This new video by Ryan Davis cracks me up, but Pach doesn’t think it’s funny and finds it kind of offensive. What follows is a back and forth Siskel and Ebert style discussion of the clip’s merits and drawbacks by your favorite 60ft. Theropod and 16th Century Inca General:
TRex: Okay, I’ll go first. I think that this clip is hilarious, although I understand that some people might find it offensive. To me, it’s a bunch of gay guys having some fun, whereas if the film had been made by, say, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla, I would find it offensive.
Of course, I’ve run aground in the past on the fact that my sense of humor extends to things that some people may find off-limits.
Pach?
Pachacutec: I can see how it works on a number of levels. At the same time, the camp here is a little minstrel-like. I mean, five domestic partners? Talk about playing to stereotype. I think you can call out Rudy and do it playfully without reifying the James Dobson’s talking points.
TRex: But that’s what I think gives the clip its punch. It’s speaking directly to those people’s fears and that’s what makes it such a devastatingly effective political weapon against Giuliani. I know that the people who made it don’t think that this is the way all gay people are, and I’m not expecting those people to carry my message. I can carry my own message about what we’re like. Is this more offensive than Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall playing “Buddy Cole”? Aren’t we grown up enough to handle this kind of humor without taking it quite so personally?
Pachacutec: Well, let’s wait to see how effective it is. It certainly has potential and shows creativity. I merely contend that it could have dramatized the core point (Rudy loves teh gay) without propelling anti-gay propaganda in derivative form. It certainly could have been done. You could write that script, and I could too, though to the producers’ credit, they did something and we didn’t. The nuance that the implicit slander is meta-ironic will be lost on 99% of the people who see this. Messages matter.
TRex: I think you’re making the same mistake that the Dixie Chicks’ publicist made when they were shooting that controversial magazine cover. “I think you’re over-estimating the intelligence of the American public,” was her take.
I think you’re under-estimating people’s capacity to take in the irony of it. We live in a world full of Daily Show Democrats now. Politics is dumb, plodding, and boring. I kind of thought our job as bloggers and new media advocates was to shake things up. Don’t be such a pearl-clutching old lady. God.
Pach: I didn’t say it wasn’t funny. To me, it’s a great idea imperfectly executed. And those ain’t my pearls I’m grabbin’, here, sport!
TRex: Groan. I am rolling my eyes at you. So, how do you think this ad could have been done less offensively?
Pach: Off the top of my head, I might have actually written and delivered unironic text from a gay “thank you” perspective with serial drag queens dressed the way Rudy was in his most famous drag appearance, with the last bit referencing Rudy’s fabu outfit with a segue to him calling Donald Trump a “naughty, naughty boy,” or whatever he did in that skit. That, to me, would be the money shot, so to speak.
TRex: I guess I can see how that would be funny, but I don’t think it would be as brutally funny and effective as the ad the way it is. A lot of noise has been made over Ghouliani’s drag deal, but to me, it’s kind of played out. Even The Politico has run the Rudy-in-drag pictures by now, haven’t they?
I think drag queens have become Disneyfied in this country. We see them as sort of sexless moppets like in “To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything” or your average Hasty Pudding roast. I think Davis’s ad is a lot more fun and potentially explosive, and its unwillingness to play to inoffensiveness is what makes it so great.
I was talking with Chicago Dyke over the weekend about the portrayal of GLBT people in the media and how if we don’t own our own identity, even if it’s to make fun of ourselves, then someone else will. The “five domestic partners” line is the funniest one in the whole clip, but that’s the one that the most people will object to, of course.
I just get so sick of the typical liberal hand-wringing. Who are we to tell Ryan Davis what he can or can’t say in his film? If you disagree with the portrayal, then make your own commercial.
That’s kind of been my whole approach to blogging. People like Andrew Sullivan and Michelangelo Signorile weren’t cutting it for me. I decided not to count on them to get my message out there (since that isn’t their job) and create my own platform. I don’t tell other people what to blog about or how to do it, and I would ask the same from them.
Okay, last word goes to you, Pach.
Pach: Well, I never said he should do it my way. Heh. I just responded when you asked what I thought. I guess I’m pretty much a simpleton on this: it’s funny, but could be funnier, cleaner, so as to hit a broader audience. In a message like this, you want the focus to be on your target, in this case, Rudy, and you want it to go viral with a lot of gay online support. Why make gay folks think twice about doing that? Is the point to have an impact or to make some other kind of statement about the boundaries of comedy? I guess it’s a matter of how broad a reach you want.
Thanks for hosting this little chat! Now I have to put away my pearl necklace.
TRex: Now we turn it over to you guys in the comments. What do you think? Funny or freakin’ awful?
You be the judge.
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Tequila!
zed ish?
wang wins!!
you get to go downstairs and tell the rest of the kids.
zedlet
boing – forward one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists, in the free position – wee bit of splash from slight under-rotation resulting a slightly less than verticle entry
g’evening everyone
boing – forward one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists, in the free position – wee bit of splash from slight under-rotation resulting a slightly less than verticle entry
g’evening everyone
Who put the bom in Obama?
Stewart.
Evenin’ TRex. On to read and let downstairs know you’re up.
Evening dear friends. Back in Texas in my own home. :)
I think it’s funny. But I’m tacky.
whoa! new thread..hiyas…
HILARIOUS!!!
oooh. twin dives! excellent suzanne.
Dude!
TexBetsy @ 8
Yippee Tie One On!!! Welcome back!
synchronized diving with herself tonight:
Suzanne!
it was beautiful!!
Is this too blog for this gay?
;>)
yellowdog jim @ 3
I did, but I forgot to do the Hinky Linky :)
Sorry, I’m on a dialup, so I’m not well equipped to offer any feedback on this. If it helps you, TRex, I can at least mince when I say that.
Hey, can a mod or admin get backstage and figure out why my paragraphs all end up with either an acre of space between them or not separated at all? It’s driving me batshit.
crap – double commenting again – hopefully i cleared the problem without having to reboot my browser (fingers and toes crossed)
TRex @ 19
They look fine to me.
trex, got the site admin looking at it now
I like the video. Why not?
I took it more seriously than funny.
I love it. It’s true and meaningful.
If it matters, I’m stright.
I don’t think this is an appropriate topic for this blog.
TexBetsy @ 23
Well, obviously some people would have it that it perpetuates ugly stereotypes. If the video was made by straight people, I would have to agree, since that is a form of minstrelsy, straight people mocking gays just like white people mocked black people in the original minstrel shows, but gays mocking themselves, I don’t have a problem with.
TeddySanFran @ 25
he-he…! you crack me up, TSF…
TeddySanFran @ 25
Oh, shut up and kiss me, you fool.
hmmm, i have to say that i think it is effective exactly because of the over-the-top performances. the fem screamer is the far rights biggest nightmare (and secret dirty step-child) and giving them a bitch-slap upside the head with it does more to drive home the fact that rudy is an opportunistic hoore than something measured and nice.
TRex @ 28
long pause on the thread while everyone watches…
Evening all. A little cooler and less smoky today here in western Montana, but I wouldnt make any vacation plans for the area (including Glacier) for the next month or so.
TRex @ 28
TRex, I think he’s spoken for.
Hey Betsy, I saw your post last night on John Gibson’s obnoxious remarks about Edward’s “whorin’ his wife’s cancer”. Pissed me off so much, I tracked down his sponsor and sent them a link and quote from the MediaMatters story. I politely asked them to reconsider sponsoring him. Got a pretty positive response from them.
Then I sent the link and a short quote to The American Cancer Society. Got a positive response from them, too.
Suzanne @ 5
Bon Soir, Ma Cheri!
I have to say, I’m underwhelmed.
I thought it was very wry, and I loved the morning in america background music.
DrDick @ 31
Well, I wasn’t planning to make it out there any time soon, anyway. Hope you don’t end up evacuating before the next couple of months are over with.
TeddySanFran @ 25
HA! I think it would make a great campaign ad.
:)
I had to watch it a couple of times… at first (not knowing it was done by teh gays), I was rather taken aback… the 2nd time around I saw the wicked humor of it…
so, I don’t know how it would play in Peoria…
Laura Doty @ 36
It sounded like “The West Wing” to me. ;)
funny! would have been funier though with some Cher in the background.
TRex, I’ve got to side with ya! It was hilarious, snarkilious!!!
wangdangdoodle @ 33
Excellent! All about taking action.
sangemon @ 40
Over my head. The only television program I’ve watched in 15 years is the Wire–and that on DVD.
wangdangdoodle @ 38
Against Ghouliani!!! *g*
Anyone near Concord, NH tomorrow, and willing to help out your with-it new Congressman Hodes a little in return for a possible chance to buttonhole Nancy Pelosi about FISA?
[Another dial-up excuse here for no-can-do on video feedback.]
I enjoyed the video, though I agree with Pach that it does play to a lot of negative stereotypes (with the potential to come back and bite you) and could have been punchier. Certainly has potential to short sheet Ghouliani’s campaign a bit. ;-)
e.c. @ 29
You are right..subtle wouldn’t work with the 28%ers..I think it is an effective guided missile at Rudy.
Hi all. Guessing game time.
Last night I wrote this:
Med supply places were all a bust. Any ideas how I REALLY got it fixed?
TexBetsy @ 49
gas station or tire shop – either auto or bicycle?
I like it! The point of this is to undercut conservative support for Rudy, right? So the mention of 5 domestic partners plays directly into those fears. Normal people see it’s completely over the top, but those silly rightwingers might freak a little. And isn’t that the goal?
I say Winner!!
I know! I know! (But I read up in Facebook on you signed up firepups!
TexBetsy @ 49
Bicycle shop?
TRex, can you post a linky to the vid?
TexBetsy @ 32
ah, the lady from Texas has some things to learn about our people, methinks.
wangdangdoodle @ 33
This is how it’s done. Great work!
TeddySanFran @ 55
C’mon Teddy be gentle…!!! ;-)
TeddySanFran @ 55
Now THAT’s a stereotype! ;~
wangdangdoodle @ 33
I think there are a few of us who would like to join you in that effort. Can we have the contact information for the sponsor and the ACA?
OK, where were all the brilliant people last night????
Made calls for 2 hrs this morning, and then my son called and I told him what was going on. Mr. Brilliant 13 yr old said, “Mom, a tire is a tire. Just go to the bike shop.”
So I did. Nice place in Park Ridge IL on the way to the airport.
TexBetsy @ 60
*DING!*
EvilDrPuma @ 37
No danger of that (at least I hope not – would be approaching Armageddon if I did). As I have said before, I live in the center of the second largest city in Montana (which ain’t saying much since the whole state has less than a million people) and the valley where we are located is mostly grasslands. I may asphyxiate from the smoke if they get any closer or if we get some fires to the west (which is currently clear and allows for a little clearing).
TeddySanFran @ 25
You said it, Teddy.
TeddySanFran @ 25
Camper than a row of lavender tents…Rudy’s more of a ‘leather and leashed’ kind of player, IMO.
;>)
TeddySanFran @ 55
Your people are just doing what everyone else’s people want to do. :)
I may need some new people.
Jane Hamsher @ 63
Isn’t this late for you to be up, Jane?
TexBetsy @ 12
Love your dives, Suzanne, but that second one was a little close to the edge of the pool!
Be careful.
Teddy@55
Women are different, Teddy dear. In a woman’s world, you kiss someone’s sweetie, the best you can hope for is a bust in the chops. Worst you can fear is that a woman is out to get you. *g*
sangemon @ 58
True, I have known several monogamous gay couples over the years.
DrDick @ 62
Keeping our fingers crossed for you, anyway. It’s irritating enough to me when I can smell cigarette smoke wafting up from the apartment below–I’d hate to be in your shoes.
We seem to be getting a bit of a thunderstorm here. I just hope it becomes a good hard rain that takes some of that miserable humidity out of the air….
TexBetsy @ 43
Looks like I could use some firedogpower backup, my lone email doesn’t seem to have convinced them to pull their money.
Here’s the story at MediaMatters.
Here’s the offending radio host’s website.
And here’s the email feedback page for his sponser, ProFlowers.
Maybe if they heard from a few more people?
(I probably triggered the mod trap with 3 links and a quote this comment!)
monogamy is overrated
Is that kid 18?
A more appropriate topic?
OT..
China threatens ‘nuclear option’ of dollar sales
By Ambrose Evans-Pritchard
Last Updated: 1:48am BST 08/08/2007
The Chinese government has begun a concerted campaign of economic threats against the United States, hinting that it may liquidate its vast holding of US treasuries if Washington imposes trade sanctions to force a yuan revaluation.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main…..ina107a.xm
Very, very funny, but the “5 gay partners” line shoots the whole concept in the foot. It actually could have been effective, and possibly even used on the idiot box, without that line.
(Just a drive-by on my way to bed…)
oddmommy @ 73
Yesterday was GoodMrsPuma’s and my thirteenth wedding anniversary. I must beg to differ.
oddmommy @ 73
I personally am in favor of Big Love.
Jane Hamsher @ 63
Why not? We’re all mature adults here(mostly)! Relatively, well-adjusted individuals…!!! 8-)
marymccurnin @ 65
And a lot secretly do. Haven’t really seen a lot of difference between the two groups (of men that is) over the years.
Lots of Big Love.
Steve-AR @ 75
Oy!
Here we go…
Colbert is smoking tonight. Did a fabulous comparison bet. YK2 & Hitler. Now on to FISA.
I think it’s funny, but it’s so true that I almost think it is redundant as satire.
I don’t think I have ever heard the gay voice from you two writers quite as clearly as this. What a laugh. Shit! you two should write a screenplay. But hey, I’m in Redneckistan and everyone I know sees Julliani as a perfect foil.
Wait, wait, wait….who says I’m well adjusted? I resemble that.
Congrats Doc & Ms Puma
Hmm .. I thought it was a great way to break through the clutter and get the message across that Rudy is oh so gay friendly. ;-)
Is it politically correct? I don’t know and don’t really care. As long as it’s gay people talking about a topic that directly affects them, I think it’s clever and funny. The best line is about the five domestic partners.
Humor goes a long way in getting and keeping the average voter’s attention.
oddmommy @ 73
I rather enjoy it, working on 17 yrs already!!! :P
Kuchinich is electable!
There’s my 2cents for the night!
sometimes you just have to shout “FIRE” to get someones attention (or in this case “FLAMER”). having all the reasoned and measured conversations about the fact that mayor gulliani has previously demonstrated his support of the glbt community and thier civil rights blah blah blah isn’t really as direct as hollerin’ RUDY LOVES FAGS! if you think about it, which approach would more likely cause the fundies to turn on him?
TexBetsy @ 87
Thanks! We agreed yesterday that we’re pretty happy with each other. We just want the rest of the world to fuck off. :-P
TRex @ 59
And voila! The American Cancer Society contact page.
Best Colbert ever, so far tonight.
wangdang, you are awesome…
(making a list, checking it twice, for action in the morning)
EvilDrPuma @ 77
The bride and I are going for 28 next year (with a couple of years off for bad behavior in the early 90’s).
EvilDrPuma @ 92
Would be nice…!!! ;-)
The China announcement doesn’t surprise me. Kinda been expecting it actually. They have much more power over us than anyone wants to admit.
TheOtherWA @ 98
Seems they are more powerful than us.
eCAHNomics @ 67
Yes. I’m sure the phone calls will start any minute, but sometimes I feel like a little kid sneaking down to sit on the stairs in the dark and watch TV from the hallway. I know I should go to bed but something might happen, you know?
sangemon @ 96
Dang, you can do that… Hmmm…!!! ;-)
With only 48 seconds to get the message across I think you have to use stereotypes. If they used non-stereotypical gays, like footballers or truck-drivers, it would lose its edge and be confusing, especially for da base who aren’t exactly cognitively gifted.
Jane Hamsher @ 100
I feel that way even at 1 AM when I do log off. Usually. Unless something is happening. Or is about to. Maybe ….
marymccurnin @ 99
Courtesy of W, everyone is now more powerful than U.S. Lillitputins anyone?
Thanks for the links, wdd and TexBetsy. Having met spocko at YK, I am committed to actions of just this type with advertisers on politically smutty programs. It’s simply unacceptable.
And we must let them know it.
New FISA Law Means Admin ‘Can Listen To Every Single Int’l Call You Make”
Published: Wednesday, August 8, 2:50 AM
The White House has engaged in an all-out spin operation to downplay its new warrantless wiretapping powers. Yesterday, White House spokesperson Dana Perino falsely alleged that the new law returns the FISA law to “its original intent.”
Jane Hamsher @ 100
Or reading a book under the covers with a flashlight?
Jane Hamsher @ 100
turn off the phone and relax. enjoy the late nite guilt free and go to bed when you wanna.
persiflage @ 102
*Ding* *Dong*!!! 8-)
Jane @100
Tee, hee! Your inner child is alive and well! Excellent.
I love the video, but I think Pach’s serial drag queens idea is swell as well.
OT, but it’s 11:45 EDT and it’s still 85 degrees here….ugh
TRex @ 26
I didn’t think the stereotypes were ugly at all.
Mabel’s Wig Shack @ 90
Tonite was his best performance by far. And he was also not impolite to his fellow candidates, which bothered me in the past.
As a non YouTube watcher, I can’t comment on the video — but Saint Rudy Mc911 is another matter.
We are nowhere near Rudy the Draq Queen saturation — we haven’t even scratched the surface.
When home schooled 8 year olds of Dobsonite Rapturistas pass notes to each other at church, on the subject of Rudy the fag, THEN we will have reached saturation.
LoudounLib @ 112
Sounds a lot like Texas.
More OT…but interesting
The Contractors
I think we all know as a general matter that there are a lot of ‘contractors’ in Iraq and that quite a few of them have gotten killed. But I’m not sure I’ve ever seen actual numbers.
Here are some numbers.
According to this article in the Times, the US military estimates there are 125,000 in country. In other words, there are almost as many there as US military personnel, who I think now number around 160,000, post surge.
And 1001 of them had been killed as of the end of June.
–Josh Marshall
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/
LoudounLib @ 112
You have my sympathy. It was like that here for most of July. We have been back to normal for the last few days, so that was our high today. ;~)
TexBetsy @ 116
Not too unusual for DC in the summer, but it’s getting on my nerves ;-)
LL – guess now is not the time to mention that it is a lovely 62.5 outside at the little cottage by the creek in the redwoods.
-ck- @ 115
Now, that definitely could be construed as a Saturation Point!!!
oh Suz, now you just made me cry! ;-) I love cool weather.
Suzanne @ 120
Sweet sixty here.
OT – Angels playing great Angels baseball against the Red Socks… an Excellent Game!
(sorry, Teddy!)
LoudounLib @ 112
89 in midtown.
I have to relate that after my son was born in 1981, it stayed above 90 in the country in early July. I know because I was getting up in the middle of the night to feed him.
Jane (if you’re still around),
I didn’t get a chance to respond to you earlier, but I just wanted to say that it was great seeing you at YKos too!
Take care,
*xyz
LoudounLib @ 112
88 degrees here.
CTuttle @ 121
Even if it’s only the home-schooled 12 yr olds doing it and the 8 yr olds are playing with YuGiOh cards.
LoudounLib @ 112
Ugh. What Betsy said.
(Poke)
TeddySanFran @ 123
74 in western Montana.
wangdangdoodle @ 17
i knew you would, so i did it.
DrDick @ 118
That’s the weather I grew up with in the DC area. AC? Are you kidding?
At first glance, it’s kinda ha ha funny.
Upon further review,
Isn’t it self-defeating to try to make
Rudy repulsive to his base by harping on
his pro-gay affiliations?
*xyz @ 126
Did we meet there? Were you at the breakfast?
eCAHNomics @ 125
OT, and I’m sorry if this has been covered…
With our foreign communications legally monitored now, is anyone worried about calling our credit card companies and giving out our numbers for service, since the help desk is usually outsourced to overseas operators? I’d think maybe our Congresspersons would be concerned.
Way OT — B*rry B*nds just got #756…..booooooo
TeddySanFran @ 123
Can you imagine what Cali would be like without a marine layer?
ydj – was it you the other nite talking about a firefox extension that helps dialup users watch utube videos? i can’t remember the name of it.
StarCraft VO @ 136
That’s just one more of the oh, so many reasons I don’t use credit cards.
yellowdog jim @ 131
Looks like they found us anyway!
Steve-AR @ 132
is our Steve-AR making a crypto gay folk witticism?
LoudounLib @ 137
True!
LoudounLib @ 137
just saw that too – booo!
Airman Who Alleged Rape Faces Court-Martial
Washington Post – 1 hour ago
AP POPE AIR FORCE BASE, NC, Aug. 7 — A female airman says she faces a court-martial next month because she refused to testify against three male airmen she accused of rape.
LoudounLib @ 137
StarCraft VO @ 136
I wouldn’t worry about it; they have been tracking credit cards for years.
EvilDrPuma @ 140
I wonder if calling tech support on an 800 number that is forwarded to an outsoursed location in another country would get me on the watch list?
Back on topic – I thought it was pretty funny. The 5 domestic partners did not strike me as that bad, lots of straights have had as many wives. I think subtle is not the way to go here. So one thumb up from downunder.
LoudounLib @ 137
*************!!!!
EvilDrPuma @ 146
Sorry…meant to say (loud farting noise).
Yankees fans – Angels are crushing the BoSox…
wangdangdoodle @ 150
Exactly!!
(poke)
It isn’t just credit cards, anytime you call for tech support or customer service, you’re likely talking to someone overseas. And yes, the NSA may be listening.
TexBetsy @ 145
Women always get screwed.
EvilDrPuma @ 151
heh!
EvilDrPuma @ 77
congrats.
OldCoastie @ 152
:P!!!
OldCoastie @ 152
Woo!~ Hoo!
oddmommy @ 157
Thanks.
(( waves at petedownunder, wondering if he’s still stateside ))
Shelly West:
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can’t stop grinning
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don’t look to familiar
Who is the cowboy who’s sleeping beside me
Well he’s awful cute
But how’d I get his shirt on
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we’re going to fly
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You’re my friend, you’re the best
Mi amigo… (Mi amigo!)
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
yellowdog jim @ 142
My thinking is way to concrete to even begin to be that abstract.
CTuttle @ 158
The only thing more boring than baseball is Harry Potter.
LoudounLib @ 156
I bet Bush calls him.
EvilDrPuma @ 165
oooh, crazy thought — you suppose B*nds is a Bushie?
TRex @ 26
well, isn’t it a little like African-Americans performing in ‘black face’?
being from Texas, there are some ugly Texan stereotypes.
As a texan i do the stereotype for effect whenever the mood strikes me.
(so how would a gay texan do a stereotype?)
(aren’t some people Trying to do their own stereotype of themselves?)
Barry Bonds has not been tried or found guilty of ANYTHING. He was a great player before all this and still is. I am tired of him taking the blame for all the others who have done this.
I’m gonna watch the repeat of the dem debate on MSNBC. Good night, firepups.
TheOtherWA @ 169
Nite!
Night OWA.
‘night, a otra WA…
DrDick @ 171
What he said.
Well, dialup really hampers my youtube viewing pleasure.
LoudounLib @ 166
(shudders)
Woo-hoo LS! Makes me wanna go boot-scootin’ at the Broken Spoke!
Using stereotypes can be effective to deliver a message. The video is great. I think that even those who think it’s offensive, understand its context and forgive the messengers.
Twain @ 168
Just check out the neck circumferance. No further info needed. We’re not a jury, after all.
Professional atheletes are nothing but drug addicted wife beaters.
LoudounLib @ 161
((waives back to LL – still in CA until next week)
My Texas man was only stereotypical in that, well, everything apparently is bigger in Texas.
Heading home, gang!
See you in a bit.
Shelly West:
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can’t stop grinning
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don’t look to familiar
Who is the cowboy who’s sleeping beside me
Well he’s awful cute
But how’d I get his shirt on
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we’re going to fly
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You’re my friend, you’re the best
Mi amigo… (Mi amigo!)
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
wangdangdoodle @ 176
Hee, hee.
CTuttle @ 170
Can’t believe Keith didn’t ask the million dollar question. Wiretapping.
wangdangdoodle @ 176
Brings back memories when I would go boot scooting out at the Oaklahoma River Bottom or the South 40 or the West 40 clubs.
TRex @ 180
Oh dear God. TRex is a size queen. I guess you have to expect that from a 60 foot therapod. ;-)
eCAHNomics @ 178
Whoo-ie! You never pull your punches, eh??? ;-)
Shelly West:
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can’t stop grinning
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don’t look to familiar
Who is the cowboy who’s sleeping beside me
Well he’s awful cute
But how’d I get his shirt on
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we’re going to fly
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You’re my friend, you’re the best
Mi amigo… (Mi amigo!)
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
wangdangdoodle @ 176
HSuzanne @ 183
I looked, but I couldn’t find a youtube version. Love that song.
petedownunder @ 179
(waving at Pete)
Hi Jane, how’s it going?
(hi too, Suzanne, don’t mean to snub)
Suzanne @ 139
VideoDownloader.
it’s a Firefox add-on.
with it, the firefox browser window has a small VideoDownloader icon in the bottom right corner.
rather than have to take video streaming through a dial up connection (well, no); you can download the video to your hard drive and then let your VideoDownloader Player play it for you, sans dial up connection (aka string and two cans).
It May take a while for it to download through the dial up; maybe, too long.
i don’t have dial up, so i haven’t tried that.
however, VideoDownloader offers the option of archiving video on your hard drive for play back.
your mileage will varying.
Someone needs to shoot a remake of It’s a Wonderful Life and cast the tomato-faced, protesteth too much, mine owner Bob Murray as the vile Mr. Potter.
This guy is the typical ass-wipe. He’s like Ted Night in Caddyshack.
A classic GOP-er in trouble blaming everyone on the frigging planet.
-GSD
CTuttle @ 185
Can’t take credit. Read “drug…” somewhere else. But if the shoe fits . . .
Suzanne @ 183
Two-step, Cotton-Eyed Joe (bullshit, the hell you say!), Schottise, Polka. Get down with your bad self!
(makes a mental note to go partying sometime with wangdang!)
I’s like to see a Ghouliani drag queen open up her closet and pull out outfits, hold them against her body while looking in the mirror, and have closeted Republican’s names on the tags. Of course that would deliver a different message.
Steve-AR @ 163
we may be dealing with the subconscious:
archetypes and symbolisms.
wangdangdoodle @ 192
Whachu say?
LoudounLib @ 193
You’re drivin’. Or should we get a cab?
Millineryman @ 194
Set to the tune of “I Feel Pretty”? I know it was already used against Edwards, but this could be effective…
CTuttle @ 185
5-1/2 seasons worth of walks for Bonds says Mr. S. You’ve gotta have some career going to have that accumulation. As the ESPN announcer noted giving props to tonight’s pitcher, most pitched around Bonds.
Baseball has had a culture–always has had in one form or other. Look at McGwire and Sosa chasing Roger Maris’ record. ’nuff said.
I’m with Willie Mays: ((((Bonds))))
wangdangdoodle @ 197
We’ll hire a car ;-)
Millineryman @ 194
Guiliani is a piece of sh*t. All NYers know it. Let’s track how the word speads.
wangdangdoodle @ 176
it’s been a long, long time.
LoudounLib @ 200
Wouldn’t we be better off hiring one of them stretch pickemup trucks?
wangdangdoodle @ 197
i’ll drive.
i don’t drink.
wangdangdoodle @ 197
I’ll drive!
Prairie Sunshine @ 199
Thanks for being fair. Barry has had a very difficult time in SF because the press hates him – always have. He simply refuses to bow down to them and will only talk when he feels like it. If he performs on the field, that ought to be enough for the press but it never has been.
eCAHNomics @ 201
Would you call it a safe guess that Rudy can’t win his home state? I ask as one who has never set foot in NY.
Suzanne @ 203
Equipped with a diving board?
eCAHNomics @ 164
Dingie Wingie!
I think I know where the next Central Tex Firepup Roundup will be!
Broken Spoke ?
LoudounLib @ 200
ooooooo, stylin’. OK, big white limo with 6′ longhorns mounted on the front.
On Edit: Stretch pick up with diving board!
yellowdog jim @ 204
Cool. But can you two-step?
TexBetsy @ 210
I’m game! I’ll check the line up.
Baseball is a beautiful game.
(specially when your team is beating Boston 9-4, bottom of the 6th, runner on 3rd, one out and you are at bat).
wangdangdoodle @ 212
I can two-wheel!
wangdangdoodle @ 211
That’s cool! I also like Suz’s idea @203
OldCoastie @ 214
Must you remind me? :P
OldCoastie @ 214
{{{baseball}}}
Dial up here too, sorry.
I know my cred re: c-span is shot. But fwiw, the current *schedule* shows for tonight:
“Warrantless Domestic Surveillance”
repeat from this am. David Rivkin (DOJ)
& Glenn Greenwald 12:29 am EDT
Don’t watch unless you want your head to explode (Rivkin, party line ad nauseam). But
some respectable call-in comments. Glenn
was great.
“Abolishing the Fairness Doctrine”
Dennis Patrick (FCC) & Dan’l Polkin,
(G Mason Univ) 3:10 EDT
Double Play!!!
LoudounLib @ 216
I edited my response to accommodate.
On Topic. (Wow!)
On MSNBC, Crowley called Edwards a “metrosexual,” “the prettiest one of the Democrats”
On the August 7 edition of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, MSNBC political analyst and nationally syndicated radio host Monica Crowley referred to Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards as “the metrosexual in the race” and said he is “the prettiest one of the Democrats.” In response, co-host Mika Brzezinski said: “I think he and [Republican presidential candidate] Mitt Romney are taking a spa day.”
there’s a topic?!?
I propose a name change. From now on they are the Repudlicking Party.
-GSD
Well now that’s an interesting Q. In his race for Sen against Hillary, he wigged out owing to prostrate cancer. (No offense to those with the disease, including my brother). I always thought the guy was divisive, and was surpised that it took until long after he left for people to recognize an autocrat. Still am surpised at how people want a “leader”, when the reverse is exactly what is required.
wangdangdoodle @ 221
Righto, now we’re set on transportation. Now we’ll just have to work on making it happen someday ;-)
Broken Spoke
LL, where ya stayin’ when you come down? Room on my couch, but others may have a real bed to offer.
The more the Republicans run with the John Edwards gay innuendo, the more of them will get arrested for blowing sleeping staffers and offering up blowj*bs for cash.
The joke is on them.
-GSD
(MOD NOTE: *edited to allow through filter)
GSD @ 224
“The fuckwads” is shorter.
Twain @ 206
i don’t know barry.
i heard of him.
isn’t he a millionaire?
nothing wrong with that:
but
does he do community work in his town?
the charity interaction with the folks and fans thing we see from many other professional major league athletes?
has he done a lot of out-reach and/or support for the black community or for civil rights?
is he involved in progressive causes in san francisco?
just asking.
he plays baseball right?
Glavine seems a decent sort of guy. 300 wins
Biggio is a good sort. 3,000 hits
barry can tough it out.
GSD @ 224
ain’t they somethin’? gawd!
wangdangdoodle @ 212
used to could.
Oh gosh Betsy, thanks for that offer — some day I will make it down to Texas. I’ve never been, but I do need to make a pilgrimage to Austin for SXSW in my lifetime.
LoudounLib @ 137
Can hear the fireworks from my house.
Teh “five domestic partners” line made me laugh but I really agree with Pach’s take:
“In a message like this, you want the focus to be on your target..”
I think the humor could be more subtle and effective by implying having enjoyed multiple domestic partners instead of flat out saying it. To those who you want to get it, they will. To those who might get too distracted from the target by the shock line, they would be more likely to have it slide past and stay focused on the target.
‘Night.
wangdangdoodle @ 211
Sounds like the limo service at the “Big Texan” steak house in Amarillo, “Home of the free 72oz steak”.
We central texas firepups do get together and do what we’ve planned. You oughta come down.
TeddySanFran @ 234
got ‘em here too and they better not light the forest on fire!
(”get off my lawn you kids!” ;-)
TexBetsy @ 238
I would love to, and I will definitely keep it in mind!
eCAHNomics @ 236
Aloha, ecahn!!!
eCAHNomics @ 236
sleep well
LoudounLib @ 233
I have a bed if you don’t mind staying in a construction zone. (Remodeling, and probably will still be by then.)
DrDick @ 47
i’ve only read down to the quoted comment. i agree that it’s a tradeoff: a good take down of Rudy but with negative reinforcement potential outside of the gay community. i also wonder what effect it might have on other candidates about openly supporting gay issues even if they are not disingenuous.
eCAHNomics @ 236
‘night, eCAHN…
g’night eCahn, sorry about all the baseball talk :-(
eCAHNomics @ 236
g’nite eCAHN.
Regarding the latest GOPervert.
“At Indiana University, he majored in journalism and joined the College Democrats. But he soon realized that the Republican Party’s values were more in line with his own and promptly joined the College Republicans.”
Apparently he realized that taking advantage of helpless people was much more of a Republican value.
-GSD
(waves to everyone) dang! quick drive-by on my way to bed after an exhausting evening of catch-up-on-the-home-front and i find a dance party is afoot! or awheel, (Asleep at the Wheel, anyone?) Gosh i LOVE to polka.
Night Ecahn
yellowdog jim @ 232
Pshaw, like ridin’ a bike…
Steve-AR @ 237
Look, I’m not at all opposed to a good steak, but eating 72 ounces of anything is incredible gluttony (at a minimum), and very possibly a form of voluntary torture.
wangdangdoodle @ 244
Firepups are adaptable ;-) thanks!
Late comers please scroll up to comments 72 and 93 please. Your help is needed taking out another rightwing fox asshole.
(waves to newdeal)
SunnyNobility @ 219
give the little lady a cigar!
Greenwald is on C-SPAN now.
re: CSPAN — I saw Sestak on CSPAN2 earlier. Isn’t he a favorite amongst some of the ‘pups here?
This was not my flight. :)
Man smuggles monkey into NYC airport (AP)
Published: Wednesday, August 8, 2:37 AM
AP – A man smuggled a monkey onto an airplane Tuesday, stashing the furry fist-size primate under his hat until passengers spotted it perched on his ponytail, an airline official said.
LoudounLib @ 255
(waves back) its been too many years since i’ve been to the DC area, sure miss ambling thru the National Gallery etc.
EvilDrPuma @ 252
But you couldn’t possibly have anything against peach cobbler, could you? Besides, the doggie bag isn’t really for the dog!*g*
wangdangdoodle @ 254
Que? You??? ;-)
newdeal, if you ever make it back to this area please let me know :-)
OldCoastie @ 240
Angels do fireworks on Fridays after the game (and we have tickets!)
LoudounLib @ 263
And this goes for any other firepup who finds themself in DC or its environs…
Here’s the August lineup at the Spoke.
oh we don’t have Angels fireworks going on tonight… they followed Bonds’ big hit… local yokels celebrating here on the edge of the highly flammable Nat’l forest…
CTuttle @ 261
Always late to the party. (I assume you didn’t mean I’m a rightwing asshole.) *g*
TexBetsy @ 239
When does the weather cool off? I drove through Austin last week, thought I might stay a few days, got out of the car felt the heat and headed south to the coast then to Houston where I shredded a tire on I-610 at 11pm. Houston weather was worse.
LoudonLib- I saw the last 15 min. of Sestak’s talk on cspan tonight. He waded into treacherous waters discussing bipartisanship in bringing the Iraq war to an end and also emphasized the need to withdraw safely while taking into consideration others’ regional interests. I was very impressed.
Hearing him reminded me of how glad I am I donated to him and others through ActBlue last fall.
TexBetsy @ 258
*g* great story! I’d have loved to be on that flight.
Muzzy, thanks — from what I saw, I was impressed as well.
CTuttle @ 101
LOL!
Steve-AR @ 269
Cool off?
wangdangdoodle @ 267
Hah! I was wunderin’ tho!!!
Now I want a monkey AND 72 ounces of peach cobbler.
wangdangdoodle @ 273
Around Halloween. Maybe later.
newspaperbrat @ 272
Evening, NPB! You’re the only one to comment on it!!! *g*
CTuttle @ 275
(poke)
LoudounLib @ 262
sure will! Used to go there a lot, mother-in-law and aunt-in-law were born, raised, lived, & died in DC, wonderful southern-type ladies. Would love to get back there for a visit.
TexBetsy @ 277
If you had come through a week ar two earlier, it would have been unseasonably cool. And raining constantly. With flash flood alerts. But we’re back to normal now.
LoudounLib @ 258
And RevDeb’s new Congressman once she’s moved to PA!
Well I think I will head out and take advantage to the great sleeping weather we have tonight (currently 69). Take care and enjoy the snark. And all you central Texas Firepups, don’t hurt nobody out there on the dance floor.
newdealfarmgrrrlll @ 280
And we’d love to have you.
There aren’t too many DC-area natives around here, as the area is so transient. I’m a first-generation native ;-)
newdealfarmgrrrlll @ 261
Free museums are something I still miss, having moved from DeeCee in 1991.
G’night DrD, enjoy the improving weather.
smoke free sleep wishes dr (pause) dick
wangdangdoodle @ 281
Well, I sure screwed that up. Comment meant for Steve-AR. I see the margin buster has been fixed, tho.
Teddy, isn’t that great — we can wander in and out of some of the greatest museums…
OT, i am in lust. Even tho i love, love love my G5, the new iMacs are so beautiful lust stirs in my heart. Down, grrrlll !!!
Sleep well Dr D
It’s great sleeping weather here, too, so I think I’ll doze off.
Goodnight, all. See tomorrow.
g’nite Dr. Paws!
wangdangdoodle @ 251
i’d suspect twould be.
i am remembering now: a big fight broke out the last time i was there. there was this group of folks all in formal attire. (prom? wedding??)
and they were drunk.
and some of my friends were drunk.
and they were dancing and collided like.
then things got tense, a girl flip the bird at my buddy’s gal.
words.
BOOM!
a BIG scrum from the dancing room as a pile of formal attired folks struggling to stop their guys while they continued fighting, grabbing, screaming … me and another buddy were hauling our pal out the door as he kicked over tables and grabbed chairs and pool cues … we got out to the parking lot .. then they get started out there … i had to do a flying tackle on my buddy; the parking lot was gravel; no flying tackles since …
until the police came … when all a sudden everybody was getting along just fine like …
… no one went to jail.
… no broke bones,
… one busted lip.
sure, i’ll go to the broken spoke.
g’night Twain
[my bold]
Have to agree with Pach.
The most powerful humor packs a punch without having to explain.
The last (first and only) stop on the humor train for Reptilicons
down-shifts irony to the literal. Upshifting the third twist to meta?
Maybe when they come back in the next life as a LGBTQ democrat.
Sleep well Twain.
smapdi @ 276
Now thats a puzzlement, I can understand the 72 ounces of peach cobbler, its the monkey that has me worried.
yellowdog jim @ 294
We do know how to have fun down here, don’t we?!?
wangdangdoodle @ 259
one 72 ouncer;
and four or five friends:
priceless.
ydj, I do believe there’ll be room in that stretch pick-em-up-truck-limo with the longhorns for anyone who wants to go to the Broken Spoke!
So after three decades of shoving religion down America’s collective throats, suddenly GOP faithful like Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani don’t wanna talk about their faith.
Funny stuff guys, funny stuff.
-GSD
Nite, Sleepers!
Good evening, folks.
hey Mitch
Did you see the travesty in baseball tonight?
BigMitch @ 304
g’nite Mitch.
Oh wait, comin’ or goin’?
Judge Orders Release of 2004 RNC Surveillance
A federal judge yesterday rejected New York City’s efforts to prevent the release of nearly 2,000 pages of raw intelligence reports and other documents detailing the Police Department’s covert surveillance of protest groups and individual activists before the Republican National Convention in 2004.
In a 20-page ruling, Magistrate Judge James C. Francis IV ordered the disclosure of hundreds of field intelligence reports by undercover investigators who infiltrated and compiled dossiers on protest groups in a huge operation that the police said was needed to head off violence and disruptions at the convention.
But at the behest of the city and with the concurrence of civil liberties lawyers representing plaintiffs swept up in mass arrests during the convention, the judge agreed to the deletion of sensitive information in the documents to protect the identities of undercover officers and confidential informants and to safeguard police investigative methods and the privacy of individuals caught up in investigations.
The city had largely based its bid for nondisclosure on the need to protect those identities and methods, and argued that the public might misinterpret the documents or the news media sensationalize them. But the civil liberties lawyers insisted that the documents – even without the sensitive materials – were needed to show in court that the police had overstepped legal boundaries in arresting, detaining and fingerprinting hundreds of people instead of handing out summonses for minor offenses. Read on…
“I am so grateful to Rudy for his domestic partnership plan…I have had no less than five domestic partners..”
I thought that was partly a joke on Rudy’s three marriages. Made me laugh.
Carry on.
yellowdog jim @ 294
oh gosh. Sounds like the great times we used to have when I was in high school and my friends and i would sneak off to the old-time dance halls. Small town/rural Wisconsin, but the behavior sounds the same. Accents were probably different tho…”fer sure i’m gonna bust yur nose, then, you betcha, you f*%&# !!!” (in a Fargo/Slim Jim accent). The side of Lake Woebegon that Garrison never talks about.
LoudounLib @ 305
No, what are you talking about?
I just arrived. Been incomunicado all evening.
BigMitch @ 310
B*nds
wangdangdoodle @ 265
looks to me like Saturday nights got the best bands; but that’s bound to be loud and rowdy.
tuesday night might be better, but maybe not accommodating enough for some pups’ schedules.
Mitch, well let me be the first to tell ya — Hank Aaron’s HR record has been broken, against a Nats pitcher no less.
LoudounLib @ 300
well, that would be a stretch alright.
LoudounLib @ 314
Does Obama get to revise his answer to K.O.?
CTuttle @ 278
CT- You crack me up often in a good Erica Jong/St. Vincent Millay kinda way.
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
__________________________
i’m no teetotaler and i don’t want to poop the party but,
some of the saddest women i ever knew,
including a good friend i still am in touch with,
couldn’t remember what happened the next morning,
and this on a weekly basis. just sayin’ …..
LoudounLib @ 300
A couple of my friends almost got us in hot water at the Broken Spoke one time when our female server spied a stray bottle cap from a type of bottled beer they didn’t serve there. It took me a second to figure out what in the hell the brew ha ha was over until I realized someone snuck a beer in.
The place where I had the most fun going two-steppin in Austin in the late 80’s was Dessau Hall. The place opened in 1876 but is closed as of today. I still have a pair of redwing workboots I love wearing here in the Oregon winter.
yellowdog jim @ 300
The deal is, eat 72oz steak, salad, bread, potato, and shrimp cocktail in one hour and the dinner is free. My 5′5″, 125# GF was fired up for the challenge but the all you can eat Mexican buffet in Santa Fe a few hours earlier, put her off her game.
Chavez offers LatAm energy pact
Venezuela will guarantee the energy needs of its Latin American allies, President Hugo Chavez says.
What?was Obama’s answer to KO, Mitch.
Sixstringslingr @ 308
Well, now that you mention it, the current Mr and Mrs Ghouliani have five marriages between them, so maybe.
I guess those gay fellas are cleverer than we thought….
BigMitch @ 316
oh, snap!
(heading to my corner)
newdealfarmgrrrlll @ 308
ha, ha!
it’s that beerish accent:
vocabulary still pretty close.
TexBetsy @ 321
This means war to Chimpy and his red-faced coal-mining and oil buddies.
-GSD
newspaperbrat @ 317
*blush* I try…!!! *g* I’m bemoaning the travesty that was the Angel demolition of my beloved Bosox!!!
Steve-AR, I used to be able to eat like your GF. All you can eat places would shutter the doors if they saw me coming. Around age 30 it started to show, and if you gain 5 lbs a year for 20 years, that’s like 100 lbs. I figured it out when I started to approach 285. I was able to turn it around, but don’t think you can eat like that with impunity forever.
new thread with TRex UpStairs.
New Thread! Extremely late!
OldCoastie @ 232
interesting choice of words he used in announcing his resignation:
“I want to be the mouthpiece for Young Republicans ….”
yellowdog jim @ 313
Uuuhhhh, gotta work in the morning. Here’s some Alvin Crow to get ya goin’.
Muzzy @ 319
Ah, Dessau Hall… used to go their in high school back in the seventies.
Waaaaaaay into EPU-land here, but wanted to say that I enjoyed the little back n’ forth between the 60ft therapod and the Incan warrior. It was charming – a very earnest Artist meets earnest Pragmatist moment.
wangdangdoodle @ 227
Ho! The vid clips remind me of the good ol’ days at the Black Angus, Hialeah, FL, where fiddler Gene Christian (formerly a Bill Monroe player) and ensemble first introduced us to line dancin’. Good days, good times. Straight bourbon and honky tonkin’.
Funny. Get Ghouliani. That hypocrite.