supply, not sure I’ve fully incorporated how passing the money among citizens increases its value (must give it more thought), though your observation about maintaining lower prices speaks to that. There is something sort of counter-intuitive about passing money around to increase it.
Now the sun has been up for more than an hour, I’m going knock off and sleep on it.
Thanks for the observation about the weapons sales. Guess I’d always assumed it was only about various preferences (to phrase it politely). Embarrassing to realize I was never before motivated to try to put this stuff together in a meaningful way.
To SunnyNobility and Montag, I may not be chiming in on the economic discussion, but I appreciate it.
Boston1775 @ 431
Morning, Boston
Was great to see it on tv. Since this is a down month for c-span, maybe they’ll run it again.
Good morning, pups. It’s Stanley Fish and Frank Rich in the NYT today. Mr. Fish writes about a proposed new TV show and says there’s nothing edgy or risky about a show taking on racial discrimination. Frank Rich warns that the White House PR strategies for the disaster in Iraq are gathering steam, to our peril.
http://mgpaquin.wordpress.com/
Coffee and tea are ready, and I’ve got chocolate croissants to share. Have a grand day, and try to stay cool. (Our weather is still set on “bake,” alas…)
Perhaps someone has posted this…but it seems that those most invested in the US success in Iraq are not at all as hopeful as those “flacks” in the jackets in Congress or the MSM that have visited the Potemkin village for a few days last month.
It appears that the Iraqis hired by the Pentagon and US Contractors are terror stricken that the “surge” is failing and that they are going to be left to fend for themselves when the US withdraws. They want refugee status visas when the collapse comes. Most can’t even go back to their home neighborhoods without risk of death at the hands of Shiite or Sunni militias…so much for having these areas “under control”.
It’s pretty clear that these folks see the end coming…even if the nattering nabobs of the MSM are still clacquing like geese for Petraeus and Bush. Remember these guys are the ones who are actually receiving the raw intelligence, understand the chatter on the streets, and know what friends and neighbors are saying is going on when the US patrols are gone. They aren’t getting “briefed” by some Major General who only drift into an area when it has been secured (temporarily) by massive force. No sh*t on the Sh*n*la being presented here. They are scared and anxiety ridden.
“Iraqi Interpreter: Now I Have No Future”
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/…..index.html