no slipSo, you guys are going to have to be my eyes and ears for now as to what’s going on in the Senate. Awfully hard to host a radio show and watch C-Span at the same time.

What’s going on?

Jane and I were discussing earlier how all the young, energetic Republicans like Susan Collins are the ones most in danger of losing their seats, so we’re thinking they may not want to do too much visible obstruction tonight. Of course, that leaves a bunch of creaky old GOP fossils holding the filibuster bag. And keeping that crowd awake after 10pm, well…you know how old people are about their bedtime. Yeesh.

So, I know they brought in cots. Have they brought in IV’s, respirators, oxygen tents, and portable defibrillators yet? Did they put rubber daisies and hand-rails in to make sure ol’ Ted Stephens doesn’t slip and break a hip? Has anybody pulled a John Boehner and cried big fat fake tears for the cameras? Is Joe Lieberman openly fellating Mitch McConnell yet? Is Lindsay Graham doing his famous re-enactment of Miss Mellie’s death scene from Gone With the Wind?

Come on, you guys, I have to know this stuff so I have something to tell my grandkids.

See you in the comments…