no godSenator Vitter offers this explanation as to why he should be allowed to keep his job:

“I’m not going to answer endless questions about it all over again and again and again and again,” Vitter said. “That might sell newspapers, but it wouldn’t serve my family or my constituents well at all because we all have a lot of important work to do for Louisiana … From here, I’ll go directly to the airport and to Washington for votes, because I’m eager to continue my work in the U.S. Senate to help move Louisiana forward.”

Vitter’s wife, Wendy, was by his side as he said that he believes that he “received forgiveness from God.”

Well, I have a news flash for ya, there, ManSlut.

God isn’t your boss.

And neither is your wife.

So, while they may have forgiven you (although at press-time, God was unavailable for comment), you’re not done with this. Not by a long shot. Last time I checked, prostitution is still a crime in the DC Metro Area.

Thank you, and have a pleasant tomorrow.